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   Don't you hate it when passersby stop you on the highway to tell you there's a man in your windshield? Yeah, me too

25 Nov 2012 10:10 PM   |   10159 clicks   |   LA Times
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Don't you hate it when passersby stop you on the highway to tell you there's a man in your windshield[?]

Yeah, then I can no longer plead ignorance.

Officer: "Sir, did you know you had a bloody corpse half on the hood and half in the passenger seat?"

Me: "No, off- off- officer, I had no idea."

Officer: "I understand. Easy to miss but you really should pay more attention to the right side of the car. Let me pull the body out and you can go."

Sweat-soaked, panting jogger: "Officer, I yelled at him a mile back saying he had a dead woman in his windshield and he laughed and drove away."

Officer: "Busted! You knew, and that makes it hit-and-run."

25 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
jmadisonbiii     
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Mayhem is everywhere.

25 Nov 2012 10:12 PM
Trafficguy2000     
Hey lady, thanks for the ride!

25 Nov 2012 10:12 PM
SearchN    [TotalFark]  

ZAZ: Don't you hate it when passersby stop you on the highway to tell you there's a man in your windshield[?]

Yeah, then I can no longer plead ignorance.

Officer: "Sir, did you know you had a bloody corpse half on the hood and half in the passenger seat?"

Me: "No, off- off- officer, I had no idea."

Officer: "I understand. Easy to miss but you really should pay more attention to the right side of the car. Let me pull the body out and you can go."

Sweat-soaked, panting jogger: "Officer, I yelled at him a mile back saying he had a dead woman in his windshield and he laughed and drove away."

Officer: "Busted! You knew, and that makes it hit-and-run."


Is it really hit and run though? Sounds more like hit and carry.

25 Nov 2012 10:13 PM
phrawgh     
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25 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
Shadyman     
I saw this episode of CSI already.

25 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
Red Shirt Blues    [TotalFark]  

Shadyman: I saw this episode of CSI already.


Which was based on this actual case...rot in hell Chante Jawan Mallard
Link

25 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
Gyrfalcon     
And here I thought I just needed more windshield-wiper fluid.

25 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
you are a puppet     

Trafficguy2000: Hey lady, thanks for the ride!


Thanks for the ride lady!

25 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
KrispyKritter     
aw man, she going to do months for this.

25 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
She hit it.

Like the angry fist of God.

25 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
Son of Thunder     
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25 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?

25 Nov 2012 10:28 PM
LordOfThePings     
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

25 Nov 2012 10:29 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
nevermind..found it

Link

25 Nov 2012 10:30 PM
7th Son of a 7th Son     

Bit'O'Gristle: Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?


I think they did a Law & Order episode about that. Really good episode, course it had Briscoe.

25 Nov 2012 10:30 PM
Gyrfalcon     

Red Shirt Blues: Shadyman: I saw this episode of CSI already.

Which was based on this actual case...rot in hell Chante Jawan Mallard
Link


That one was pretty horrible.

25 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
Vector R     

Bit'O'Gristle: Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?


This wasn't hard to find, as mercifully it doesn't happen too often.

25 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
Anne.Uumellmahaye    [TotalFark]  

you are a puppet: Trafficguy2000: Hey lady, thanks for the ride!

Thanks for the ride lady!


I said thanks for the ride!

25 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
jtown     
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25 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
skinink     

So believable they made a movie about it back in 2007. The movie bonus is Mena Suvari gets nekkid.


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25 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet     

Son of Thunder: [i15.photobucket.com image 300x224]


I expected one Shatner here. I never expected second. Well-played double-Shatner sir.

25 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
fappomatic     
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\obscure?
\\hotlinky

25 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     

Vector R: Bit'O'Gristle: Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?

This wasn't hard to find, as mercifully it doesn't happen too often.


/Jesus..i loved that read...i esp liked the part where she called her relatives and said "you know...i killed this guy but have to get rid of the body. Can you help? and she gets 3 volunteers. Wtf kind of family is that?

25 Nov 2012 10:38 PM
BlippityBleep     
heh, fark's got jokes!
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25 Nov 2012 10:40 PM
7th Son of a 7th Son     

skinink: So believable they made a movie about it back in 2007. The movie bonus is Mena Suvari gets nekkid.
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After seeing what he saw in The Crying Game can you blame him for wanting to dive face first into a windshield?

25 Nov 2012 10:40 PM
LordOfThePings     

fappomatic: \obscure?


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25 Nov 2012 10:44 PM
capt.hollister    [TotalFark]  

Vector R: Bit'O'Gristle: Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?

This wasn't hard to find, as mercifully it doesn't happen too often.


...or you both could have just followed the link provided by Red Shirt Blues just a few posts above.../

25 Nov 2012 10:45 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Was another case a few years ago if i remember right, where 2 guys were driving in one car, drunk, and one dude leaned out to puke, and got his head lopped off by a support wire to a telephone pole or something of that nature. Anywho...his drunk friend doesn't notice that the guy is missing about a foot or so above the shoulders, and drives home and goes to bed. Some guy was walking with his son? And saw the headless corpse hanging out the window.

25 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
poorjon     
When I first went off to college, my dad told me "Son, if you've gotta kill someone, make sure you do it with your car". Took me almost an entire semester to realize what he meant.

25 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     

Son of Thunder: [image]


Hooker's a good cop! 

25 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin     

Red Shirt Blues: Shadyman: I saw this episode of CSI already.

Which was based on this actual case...rot in hell Chante Jawan Mallard Link


Hmmmm.... I'm gonna guess:

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25 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     

Bit'O'Gristle: Was another case a few years ago if i remember right, where 2 guys were driving in one car, drunk, and one dude leaned out to puke, and got his head lopped off by a support wire to a telephone pole or something of that nature. Anywho...his drunk friend doesn't notice that the guy is missing about a foot or so above the shoulders, and drives home and goes to bed. Some guy was walking with his son? And saw the headless corpse hanging out the window.


I remember that. It was in the Atlanta area. That's pretty much the story as I remember it; I think it was mid/late 90s.

25 Nov 2012 10:52 PM
Jimmysolson     

Red Shirt Blues: Shadyman: I saw this episode of CSI already.

Which was based on this actual case...rot in hell Chante Jawan Mallard
Link


That was a terrible crime. I remember reading about it when the story came out so many years back.
I was thinking this article was going to be a repeat or an update on that same incident.

25 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
DownDaRiver     
Does this have anything to do with the unemployed being bad for your health story?


/dnrtfa
//either one

25 Nov 2012 10:56 PM
Aces and Eights     
Here it is:

Georgian drives with headless friend
Mon 30 August, 2004 15:47

ATLANTA (Reuters) - A Georgia man who drove home with a friend's headless body after a truck accident then went to bed while the remains dangled out the window faces charges including vehicular homicide and drunk driving, police say.

John Hutcherson, covered in blood and visibly inebriated, was arrested in bed on Sunday morning after a local resident out on a stroll observed a headless, bloody body hanging out of the 21-year-old man's truck, Cobb County police said.

Hutcherson was due to make an initial court appearance on Monday.

Police said that Hutcherson and his friend, identified as Francis Brohm, 23, were returning from a bar outside Atlanta early Sunday morning when their black 1992 Chevrolet Z-71 pickup hit a curb near a telephone pole.

Brohm, partially outside the window at the time, was decapitated by a guide wire on the telephone pole, according to police, who recovered his head at the crash site. "Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor," police said.

25 Nov 2012 10:57 PM
you are a puppet     

Aces and Eights: Here it is:

Georgian drives with headless friend
Mon 30 August, 2004 15:47

ATLANTA (Reuters) - A Georgia man who drove home with a friend's headless body after a truck accident then went to bed while the remains dangled out the window faces charges including vehicular homicide and drunk driving, police say.

John Hutcherson, covered in blood and visibly inebriated, was arrested in bed on Sunday morning after a local resident out on a stroll observed a headless, bloody body hanging out of the 21-year-old man's truck, Cobb County police said.

Hutcherson was due to make an initial court appearance on Monday.

Police said that Hutcherson and his friend, identified as Francis Brohm, 23, were returning from a bar outside Atlanta early Sunday morning when their black 1992 Chevrolet Z-71 pickup hit a curb near a telephone pole.

Brohm, partially outside the window at the time, was decapitated by a guide wire on the telephone pole, according to police, who recovered his head at the crash site. "Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor," police said.


Yea those dudes went to my high school, there was more than alcohol involved according to people who saw them earlier that night

25 Nov 2012 11:04 PM
myusernameisariddle     
I can't wait for Grand Theft Auto V

25 Nov 2012 11:14 PM
Gyrfalcon     

BlippityBleep: heh, fark's got jokes!
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Yeah, that auto-ad software comes up with some winners, sometimes...

25 Nov 2012 11:17 PM
Aces and Eights     
You are a puppet:
Yea those dudes went to my high school, there was more than alcohol involved according to people who saw them earlier that night

I remember reading that the family of the driver was devastated also because their son's friend was like another son to them. Sad but weird story. I often wondered if more than just alcohol was involved. The driver went to bed and never realized his decapitated friend was still in the vehicle.

25 Nov 2012 11:35 PM
sonorangal     

Red Shirt Blues: Shadyman: I saw this episode of CSI already.

Which was based on this actual case...rot in hell Chante Jawan Mallard
Link


She is now doing some jail time and will be eligible for parole in 2027 and be around 75 years old if she survives prison.

25 Nov 2012 11:35 PM
Hector Remarkable     
Passersby can suck it.

25 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

skinink: So believable they made a movie about it back in 2007. The movie bonus is Mena Suvari gets nekkid.
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Hey, is that Hank from Grimm?

*checks wiki*

Yup!

25 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
Don Bigles     
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Get. Out.

/hot

25 Nov 2012 11:52 PM
Thats an 827     
Bit'O'Gristle
2012-11-25 10:28:20 PM
Hmmm..wasn't there a case a few years ago where some nurse was driving and hit a homeless guy, and he was stuck in her windshield? Then she drove home, parked the car in the garage, and let the guy sit there stuck for 3 days until he died? Anyone remember this story?


I believe that happened in Fort Worth, Texas.

26 Nov 2012 12:10 AM
UsikFark     
Wilkins, whose blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit, told officers she was coming home from work, Watt said.

They call that 'instant justice.'

26 Nov 2012 12:16 AM
WelldeadLink     
Coming home from work? Where -- at a distillery?

26 Nov 2012 12:20 AM
belhade     

jmadisonbiii: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 512x277]

Mayhem is everywhere.


Nice air freshener!

26 Nov 2012 12:53 AM
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh     
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Problem solved.

26 Nov 2012 12:59 AM
skantea     
Driver;
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Victim;
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/She looks passive aggressivey

26 Nov 2012 01:06 AM
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