(full site)
Fark.com

Back To Main
   Expensive Navajo rug worth about $75k stolen. When questioned the victim told police that "That rug really tied the room together, man"

25 Nov 2012 05:28 PM   |   3727 clicks   |   KOB4
Add Comment
Showing 1-50 of 50 comments
Refresh
cretinbob     
www.moviefanfare.com

25 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
Reply
Smeggy Smurf     
A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.

25 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
Reply
Deadwing     
First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?

25 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
Reply
BoxOfBees     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


You had to ask?

25 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
Reply
Mutiny32     
He said take any rug in the house!

25 Nov 2012 05:34 PM
Reply
Nothing To See Here     
That rug is worth as much as Donald Trump's.

25 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
Reply
uncleacid     
A wall rug? Is that like a door being a jar.

25 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
Reply
Summoner101     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


Isn't that what it's always taken?

25 Nov 2012 05:41 PM
Reply
WeenerGord     
Had the rug been micturated upon?

25 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
Reply
oukewldave     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


You can also get by on using C), something ugly being born, or anything from Daily Fail.

25 Nov 2012 05:47 PM
Reply
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.

25 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
Reply
Nothing To See Here     
Just in, Steppenwolf wanted for questioning.

25 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
Reply
DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.


Just came to say that that is a very PC headline
Door was wide open....

25 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
Reply
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Summoner101: Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?

Isn't that what it's always taken?


Say what you like about the tenets of submitting links to Fark, at least it's an ethos.

25 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Reply
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
rug ... wall
I'm confused - are you saying that in Navajo the drapes ARE the carpet?
navajopeople.org

25 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Reply
Gyrfalcon     
These long holiday weekends, when all's quiet in the Middle East, really put the mods under a greenlight strain, don't they?

25 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Reply
Silverstaff     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


Welcome to Fark

25 Nov 2012 05:55 PM
Reply
Thanks for the Meme-ries     

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


i291.photobucket.com

25 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
Reply
Oznog     

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


d12.laserdiscs.biz

LOL I remember the jacket to the LASERDISC of Big Lebowski, which oddly kept referring to is as his "carpet".  And... "hang together"?

25 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
Reply
Broken Hearted Savior     

25 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
Reply
dprathbun     

Broken Hearted Savior: Link


Yay for Jerry Jeff!

25 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
Reply
Kit Fister    [TotalFark]  
farking flu...I read that as "explosive navajo rug"

I waas like "well, if they had THAT during the Indian Wars, they might have turned the tide...

25 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
Reply
MayoBoy     
My first guess would be that Katy took it.

/yes, it's very obscure

25 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
Reply
Nothing To See Here     

Broken Hearted Savior: Link


Good knowledge, I think Tom Russell wrote it.
But who can't dig Jerry Jeff.

25 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Reply
KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
that's something i hate about rich peoples houses. $$$ chairs you don't dare sit in. they're to look at. arseholes.

25 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Reply
Ed 'Too Tall' Jones     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.


Also, Dude, "injun" is not the preferred nomenclature.  Native American, please.

25 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
Reply
Matt Foley     

Nothing To See Here: I think Tom Russell wrote it.
But who can't dig Jerry Jeff.


Written with Ian Tyson

25 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
Reply
markb289     
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

25 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
Reply
thisisyourbrainonFark     
Friends like these, huh, Gary?

25 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
Reply
topcon     
Sad.

It was one of Elizabeth Warren's best pieces.

25 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
Reply
Thingster     

MayoBoy: My first guess would be that Katy took it.

/yes, it's very obscure


Aye, aye, aye. .

(Came to make the comment, you got beat up thread)

25 Nov 2012 07:47 PM
Reply
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


Nope. Tapestry's were/are created to be hung on walls. The Navajo rugs are made to be rugs. Many people will hang them on a wall to display them as art.

25 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
Reply
DoctorCal    [TotalFark]  
A dusty old rug that a Navajo wove?

25 Nov 2012 07:56 PM
Reply
Nothing To See Here     
So Good
So Good

Oops. I was up against the wall

25 Nov 2012 08:29 PM
Reply
knbwhite     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


If what I have read is true, you'll get over it.

25 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
Reply
Lunchlady     
Was it stolen from Old Joe's Place?

/E
//A
///Oe's

25 Nov 2012 08:59 PM
Reply
HotIgneous Intruder     
A $75K Navajo rug = $500 rug of any other kind.

25 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
Reply
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.

[i291.photobucket.com image 530x272]


Damn. Nice one. Had the same thing in my head.

25 Nov 2012 09:09 PM
Reply
vudukungfu     
Gonna go nice with the petroglyph stone fireplace.

25 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
Reply
Otto's_Jacket     
The wife and I stayed there last year...nice place.

25 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
Reply
stevejovi     
Shut the fark up, Donnie.

25 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
Reply
Mr. Shabooboo     
But did the carpet and the drapes match?

25 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
Reply
sonorangal     
Dammed Antiques Road Show.

25 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
Reply
bullsballs     
where's my car, mann?

26 Nov 2012 12:05 AM
Reply
bullsballs     
makes me want a white russian...

26 Nov 2012 12:06 AM
Reply
SoxSweepAgain     

Summoner101: Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?

Isn't that what it's always taken?


Or some really trite puns, preferably in a series.

26 Nov 2012 03:17 AM
Reply
semiotix    [TotalFark]  
Sgt. Mike Martinez of the sheriff's office says investigators haven't found any witnesses but have leads.

Leads, yeah, sure. Sgt. Mike Martinez will just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got them working in shifts! Leads!

Leads!

26 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
Reply
booger42     
Nice marmot

26 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
Reply
DupeOfURL     
Credence Clearwater Revival - not available for comment

26 Nov 2012 04:11 PM
Reply
Pawprint     
How much was the rug worth when not stolen?

26 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
Reply
Showing 1-50 of 50 comments
Refresh
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined