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   Expensive Navajo rug worth about $75k stolen. When questioned the victim told police that "That rug really tied the room together, man"

25 Nov 2012 05:28 PM   |   3745 clicks   |   KOB4
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cretinbob     
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25 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
Smeggy Smurf     
A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.

25 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
Deadwing     
First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?

25 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
BoxOfBees     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


You had to ask?

25 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
Mutiny32     
He said take any rug in the house!

25 Nov 2012 05:34 PM
Nothing To See Here     
That rug is worth as much as Donald Trump's.

25 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
uncleacid     
A wall rug? Is that like a door being a jar.

25 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
Summoner101     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


Isn't that what it's always taken?

25 Nov 2012 05:41 PM
WeenerGord     
Had the rug been micturated upon?

25 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
oukewldave     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


You can also get by on using C), something ugly being born, or anything from Daily Fail.

25 Nov 2012 05:47 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.

25 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Just in, Steppenwolf wanted for questioning.

25 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
DownDaRiver     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.


Just came to say that that is a very PC headline
Door was wide open....

25 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Summoner101: Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?

Isn't that what it's always taken?


Say what you like about the tenets of submitting links to Fark, at least it's an ethos.

25 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
rug ... wall
I'm confused - are you saying that in Navajo the drapes ARE the carpet?
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25 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
These long holiday weekends, when all's quiet in the Middle East, really put the mods under a greenlight strain, don't they?

25 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Silverstaff     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


Welcome to Fark

25 Nov 2012 05:55 PM
Thanks for the Meme-ries     

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


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25 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
Oznog     

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


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LOL I remember the jacket to the LASERDISC of Big Lebowski, which oddly kept referring to is as his "carpet".  And... "hang together"?

25 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
Broken Hearted Savior     

25 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
dprathbun     

Broken Hearted Savior: Link


Yay for Jerry Jeff!

25 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
Kit Fister    [TotalFark]  
farking flu...I read that as "explosive navajo rug"

I waas like "well, if they had THAT during the Indian Wars, they might have turned the tide...

25 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
MayoBoy     
My first guess would be that Katy took it.

/yes, it's very obscure

25 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
Nothing To See Here     

Broken Hearted Savior: Link


Good knowledge, I think Tom Russell wrote it.
But who can't dig Jerry Jeff.

25 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
KrispyKritter     
that's something i hate about rich peoples houses. $$$ chairs you don't dare sit in. they're to look at. arseholes.

25 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Ed 'Too Tall' Jones     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: No Indian Giver jokes yet? What the fark Fark? This is injun history month.


Also, Dude, "injun" is not the preferred nomenclature.  Native American, please.

25 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
Matt Foley     

Nothing To See Here: I think Tom Russell wrote it.
But who can't dig Jerry Jeff.


Written with Ian Tyson

25 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
markb289     
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

25 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
thisisyourbrainonFark    [TotalFark]  
Friends like these, huh, Gary?

25 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
topcon     
Sad.

It was one of Elizabeth Warren's best pieces.

25 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
Thingster     

MayoBoy: My first guess would be that Katy took it.

/yes, it's very obscure


Aye, aye, aye. .

(Came to make the comment, you got beat up thread)

25 Nov 2012 07:47 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.


Nope. Tapestry's were/are created to be hung on walls. The Navajo rugs are made to be rugs. Many people will hang them on a wall to display them as art.

25 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
DoctorCal    [TotalFark]  
A dusty old rug that a Navajo wove?

25 Nov 2012 07:56 PM
Nothing To See Here     
So Good
So Good

Oops. I was up against the wall

25 Nov 2012 08:29 PM
knbwhite     

Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?


If what I have read is true, you'll get over it.

25 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
Lunchlady     
Was it stolen from Old Joe's Place?

/E
//A
///Oe's

25 Nov 2012 08:59 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
A $75K Navajo rug = $500 rug of any other kind.

25 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Smeggy Smurf: A rug hanging on a wall? Oh you mean a tapestry.

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Damn. Nice one. Had the same thing in my head.

25 Nov 2012 09:09 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Gonna go nice with the petroglyph stone fireplace.

25 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
Otto's_Jacket     
The wife and I stayed there last year...nice place.

25 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
stevejovi     
Shut the fark up, Donnie.

25 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     
But did the carpet and the drapes match?

25 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
sonorangal     
Dammed Antiques Road Show.

25 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
bullsballs     
where's my car, mann?

26 Nov 2012 12:05 AM
bullsballs     
makes me want a white russian...

26 Nov 2012 12:06 AM
SoxSweepAgain     

Summoner101: Deadwing: First a lemur headline refers to Madagascar, now a rug story cites The Big Lebowski. Is that all it takes to get a greenlight these days?

Isn't that what it's always taken?


Or some really trite puns, preferably in a series.

26 Nov 2012 03:17 AM
semiotix     
Sgt. Mike Martinez of the sheriff's office says investigators haven't found any witnesses but have leads.

Leads, yeah, sure. Sgt. Mike Martinez will just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got them working in shifts! Leads!

Leads!

26 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
booger42     
Nice marmot

26 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
DupeOfURL    [TotalFark]  
Credence Clearwater Revival - not available for comment

26 Nov 2012 04:11 PM
Pawprint     
How much was the rug worth when not stolen?

26 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
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