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   Your tax dollars at work: Do men with deep voices produce better quality semen?

25 Nov 2012 08:42 AM   |   4448 clicks   |   Improbable Research
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MatrixOutsider    [TotalFark]  
Farkette taste test?

25 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
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HighlanderRPI     
www.pudreteflanders.com

25 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
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LDM90     
I don't know. I mean yes.

25 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
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maxx2112     
Help! Help!


/ a shark.

25 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
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sid2112     
www.biography.com

Brazzers

25 Nov 2012 08:53 AM
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reillan     
If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.

s3.amazonaws.com

25 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
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bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
I sound like Barry White with an extra testicle, so yes.

25 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
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stirfrybry     
Chocolate rain

25 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
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Clay Babcock     
Our tax $ go to the University of Western Australia?

25 Nov 2012 09:07 AM
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GratuityIncluded     
Let's just count a few sperm and then extrapolate

25 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
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treecologist     

Clay Babcock: Our tax $ go to the University of Western Australia?


Not only that, but nowhere do I see where it says that tax money (even Australian tax money) was used to pay for the study.

25 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
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Ooba Tooba     
There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.

25 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
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Nick Nostril     
Good to the last drop.

25 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
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ChubbyTiger     

Ooba Tooba: There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.


Well done, but you could improve formatting.

25 Nov 2012 09:21 AM
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
Well, ummm

www.disneydreaming.com

25 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
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Virtuoso80     
You know it.



Wants to you take his love and, "put it in."

25 Nov 2012 09:24 AM
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LordOfThePings     
25.media.tumblr.com 

Still beavering away.

25 Nov 2012 09:24 AM
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Virtuoso80     
Whoops, link didn't work. But this thread is incomplete without a picture of Barry White so:

www.barrywhite.de

25 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
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taurusowner     
Grables'Daughter? Expert opinion?

25 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
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Son of Thunder     
"Stupid", subby?

Y U NO LIKE SCIENCE?

25 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
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Gleeman     
[Barry White]
Why yes, yes we do!
[/Barry White]

25 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
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Mayhem_2006     
No.

I sing bass, and my little swimmers are lazy little farks.

I make up for it in quantity, I guess.

25 Nov 2012 09:32 AM
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Oldiron_79     
Having won a Karaoke contest before doing a Johnny Cash song I'll go with yes

25 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
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clowncar on fire     
Not sure about the semen thing but they seem to make pretty good baritones.

25 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
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Mrs. Beasley     
Good thing they didn't use Farkers as test subjects. Abstain from "sexual activity" for at least 48 hours? I don't think so.

25 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
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XveryYpettyZ     
Yes, yes I do.

25 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
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Cybernetic     
Yes I do. And thank you for asking.

25 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
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No Such Agency     
reillan:
If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 540x662]


To be fair, generally, the people who write articles don't also come up with headlines.

25 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
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Spanky McStupid     
dsc.discovery.com

Finds the question amusing.

/Oh, yeah, it's hawt!

25 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
I don't.

25 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
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dwade     

Mrs. Beasley: Good thing they didn't use Farkers as test subjects. Abstain from "sexual activity" for at least 48 hours? I don't think so.


You could always tied your right hand behind your back.

25 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
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Godscrack     
No. But in my experience, they do have bigger balls than the average guy.

And I don't mean courage.

25 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
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DrunkenInsomniac     
Yes, we do, we don't hear complaints

25 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
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durbnpoisn     
My sperm were the size of a cat before the vesectomy. So, yeah, i agree with the deep voice thing.

25 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
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otto the bull     
img10.imageshack.us
Really?

25 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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Inquisitive Inquisitor     
Still a better use of my tax dollars than Iraq and Afghanistan.

25 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
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NeoBad     
Who Cares. Look at Hugh Hefner, well look back at a few younger pics of him.....and listen to him speak...kind of medium range voice...lots of sperms

25 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
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Deep Contact     
Woman say mine tastes like chocolate.

25 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
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Walt_Jizzney     

Ooba Tooba: There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.


Thread over.

25 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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JackieRabbit     
Fixed and don't care. The dispenser is more important....

25 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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Gentoolive     
Can't imagine who you adressing with the headline, people on fark don't pay taxes.

25 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
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LaViergeNoire     
25.media.tumblr.comI'll just leave this here...

25 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
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cryinoutloud     

reillan: If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.
[s3.amazonaws.com image 540x662]


bornagainpagan.com

25 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
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offmymeds     

otto the bull: [img10.imageshack.us image 250x352]
Really?


assets.gearlive.com

Why sointinly! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

25 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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Ima4nic8or     
I have a very deep voice and can confirm that the answer is absolutely yes, no matter what the research says.

25 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
I've been told on many, many occasions that mine burns the eyes.

25 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
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LordOfThePings     

martid4: I've been told on many, many occasions that mine burns the eyes.


Have you tried whispering?

25 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
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Trayal     
No.

/Bass
//poor motility
///95% have bad morphology

25 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
Thurl Ravenscroft could impregnate females at fifty yards

25 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
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HairBolus     
Sperm quality isn't all that much of a continuous variable. There is normal quality which works fine for impregnation and various degrees of abnormal which don't work as well or at all. I don't think there is such a thing as superior quality which is a better impregnator than non abnormal sperm.

Some things like illness, injury, malnutrition, etc. can affect quality but such things are not reflected in vocal pitch.

I think a more interesting study would be to see if flamboyant gay men tend to have low quality sperm.

25 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
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