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25 Nov 2012 02:31 PM   |   21399 clicks   |   Lowell Sun
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.

25 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist     

Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.


Hmm, let's see. I'll put some light residential here, some heavy industry for the jobs, and this area by the park will be for sex offenders.

25 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.

Hmm, let's see. I'll put some light residential here, some heavy industry for the jobs, and this area by the park will be for sex offenders.


SimPerv 2012, from the makers of SimCity!

25 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
ginandbacon    [TotalFark]  
This is actually kind of funny. I mean there are a lot of serious issues we ought to be addressing that we aren't, but in the mean time...LOL

25 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet     
I am actually cracking up quite loudly at this. Bravo, madam. Please take on Fark handle out of petty cash if you've not already.

25 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
BoxOfBees     
I'm sure that many people will have compassion on the convicted sex offenders.

25 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
iheartscotch     

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.

Hmm, let's see. I'll put some light residential here, some heavy industry for the jobs, and this area by the park will be for sex offenders.


What happens when the giant robotic eye moster attacks?

25 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  
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25 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
diaphoresis     
Lawyers screw people.. they don't like being screwed. Lawyer is worried, which is why he threatened the city.

Either 'company' could move to somewhere else, but let's see how this plays out.

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25 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
diaphoresis     

redmid17: [gifrific.com image 200x200]


omg... creepy...

25 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I am actually cracking up quite loudly at this. Bravo, madam. Please take on Fark handle out of petty cash if you've not already.


Yeah. 'Spiffy' tag would be more appropriate. Maybe a 'smartass' tag?

25 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
acronym     
except... they haven't

FTFA:
"While a Dracut couple's application to open a new day care at 1470 Lakeview Ave. is pending with the Massachusetts Department of Early Education and Care"

25 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
Fluorescent Testicle     
They see her trollin'...

25 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
AliceBToklasLives     

Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.


It's not the zoning that's the problem - it's labeling public urinators and sexually active teenagers 'sex offenders"

25 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
AliceBToklasLives     
We need to cut Prater. Does he think he's kicking in the SEC?

25 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
AliceBToklasLives     

AliceBToklasLives: We need to cut Prater. Does he think he's kicking in the SEC?


I may have posted in the wrong thread. My bad.

25 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

AliceBToklasLives: AliceBToklasLives: We need to cut Prater. Does he think he's kicking in the SEC?

I may have posted in the wrong thread. My bad.


If the Broncos were playing the Steelers, you'd be in the right

25 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
unregenerate     

BoxOfBees: I'm sure that many people will have compassion on the convicted sex offenders.


Well, since so many crimes actually count as sexual offenses, yeah... a lot of reasonable people just might. God forbid an 18 year old kid sleeps with his 17 year old girlfriend. I hope you never get caught pissing behind a dumpster on a walk home from the bar. In some places, that thar be a sexual offense. So is streaking at a football game, consensual sex between two teenagers, sodomy and visiting a prostitute. So, not really all sex offenders are out to rape children.

25 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
crabsno termites     
Day care will fail, anyway.

/No responsible parent would send their child to a day school located in a building that also housed two attorneys, two accountants, an insurance agent and a financial advisor.

/criminals, all.

25 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
KrispyKritter     
meanwhile townships make huge areas extra finey if you happen to sell certain substances while living too close to a school building. yeah i don't want folks selling rock to kiddies by the basketball court either but we both know its to screw people extra hard.

25 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

unregenerate: BoxOfBees: I'm sure that many people will have compassion on the convicted sex offenders.

Well, since so many crimes actually count as sexual offenses, yeah... a lot of reasonable people just might. God forbid an 18 year old kid sleeps with his 17 year old girlfriend. I hope you never get caught pissing behind a dumpster on a walk home from the bar. In some places, that thar be a sexual offense. So is streaking at a football game, consensual sex between two teenagers, sodomy and visiting a prostitute. So, not really all sex offenders are out to rape children.


What about consensual sodomizing a prostitute while you're underage?

25 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
shintochick     

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.

Hmm, let's see. I'll put some light residential here, some heavy industry for the jobs, and this area by the park will be for sex offenders.


The lawyers can set up office in the jungle gym.

25 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
Dahnkster     

AliceBToklasLives: We need to cut Prater.


Violence is never the answer.
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Pretty sure you wanted to post in the Jets thread.

jazz hands?

25 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
mc_madness     

unregenerate: BoxOfBees: I'm sure that many people will have compassion on the convicted sex offenders.

Well, since so many crimes actually count as sexual offenses, yeah... a lot of reasonable people just might. God forbid an 18 year old kid sleeps with his 17 year old girlfriend. I hope you never get caught pissing behind a dumpster on a walk home from the bar. In some places, that thar be a sexual offense. So is streaking at a football game, consensual sex between two teenagers, sodomy and visiting a prostitute. So, not really all sex offenders are out to rape children.


What about masturbating spread eagle with your blinds half open? Is that a criminal offense??

25 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
semiotix     
I found an ad for the daycare center.

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25 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
Nothing To See Here     
This belongs in the " Woman Scorned " tab.
Crafty biatch, I am amused.

25 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

AliceBToklasLives: Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.

It's not the zoning that's the problem - it's labeling public urinators and sexually active teenagers 'sex offenders"


It's the zoning, too. There was a town in Georgia that wrote an ordinance which effectively prevented any sex offenders from living anywhere except under a bridge going out of town. I'm all for keeping the children safe, but at some point we're going to have to realize these laws violate the eighth amendment.

I realize playing devil's advocate for child molesters is an unpopular position, which is why these laws exist in the first place. However, it's still a discussion that needs to take place.

25 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
Allen. The end.     

mc_madness: unregenerate: BoxOfBees: I'm sure that many people will have compassion on the convicted sex offenders.

Well, since so many crimes actually count as sexual offenses, yeah... a lot of reasonable people just might. God forbid an 18 year old kid sleeps with his 17 year old girlfriend. I hope you never get caught pissing behind a dumpster on a walk home from the bar. In some places, that thar be a sexual offense. So is streaking at a football game, consensual sex between two teenagers, sodomy and visiting a prostitute. So, not really all sex offenders are out to rape children.

What about masturbating spread eagle with your blinds half open? Is that a criminal offense??


How does one masturbate an eagle??? Ow ow ow ow!

25 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies.

25 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere     
Kinda funny, fark defense attorneys, but the law office will probably win that fight.

25 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere     
If there are any criminal defense attorneys on Fark today, my sincere apologies - I'm sure you are the one honest defense attorney left in the States. One who actually cares about making sure the innocent don't go to jail; as opposed to the rest of your scum-sucking profession who only care about winning, regardless of whether they let a lowlife out to walk the streets.

25 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
twiztedjustin     
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25 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
jodaveki     

Lsherm: AliceBToklasLives: Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.

It's not the zoning that's the problem - it's labeling public urinators and sexually active teenagers 'sex offenders"

It's the zoning, too. There was a town in Georgia that wrote an ordinance which effectively prevented any sex offenders from living anywhere except under a bridge going out of town. I'm all for keeping the children safe, but at some point we're going to have to realize these laws violate the eighth amendment.

I realize playing devil's advocate for child molesters is an unpopular position, which is why these laws exist in the first place. However, it's still a discussion that needs to take place.


Feel like discussing why spouse abusers aren't forced onto a public registry? How 'bout assailants & batterers? Or gang members?

It's interesting how bashing a woman's face in for bein' lippy over the course of a relationship doesn't merit similar "zoning."

25 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
VibroCount     
In order for justice to exist in our system, even the pre-convicted guilty deserve the best defense possible. Not to mention the accused innocent.

This seems more like the people who build homes near existing airport runways then expect air traffic to change so their new homes will not be bothered by the noise of aircraft takeoffs and landings.

25 Nov 2012 03:08 PM
cyks     

AliceBToklasLives:
It's not the zoning that's the problem - it's labeling public urinators and sexually active teenagers 'sex offenders"


unregenerate:
Well, since so many crimes actually count as sexual offenses, yeah... a lot of reasonable people just might. God forbid an 18 year old kid sleeps with his 17 year old girlfriend. I hope you never get caught pissing behind a dumpster on a walk home from the bar. In some places, that thar be a sexual offense. So is streaking at a football game, consensual sex between two teenagers, sodomy and visiting a prostitute. So, not really all sex offenders are out to rape children.


Except those aren't the type of sex offenders that they're talking about...

FTA: Milliard read from a list of sex offenses eight of his clients have been charged with in court cases since 2010, including child rape, possession of child pornography, and sexual assault on children under 12 and under 14.


To that, I say fark them.

25 Nov 2012 03:08 PM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet     

jodaveki: Feel like discussing why spouse abusers aren't forced onto a public registry? How 'bout assailants & batterers? Or gang members?


They tend to make themselves quite obvious.
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25 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
Rannuci     

jodaveki: Feel like discussing why spouse abusers aren't forced onto a public registry? How 'bout assailants & batterers? Or gang members?


We don't need registries or zoning rules to take care of gang members in San Antonio - we've got safe zone injunctions.

25 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
jodaveki     

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: jodaveki: Feel like discussing why spouse abusers aren't forced onto a public registry? How 'bout assailants & batterers? Or gang members?

They tend to make themselves quite obvious.


Some not so much:

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25 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, MR Z, this is your attorney Mr. Millard's office... we'll have to reschedule your appointment at our other office if that's ok. Thanks! See you then.

Meanwhile...

Yes Ms. Keriakos... we don't want to send our children to your day care center. Unfortunate that you chose to open where you did, you seem like a nice lady. It seems like there're way too many news stories about your place. We're going to send our children somewhere.... less controversial. "

25 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
Somaticasual     
Devious, but it is brilliantly executed admittedly.

25 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
semiotix     

Allen. The end.: God forbid an 18 year old kid sleeps with his 17 year old girlfriend.


I was going to call shenanigans, but apparently there are indeed a few states where this is illegal. And some frighteningly detailed Wikipedia pages to help you know what's what.

My favorite from my quick browse is Delaware. You can fark a girl on her 16th birthday, but only if you're 30 or under. Thirty! Because we're not about to have any sicko 31-year-olds sniffing around our daughters, that's just wrong.

25 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet     

jodaveki: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: jodaveki: Feel like discussing why spouse abusers aren't forced onto a public registry? How 'bout assailants & batterers? Or gang members?

They tend to make themselves quite obvious.

Some not so much:

[channel.nationalgeographic.com image 300x191]


No, his skin color is pretty visible.

/I'm not being serious at all.

25 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
jodaveki     

Rannuci: jodaveki: Feel like discussing why spouse abusers aren't forced onto a public registry? How 'bout assailants & batterers? Or gang members?

We don't need registries or zoning rules to take care of gang members in San Antonio - we've got safe zone injunctions.


LOL

Got those here in CA too. All those do is allow them to congregate anywhere else but that one spot. And the only ones who get to see where they live are the cops.

But I'm sure no one interested in neighborhood safety is interested in whether any gang members live next door. I mean, they have such great aim, never confront you over petty things like fashion, or overbill your insurance for pharmaceuticals.

25 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
Somaticasual     

semiotix: Allen. The end.: God forbid an 18 year old kid sleeps with his 17 year old girlfriend.

I was going to call shenanigans, but apparently there are indeed a few states where this is illegal. And some frighteningly detailed Wikipedia pages to help you know what's what.

My favorite from my quick browse is Delaware. You can fark a girl on her 16th birthday, but only if you're 30 or under. Thirty! Because we're not about to have any sicko 31-year-olds sniffing around our daughters, that's just wrong.


It gets worse - Weren't there a couple of states up until recently that still had it at 14? I know they've gotta get farmers' daughters started early, but 14? Really? Some girls at that age are still going through the first few stages of puberty, for sanity's sake. No way a 14 year old is wholly prepared for that responsibility.

25 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
BradleyUffner     
semiotix:My favorite from my quick browse is Delaware. You can fark a girl on her 16th birthday, but only if you're 30 or under. Thirty! Because we're not about to have any sicko 31-year-olds sniffing around our daughters, that's just wrong.

So what happens when your 30th birthday is 6 months after her 16th? It's legal to have sex with her for those six months, then you have to stop?

25 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
HindiDiscoMonster    [TotalFark]  

AliceBToklasLives: Lsherm: Maybe with a few more of these cases people will start to realize that sex-offender zoning laws are getting out of hand.

It's not the zoning that's the problem - it's labeling public urinators and sexually active teenagers 'sex offenders"


well, in all fairness... zoning is part of the problem... but you are right that labeling certain people who are not in fact sex offenders as sex offenders is insane... as far as zoning is concerned... whats the point in releasing any sex offenders if they will not be able to live anywhere without violating the terms of probation/registry?

25 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
bojon    [TotalFark]  

twiztedjustin: [i.imgur.com image 266x320]


Thanks for the reminder of Dingo Boy.

25 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

jodaveki: Feel like discussing why spouse abusers aren't forced onto a public registry? How 'bout assailants & batterers? Or gang members?

It's interesting how bashing a woman's face in for bein' lippy over the course of a relationship doesn't merit similar "zoning."


It's not interesting - that's how our legal system is supposed to work. You serve your punishment, and then you're done. Only sex-offenders get extra punishment after they've served their sentence.

25 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
illannoyin     

crabsno termites: Day care will fail, anyway.

/No responsible parent would send their child to a day school located in a building that also housed two attorneys, two accountants, an insurance agent and a financial advisor.

/criminals, all.


According to TFA He's also not the only tenant who thinks there shouldn't be a daycare in the building. He's been there 16 years. Is the economy in MA. so good that she can afford to lose one or possibly more long term paying tenant(s) over this stupid shiat?

Also FTA "there's no outdoor playground on the premises. If there was, then I'd be concerned. The day care will provide transportation to take the children to local playground facilities daily." Keriakos said.

I have obtained the exclusive photo of the playground transport van...

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/I'm the guy who also made the 'Hannah Montana concert shuttle'
//You're welcome internet!

25 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
buzzcut73     

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: If there are any criminal defense attorneys prosecuting attorneys on Fark today, my sincere apologies - I'm sure you are the one honest defense attorney prosecutor left in the States. One who actually cares about making surethe innocent don't go to jail justice is carried out; as opposed to the rest of your scum-sucking profession who only care about winning, regardless of whether they let a lowlife out to walk the streets. cause an innocent person to be executed.


That didn't take long at all to fix it for the other side of the coin.

25 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
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