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Therion: Ezekiel 23:20, biatch!
Because People in power are Stupid: Exodus 22-18 "Suffer not a Fark Troll to live"
simplicimus: Only one passage I live my life by. Matthew 25:33-40:
Hobo Jr.: "Jump up, jump up, and get down." -Acts 4:20
Kumana Wanalaia: Matthew 21:17"And he left them, and went out of the city into Bethany; and he lodged there."Think about it.
Kumana Wanalaia: What's the one about praying in private instead of Tebowing?
jekxrb: Deuteronomy 24.1 When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.Numbers 5.20-22 ...But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband"- here the priest is to put the woman under this curse-"may the Lord cause you to become a curse[d] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.""'Then the woman is to say, "Amen. So be it."
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