Which one is the sea cow?

/low-hanging fruit

Look at the mean manatee holding that woman underwater. Savage Beasts.

Done in one.

Her punishment should be that a giant blubbery manatee gets to come into her house and ride her around for a day, just jumping on her at random.

What a dumbass. I can't f*cking stand people like her. Do you really think that animal wanted to be your f*cking entertainment for the day, you clueless cow? Next time you wonder why some sign exists like "Don't Put Tongue in Electrical Socket," you will know it's because of this insufferable idiot.

Howie Spankowitz: Her punishment should be that a giant blubbery manatee gets to come into her house and ride her around for a day, just jumping on her at random.

What a dumbass. I can't f*cking stand people like her. Do you really think that animal wanted to be your f*cking entertainment for the day, you clueless cow? Next time you wonder why some sign exists like "Don't Put Tongue in Electrical Socket," you will know it's because of this insufferable idiot.

Let's see.... woman ignorant of the law does harmless thing to a stupid animal and gets arrested at work and will have to spend untold $ to deal with it. Sounds fair.

Give me your address, next time I'm down there I'll pull one out of the water and eviscerate it on your doorstep. Then you can have something to be upset about.

PreMortem: Howie Spankowitz: Her punishment should be that a giant blubbery manatee gets to come into her house and ride her around for a day, just jumping on her at random.

What a dumbass. I can't f*cking stand people like her. Do you really think that animal wanted to be your f*cking entertainment for the day, you clueless cow? Next time you wonder why some sign exists like "Don't Put Tongue in Electrical Socket," you will know it's because of this insufferable idiot.

Let's see.... woman ignorant of the law does harmless thing to a stupid animal and gets arrested at work and will have to spend untold $ to deal with it. Sounds fair.

Give me your address, next time I'm down there I'll pull one out of the water and eviscerate it on your doorstep. Then you can have something to be upset about.

Apparently, the bar for being "upset" for you is people you don't know posting on the internet.

It's not harmless and how clueless do you have to be to not know that harassing a wild animal isn't the right thing to do? Her arrest is completely fair and I hope it discourages other "hold my beer and look at me" idiots who can't simply enjoy nature without destroying it.

Tell you what, eviscerate yourself in the comfort of your own home and we'll call it even.

My mom's a tour guide at parks here in Fla. She told me of one new park opened here in Fla and the rangers allowed people to swim with the manatees but under certain conditions so as not to harm the creatures (e.g. no touching, no fins). She said that a good 10-20% of those allowed in the water were asked to leave because they simply could not follow easy to understand rules.

Oh the huge manatee!

But you can annoy, molest, harass, or disturb lionfish. That's okay, right?

jmadisonbiii: Which one is the sea cow?

/low-hanging fruit

Damn you, i felt so clever.

But molesting things in a disturbing manner is my hobby!

...that came out wrong.

This is from October...

Just let her go.

Mention that they don't hassle you for petting the bears in Yellowstone.

The manatee was asking for it, it was wearing barely anything!

Published Nov 25, 2012

Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

Manatees seem pretty awesome. They like to eat sea weed and chill and shiat. They're like the stoners of the sea.

If one swam up to me, I'd have a hard time keeping myself from petting it.

PreMortem: Howie Spankowitz: Her punishment should be that a giant blubbery manatee gets to come into her house and ride her around for a day, just jumping on her at random.

What a dumbass. I can't f*cking stand people like her. Do you really think that animal wanted to be your f*cking entertainment for the day, you clueless cow? Next time you wonder why some sign exists like "Don't Put Tongue in Electrical Socket," you will know it's because of this insufferable idiot.

Let's see.... woman ignorant of the law does harmless thing to a stupid animal and gets arrested at work and will have to spend untold $ to deal with it. Sounds fair.

Give me your address, next time I'm down there I'll pull one out of the water and eviscerate it on your doorstep. Then you can have something to be upset about.

Thanks for handling that for me! Seconded.

Galileo's Daughter: But you can annoy, molest, harass, or disturb lionfish. That's okay, right?

No, you can only annoy them. It's unavoidable.

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Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

It's like a scene from a Wal-Mart bathroom only cleaner.

Galileo's Daughter: But you can annoy, molest, harass, or disturb lionfish. That's okay, right?

Yes, please do.

PreMortem: Howie Spankowitz: Her punishment should be that a giant blubbery manatee gets to come into her house and ride her around for a day, just jumping on her at random.

What a dumbass. I can't f*cking stand people like her. Do you really think that animal wanted to be your f*cking entertainment for the day, you clueless cow? Next time you wonder why some sign exists like "Don't Put Tongue in Electrical Socket," you will know it's because of this insufferable idiot.

Let's see.... woman ignorant of the law does harmless thing to a stupid animal and gets arrested at work and will have to spend untold $ to deal with it. Sounds fair.

Give me your address, next time I'm down there I'll pull one out of the water and eviscerate it on your doorstep. Then you can have something to be upset about.

Sounds like you're a little upset yourself. Wanna talk about it champ?

PreMortem:

Let's see.... woman ignorant of the law does harmless thing to a stupid animal and gets arrested at work and will have to spend untold $ to deal with it. Sounds fair.

Give me your address, next time I'm down there I'll pull one out of the water and eviscerate it on your doorstep. Then you can have something to be upset about.

You sound angry, but really strong. Any idea what the average adult manatee weighs? Don't let all that pent up rage induce your mouth to write checks your rear end can't cash. just dragging it from your vehicle to the the doorstep would be a Herculaneum task. Don't post angry.

 

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window seat please. smoking section.

This is why Fark needs a thumbs down button.

Ok, which one of you molested a manatee ? They wouldn't have a sign about it if it did not happen.

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window seat please. smoking section.

My keyboard needed a good rinse, thanks.

This makes me so mad I could punch an octopus.

/not really

...and be posted as a repeat at fark because Drew can't afford a contextual story database OR people with the memory of a three year old.

mutterfark: This makes me so mad I could punch an octopus.

/not really

You kind of have to in order to tenderize them.

/just kill them first, otherwise your just a jerk.

Typical Hispanic.

prjindigo: ...and be posted as a repeat at fark because Drew can't afford a contextual story database OR people with the memory of a three year old.

They don't even pretend to care anymore either they just created the repeat tag instead.

prjindigo: ...and be posted as a repeat at fark because Drew can't afford a contextual story database OR people with the memory of the current generation.

FTFY

I'm not one to say repeat, but this story is relatively old yet I have seen it popping up on facebook and now here. Now, I never read Drew's book but doesn't it talk about how the media recycles bullshiat stories just as filler? Based on seeing people talk about this again, I think so..

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Typical Hispanic.

Agreed, happens all the time down in Hispandiland, El Morans.

Manatees are farking stupid animals.

Why u mad?

There's a great link to a mulleted man "evading police atop a horse statue" for those of us who went through this threat a couple months ago...

manatee photo-bomb

juhis: manatee photo-bomb

That's not a manatee...

Begoggle

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window seat please. smoking section.

This is why Fark needs a thumbs down button.


It does, but it's because of idiots who think they are OMG SO EDGY AND TEH CLEVAR!!! by referring to [what they see as] their inevitable transport to some unpleasant place and their requests for certain seating arrangements therein. Declaring such a thing for oneself is ridiculous.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: juhis: manatee photo-bomb

That's not a manatee...

meh, potato potahto

Howie Spankowitz: Her punishment should be that a giant blubbery manatee gets to come into her house and ride her around for a day, just jumping on her at random.

What a dumbass. I can't f*cking stand people like her. Do you really think that animal wanted to be your f*cking entertainment for the day, you clueless cow? Next time you wonder why some sign exists like "Don't Put Tongue in Electrical Socket," you will know it's because of this insufferable idiot.

dogdaze: My mom's a tour guide at parks here in Fla. She told me of one new park opened here in Fla and the rangers allowed people to swim with the manatees but under certain conditions so as not to harm the creatures (e.g. no touching, no fins). She said that a good 10-20% of those allowed in the water were asked to leave because they simply could not follow easy to understand rules.

Manatees are playful... they will come up to you, rub up against you, roll over for you to rub their belly etc. It's tough not to reciprocate their longing for attention.

Ebenator: Manatees are farking stupid animals.

Takes one to know one.

Galileo's Daughter: But you can annoy, molest, harass, or disturb lionfish. That's okay, right?

They aren't indigenous and they're destroying reef ecosystems.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: juhis: manatee photo-bomb

That's not a manatee...

THAT'S MY WIFE!!

Is she a writer for Family Guy?