Farkette taste test?

^{I don't know.} _{I mean yes.}

Help! Help!


/ a shark.

Brazzers

If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.

I sound like Barry White with an extra testicle, so yes.

Chocolate rain

Our tax $ go to the University of Western Australia?

Let's just count a few sperm and then extrapolate

Clay Babcock: Our tax $ go to the University of Western Australia?

Not only that, but nowhere do I see where it says that tax money (even Australian tax money) was used to pay for the study.

There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.

Good to the last drop.

Ooba Tooba: There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.

Well done, but you could improve formatting.

Well, ummm

You know it.



Wants to you take his love and, "put it in."

 

Still beavering away.

Whoops, link didn't work. But this thread is incomplete without a picture of Barry White so:

Grables'Daughter? Expert opinion?

"Stupid", subby?

Y U NO LIKE SCIENCE?

[Barry White]
Why yes, yes we do!
[/Barry White]

No.

I sing bass, and my little swimmers are lazy little farks.

I make up for it in quantity, I guess.

Having won a Karaoke contest before doing a Johnny Cash song I'll go with yes

Not sure about the semen thing but they seem to make pretty good baritones.

Good thing they didn't use Farkers as test subjects. Abstain from "sexual activity" for at least 48 hours? I don't think so.

Yes, yes I do.

Yes I do. And thank you for asking.

reillan:
If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.

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To be fair, generally, the people who write articles don't also come up with headlines.

Finds the question amusing.

_{/Oh, yeah, it's hawt!}

I don't.

Mrs. Beasley: Good thing they didn't use Farkers as test subjects. Abstain from "sexual activity" for at least 48 hours? I don't think so.

You could always tied your right hand behind your back.

No. But in my experience, they do have bigger balls than the average guy.

And I don't mean courage.

Yes, we do, we don't hear complaints

My sperm were the size of a cat before the vesectomy. So, yeah, i agree with the deep voice thing.

Really?

Still a better use of my tax dollars than Iraq and Afghanistan.

Who Cares. Look at Hugh Hefner, well look back at a few younger pics of him.....and listen to him speak...kind of medium range voice...lots of sperms

Woman say mine tastes like chocolate.

Ooba Tooba: There once was a greenlight post haste, that highlighted researcher waste. Creamy or chunky, sweet or just funky, could have just had subbys mom taste.

Thread over.

Fixed and don't care. The dispenser is more important....

Can't imagine who you adressing with the headline, people on fark don't pay taxes.

I'll just leave this here...

reillan: If I read the article correctly, the final answer is: no.
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Really?



Why sointinly! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

I have a very deep voice and can confirm that the answer is absolutely yes, no matter what the research says.

I've been told on many, many occasions that mine burns the eyes.

martid4: I've been told on many, many occasions that mine burns the eyes.

Have you tried whispering?

No.

/Bass
//poor motility
///95% have bad morphology

Thurl Ravenscroft could impregnate females at fifty yards

Sperm quality isn't all that much of a continuous variable. There is normal quality which works fine for impregnation and various degrees of abnormal which don't work as well or at all. I don't think there is such a thing as superior quality which is a better impregnator than non abnormal sperm.

Some things like illness, injury, malnutrition, etc. can affect quality but such things are not reflected in vocal pitch.

I think a more interesting study would be to see if flamboyant gay men tend to have low quality sperm.