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26 Nov 2012 01:01 AM   |   22755 clicks   |   Some Guy
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
Don't tell Jindal, he'll want to shut down this web site.

26 Nov 2012 12:02 AM
CruiserTwelve    [TotalFark]  
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26 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
Pribar     
Thats hot

26 Nov 2012 12:53 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
OK, those are pretty f*cking incredible.

26 Nov 2012 01:03 AM
Hector Remarkable     
Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard.

26 Nov 2012 01:09 AM
PaulieattheTap     
Nice find subby. Love the ones with lightning!

26 Nov 2012 01:12 AM
AndreMA     
I'd heard of volcanic lightning before, but apparently it's more common (and cooler) than I thought...

26 Nov 2012 01:13 AM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
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My wallpaper...from the same Iceland eruption

26 Nov 2012 01:16 AM
NobleHam     
#2 was my wallpaper for years, and one of the lower ones replaced it for awhile.

Lionel Mandrake: [i159.photobucket.com image 850x566]

My wallpaper...from the same Iceland eruption


This was also my wallpaper for a long time. Volcanic lightning is so awesome.

26 Nov 2012 01:17 AM
Fuggin Bizzy     
Kliuchevskoi Volcano, Russia. I think the earth's rotation is apparent in this picture. Very cool.

26 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Don't fark volcanoes. You'll burn your dick off.

26 Nov 2012 01:34 AM
believe the hype     
Judging by the amount of discharge in those photos... I'd imagine that there were many virgins involved.

26 Nov 2012 01:39 AM
red230     
This site needs to be mentioned in any discussion of volcano porn

Volcano and landscape porn

26 Nov 2012 01:40 AM
Bad_ad85     
Challenge: Photoshop volcano porn onto ACUTAL porn.

26 Nov 2012 01:44 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: Don't fark volcanoes. You'll burn your dick off.


Don't drag my love around; volcanoes melt me down.

/she's still too young to treat

26 Nov 2012 01:47 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  
Krakatoa 1883 for the win.

26 Nov 2012 01:47 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  
Underwater volcanos. Affecting global warming projections since 19??

26 Nov 2012 01:49 AM
Thanks for the Meme-ries    [TotalFark]  

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 600x400]


I want a foursome with all the Meg Ryans in that movie.......

26 Nov 2012 01:52 AM
Farxist Marxist    [TotalFark]  

Kevin72: Underwater volcanos. Affecting global warming projections since 19??


I think I'll be less critical of dynamite fishing.

26 Nov 2012 01:54 AM
gerbilpox     
Link is farked now, 500 server error.

26 Nov 2012 01:54 AM
Prof. Frink     
Apparently the website blew its load and then fell asleep, so I'm left to sit here and diddle myself all by myself.

26 Nov 2012 01:54 AM
Shmopee     
"Internal Server Error"

Dammit.

26 Nov 2012 01:55 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

gerbilpox: Link is farked now, 500 server error.


It's okay. You'll probably see half your Facebook friends Like it.

26 Nov 2012 01:58 AM
2 Replies     
Volcano point? Meh.
Pterodactyl porn is better.

26 Nov 2012 02:06 AM
2 Replies     
Damn auto-incorrect.

26 Nov 2012 02:07 AM
othmar     
information i can use and one less thing i have to worry about.

plus it means there is no pay raise forth coming.

26 Nov 2012 02:08 AM
breakfast_in_bedlam     
It's like mother nature popping a zit.

26 Nov 2012 02:15 AM
Sherman Potter     
Keep in mind that these volcanic events throw more particulate matter and greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere then we could ever hope to.

26 Nov 2012 02:18 AM
GentlemanJ     
Not one Lord of the Rings reference yet? You guys are slipping.

26 Nov 2012 02:20 AM
wildcardjack     

Bad_ad85: Challenge: Photoshop volcano porn onto ACUTAL porn.


Rule 34, eh. What if I called them what they really are, geological zit popping.
Egh... I just hit upon another rule 34 there, didn't I.

26 Nov 2012 02:22 AM
Hyppy     

Sherman Potter: Keep in mind that these volcanic events throw more particulate matter and greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere then we could ever hope to.


Annual volcano-generated CO2 emissions: ~200 million tons.
Annual human-generated CO2 emissions: ~30,000 million tons.

26 Nov 2012 02:30 AM
The Voice of Doom     
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26 Nov 2012 02:31 AM
gumpy     

Fuggin Bizzy: Kliuchevskoi Volcano, Russia. I think the earth's rotation is apparent in this picture. Very cool.


I think that would be just plain air flow. if it were earths rotation then the air around it would be moving relative to the surface. otherwise we would always be facing a prevailing wind due to rotation.

/amiright?

26 Nov 2012 02:38 AM
maggoo     
Volcan-O face.

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26 Nov 2012 02:58 AM
AbbeySomeone     
Damn subby, that made me moist.

/off to check Rainier's seismic report.

26 Nov 2012 03:04 AM
ladyfortuna     

AbbeySomeone: Damn subby, that made me moist.

/off to check Rainier's seismic report.


I'd join you (with the report) if I didn't have to go to bed sleep now =/

Those are... HOT. In so many ways.

26 Nov 2012 03:26 AM
JonBuck     
No Mt. Pinatubo? I am disappoint.

26 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
Lenny_da_Hog     
The Redoubt eruption was farking spectacular.

I was looking out my office window in Anchorage, facing across the inlet, just before sunset, with red rays dominating the ice caps of the range. (The pic in the article shows a later eruption in early 1990 after it reactivated with a big blow in Dec, 89, when the sun is in the South and the days are very short).

One cloud seemed a little odd. I glanced up again a few minutes later, and it had gotten noticeably wider and redder. I turned around to an engineer working nearby and asked him to explain that (I was pretty fresh off the boat to Alaska).

"Holy Christ. I think that's Redoubt!" We all gathered at the window to watch it getting wider and redder as the sun approached the horizon. It looked like a very slow-motion nuke film.

Within a few hours, the sun was down, and tiny pieces of glass started coating the city. I watched it build up on a windshield wiper until the weight forced it to roll laterally, then build up again until it rolled, etc. The next morning, everything was coated in black glass.

There was also the little matter of the brand new 747 flying directly through the ash cloud, killing all four engines at once, dropping 14,000 feet, and sandblasting the plane. They finally got the engines restarted and were able to land safely.

I'll remember those few days to my grave. Goddamned impressive, these volcano thingies.

26 Nov 2012 03:35 AM
LordOfThePings     

Lenny_da_Hog: There was also the little matter of the brand new 747 flying directly through the ash cloud, killing all four engines at once, dropping 14,000 feet, and sandblasting the plane. They finally got the engines restarted and were able to land safely.


Did it get clean, at least?

26 Nov 2012 03:44 AM
Kittypie070     
There's one in there with blue flames from burning sulfur.

Spectral and weird and very pretty.

scroll down to Kawah Ijen

26 Nov 2012 03:44 AM
Lenny_da_Hog     

LordOfThePings: Lenny_da_Hog: There was also the little matter of the brand new 747 flying directly through the ash cloud, killing all four engines at once, dropping 14,000 feet, and sandblasting the plane. They finally got the engines restarted and were able to land safely.

Did it get clean, at least?


They couldn't see through the windshield because of the ash-blasting damage. $80 million damage.

26 Nov 2012 03:47 AM
L33t Squirrel     

Hector Remarkable: Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard.


Heh, those commercials confused me as a kid back in the late 80s. I kept seeing them and thinking, "WTF, the study of volcanoes is called vulcanology, dumbsh*t, what is this 'dianetic' nonsense?" Later I supposed that it was some fictional book about volcanoes but it didn't sound interesting, and had I read it I'd likely have thrown it away in favor of some good nonsensical fiction, like Hitchhiker's Guide or something. :P 

/lawl, even Firefox's spellcheck doesn't recognize "Dianetics" XD

26 Nov 2012 03:50 AM
Lenny_da_Hog     

L33t Squirrel: /lawl, even Firefox's spellcheck doesn't recognize "Dianetics" XD


Fear of lawsuits, I'm sure.

26 Nov 2012 03:51 AM
SnarfVader     
Thanks Subby. I've been needing some new wallpapers.

26 Nov 2012 03:58 AM
Vinaigre     
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26 Nov 2012 04:27 AM
Gawdzila     
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I CAME

26 Nov 2012 04:27 AM
Teknowaffle    [TotalFark]  
Hmm, I wonder, how many volcanoes are erupting at any given time? There seem to have been a lot of overlap in the pictures.

26 Nov 2012 04:33 AM
IDontKnow     
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26 Nov 2012 04:37 AM
Norwegian Squirrel     

Teknowaffle: Hmm, I wonder, how many volcanoes are erupting at any given time? There seem to have been a lot of overlap in the pictures.


There seem to be plenty of concurrent volcanoes erupting - Link

26 Nov 2012 05:04 AM
heypete     

Bad_ad85: Challenge: Photoshop volcano porn onto ACUTAL porn.


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/I'm so sorry

26 Nov 2012 05:21 AM
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