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   The state of Florida is asking thousands of young women some intimate questions about their sex lives and is giving them a $10 gift card in return

25 Nov 2012 11:53 PM   |   10760 clicks   |   Tampa Bay Online
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Because People in power are Stupid     
The questionnaire does not include favorite sexual positions. What a waste.

25 Nov 2012 08:49 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
And I care.... Why!

25 Nov 2012 10:04 PM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
Hey, don't knock it...they can buy a small box of condoms with $10.

25 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

slayer199: Hey, don't knock it...they can buy a small box of condoms with $10.


Or a large box of small condoms.

25 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
dickfreckle     
"Some of the questions are incredibly offensive and invasive," Brown told the Sun-Sentinel. "She thought that it was an unconscionable invasion of her privacy

It's only invasive if you actually answer it and put your real name on it. Jesus farking Christ. IT'S NOT MANDATORY.

25 Nov 2012 11:10 PM
Pribar     
Tried that, got 3 restraining orders and a slap upside my face for my efforts...



/why do women hate scientific research?

25 Nov 2012 11:48 PM
BlippityBleep     

dickfreckle: "Some of the questions are incredibly offensive and invasive," Brown told the Sun-Sentinel. "She thought that it was an unconscionable invasion of her privacy

It's only invasive if you actually answer it and put your real name on it. Jesus farking Christ. IT'S NOT MANDATORY.


hahahaha THIS.

25 Nov 2012 11:57 PM
Shrapnel     
I demand to be one of the peers reviewing the data.

25 Nov 2012 11:57 PM
Molavian     
Do you like to perform fellatio?

Do you enjoy vaginal sex?

Do you take it in the pooper?

25 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
Omahawg     
bie?

eip

too soon?

26 Nov 2012 12:00 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
Participants were asked how many men they had sex with over the last year, whether a man ever poked holes in a condom to get them pregnant and how they felt emotionally the last time they had unprotected sex.

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26 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

26 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
crabsno termites     
I respond to all surveys that pay for a response (get a few - must be part of some weird demographic). Always lie.

/Huge, farking, outrageous, completely unbelievable lies.
//Hate marketing weenies.

26 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
StreetlightInTheGhetto     
Whatever, public health survey. Not the most scientifically sound method, but I answered a survey about Michigan's State Parks in exchange for a crisp new dollar bill, so...

How did you feel emotionally when you had unprotected sex - were you trying to get pregnant, were you in the "heat of the moment and just went with the flow," or did you find the man attractive and "thought it would be nice to have a baby with him?" Did you feel "powerless"? Or was it that you "felt emotionally connected with your partner during sex"?

How old were you when you first had sex? The last time you had sex with a man did you do anything to keep from getting pregnant? If not, why not?

Has a sexual partner ever "told you he would have a baby with someone else if you didn't get pregnant?" "Physically forced you to have sex?" "Hurt you physically because you did not agree to get pregnant?"

Are you depressed? Have you ever been physically abused? What's your religion? Do you smoke? How much do you weigh?


WTF.

/some of those are legitimate questions, just stupidly, stupidly, unbelievably stupidly phrased (or shouldn't be asked via a mail in survey at all).

26 Nov 2012 12:07 AM
TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  

crabsno termites: I respond to all surveys that pay for a response (get a few - must be part of some weird demographic). Always lie.

/Huge, farking, outrageous, completely unbelievable lies.
//Hate marketing weenies.


Except that this wasn't a marketing survey, it was from the Department of Health to try to figure out how to best use the resources they have to most effectively help as many people as they can.

So, sure, someone could like on every question, but if the Dept. of Health ends up thinking that there's an epidemic of men sabotaging condoms to trick women into getting pregnant, don't cry when your tax dollars get spent on a billboard campaign showing women how to inspect condoms for tampering.

26 Nov 2012 12:07 AM
TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  

TuteTibiImperes: crabsno termites: I respond to all surveys that pay for a response (get a few - must be part of some weird demographic). Always lie.

/Huge, farking, outrageous, completely unbelievable lies.
//Hate marketing weenies.

Except that this wasn't a marketing survey, it was from the Department of Health to try to figure out how to best use the resources they have to most effectively help as many people as they can.

So, sure, someone could like on every question, but if the Dept. of Health ends up thinking that there's an epidemic of men sabotaging condoms to trick women into getting pregnant, don't cry when your tax dollars get spent on a billboard campaign showing women how to inspect condoms for tampering.


That like should have been a lie.

26 Nov 2012 12:08 AM
Omahawg     
there is only one real question

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26 Nov 2012 12:08 AM
StreetlightInTheGhetto     

dickfreckle: "Some of the questions are incredibly offensive and invasive," Brown told the Sun-Sentinel. "She thought that it was an unconscionable invasion of her privacy

It's only invasive if you actually answer it and put your real name on it. Jesus farking Christ. IT'S NOT MANDATORY.


True.

Doesn't make the fact that they sent it out any less stupid. Especially since some under 18 year olds got it.

It's a freaking creepy survey. Maybe not "unconscionable invasion of [her] privacy", but "incredibly offensive and invasive", goddamn, yes.

26 Nov 2012 12:09 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

TuteTibiImperes: Except that this wasn't a marketing survey, it was from the Department of Health to try to figure out how to best use the resources they have to most effectively help as many people as they can.


Or a ploy from some anti-abortion politician to collect data for the next round of abstinence-only legislation.

26 Nov 2012 12:12 AM
fusillade762     
Came to make fun of subby missing a word in the headline. Glad I clicked the link first.

26 Nov 2012 12:13 AM
WelldeadLink     

dickfreckle: "Some of the questions are incredibly offensive and invasive," Brown told the Sun-Sentinel. "She thought that it was an unconscionable invasion of her privacy

It's only invasive if you actually answer it and put your real name on it. Jesus farking Christ. IT'S NOT MANDATORY.


We don't know if the survey has the person's identity encoded in it, or in the mailing address. If each survey is to be returned to a different address, then the identities are not secret.

26 Nov 2012 12:19 AM
vice_magnet     
I would have figured there would be more questions about disease than pregnancy.

26 Nov 2012 12:20 AM
Farxist Marxist     
$10, or about what they get for a gob job, without the splooge. But the assumption they can read - iffy.

26 Nov 2012 12:22 AM
kmoser     
Why does the gov't have names and addresses of underage girls?

26 Nov 2012 12:22 AM
harryhardhat     
Do you like oranges?
Wanna f*ck?

26 Nov 2012 12:25 AM
falcon176     
companies everywhere are asking americans to go to college for 4 years just to be able to be in consideration to work for them and they get nothing in return but "experience"
I'll take the 10 dollar gift card

26 Nov 2012 12:25 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

falcon176: companies everywhere are asking americans to go to college for 4 years just to be able to be in consideration to work for them and they get nothing in return but "experience"
I'll take the 10 dollar gift card


Actually, as I learned the hard way upon graduation, college does not give you "experience". You can only be considered to have "experience" by having previously done the job you are applying for.

26 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  

vice_magnet: I would have figured there would be more questions about disease than pregnancy.


Florida ranks 4th in the nation for births to unwed mothers (as in highest percentage of births to unwed mothers, 48% according to the 2009 stats). While some women become single parents through careful planning and by choice, Florida is also ranks in with some of the highest numbers of unplanned pregnancies.

Unplanned pregnancies to single mothers tend to be a drain on government resources, so it makes sense to try to find out why it's happening and what can be done to change the trend.

26 Nov 2012 12:33 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

dickfreckle: "Some of the questions are incredibly offensive and invasive," Brown told the Sun-Sentinel. "She thought that it was an unconscionable invasion of her privacy

It's only invasive if you actually answer it and put your real name on it. Jesus farking Christ. IT'S NOT MANDATORY.


Holy mother of god, THIS!

26 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
stuffy     
Have you ever had sex in exchange for a home appliance?
If yes please write in Type, make, and Model.

26 Nov 2012 12:41 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  
They are doing it wrong. They could do it blog style or Facebook where the girls could comment anonymously. Then later collect their award via their username. They would get a certain numberr of. Points or e.rewards or whatevers per comment that answered the question. It might not be a scientific survey but it would have good information.

26 Nov 2012 12:52 AM
Oznog     

Britney Spear's Speculum: Participants were asked how many men they had sex with over the last year, whether a man ever poked holes in a condom to get them pregnant and how they felt emotionally the last time they had unprotected sex.

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Has a man ever told you he was "on the Pill", but you found that he lied?

26 Nov 2012 12:53 AM
crab66     
Question #38

Have you ever done it an uncomfortable place?

26 Nov 2012 12:55 AM
TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  

crab66: Question #38

Have you ever done it an uncomfortable place?


Like the back of a Volkswagen?

26 Nov 2012 12:55 AM
Pribar     

Kevin72: They are doing it wrong. They could do it blog style or Facebook where the girls could comment anonymously. Then later collect their award via their username. They would get a certain numberr of. Points or e.rewards or whatevers per comment that answered the question. It might not be a scientific survey but it would have good information.




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26 Nov 2012 01:01 AM
dopekitty74     

crab66: Question #38

Have you ever done it an uncomfortable place?


What, like the back of a volkswagon?

26 Nov 2012 01:03 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

TuteTibiImperes: crab66: Question #38

Have you ever done it an uncomfortable place?

Like the back of a Volkswagen?


No, the front.

26 Nov 2012 01:04 AM
dopekitty74     

TuteTibiImperes: crab66: Question #38

Have you ever done it an uncomfortable place?

Like the back of a Volkswagen?


Shakes tiny fist...

26 Nov 2012 01:05 AM
shintochick     

crab66: Question #38

Have you ever done it an uncomfortable place?


Like on a beanbag in the basement of his mother's house?

26 Nov 2012 01:05 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Shrapnel: I demand to be one of the peers reviewing the data.


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/also, this
//and I pay more than Shrapnel does

26 Nov 2012 01:08 AM
untaken_name     
How old were you when you first let a man make love to you? Next,
who was he? Next, how did you feel at the time? Next, how did you
feel afterward? What did you feel, what did you think, were you
pleased, frightened, ecstatic, disgusted? What did he say, what
words did you speak, that's what I want to know, now, tell me, now,
now, all of it, now, tell me, yes!

26 Nov 2012 01:12 AM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: whether a man ever poked holes in a condom to get them pregnant

Men don't do this. Poking holes in condoms is an example of feminine wiles.

26 Nov 2012 01:14 AM
illannoyin     
This is how they discovered that FSU has it's own unique strain of herpes.

26 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
My Bologna Has A Maiden Name     
Have you ever had centipedes in your vagina? If so, did you put them there purposefully?

When was the last time your man and a grade school teacher made babies in the closet? Did you see one of the babies? Did the baby look at you?

Would you, could you let a fox lick peanut butter from your box? If you spread 'em for your man, would he rather eat green eggs and ham?

How many can you fit in the pink? Do you prefer more than one in the stink?

Have you ever had sex with a horse? Did the horse wear shoes? If so, did he also wear socks? Is anyone completing this survey?

26 Nov 2012 01:24 AM
faeriefay     

crabsno termites: I respond to all surveys that pay for a response (get a few - must be part of some weird demographic). Always lie.

/Huge, farking, outrageous, completely unbelievable lies.
//Hate marketing weenies.


Nice ;)

26 Nov 2012 01:27 AM
faeriefay     

TuteTibiImperes: crabsno termites: I respond to all surveys that pay for a response (get a few - must be part of some weird demographic). Always lie.

/Huge, farking, outrageous, completely unbelievable lies.
//Hate marketing weenies.

Except that this wasn't a marketing survey, it was from the Department of Health to try to figure out how to best use the resources they have to most effectively help as many people as they can.

So, sure, someone could like on every question, but if the Dept. of Health ends up thinking that there's an epidemic of men sabotaging condoms to trick women into getting pregnant, don't cry when your tax dollars get spent on a billboard campaign showing women how to inspect condoms for tampering.


True that

/why are the fun things wrong?

26 Nov 2012 01:29 AM
Aquapope     

vice_magnet: I would have figured there would be more questions about disease than pregnancy.


It's Florida. Florida is the Spanish word for "festering beaver mange". Everybody know this. You don't even want to know what Tampa means. [shudder]

26 Nov 2012 01:31 AM
Aquapope     

crab66: Have you ever done it an uncomfortable place?


In the butt, Bob.

26 Nov 2012 01:36 AM
dickfreckle     

illannoyin: This is how they discovered that FSU has it's own unique strain of herpes.


Mother of God I hate FSU (sorry FSU fans, but that's just how it is). Was sort of hoping your joke was actually true. :P
I mean, if any school deserves to have a unique, localized, uber-strain of an STD, it's FSU.

/lighten up guys, I was a Gamecock, and yes, you can ridicule my school and the location all you want 
//I do

26 Nov 2012 01:37 AM
My Bologna Has A Maiden Name     
vice_magnet: I would have figured there would be more questions about disease than pregnancy.

Pregnancy is a sexually transmitted disease. Help put an end to it. Buy Acme wire coat hangers.

26 Nov 2012 01:41 AM
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