| Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)
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| Arthur Jumbles
That's a hard 27..... downgrade.
50 year age gap? Nasty.
Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.
I'll grant that its an upgrade but... Woof.
Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?
Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!
They say love is blind and apparently so is Arthur
That is not 27.
More like 37.
27... Earth years?
| Lionel Mandrake
Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?
Smoking hot you say, Subby?
Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.
Fark you Subby.
Fark you sooooo hard.
Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol.
/Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.
| make me some tea
She looks like his granddaughter.
I'd hit it.
Lionel Mandrake: Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?
Thread over man. Thread over!
I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.
"Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...
make me some tea: She looks like his
Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.
| make me some tea
GAT_00: I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.
I know women in their mid 40s who look younger than her.
Wow, they do look related.
| The Southern Dandy
That's a man baby!
| Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
Honestly, she looks like an old woman with a bad dye job.
I'm not a feminist but I have a hard time using the word 'hero' to describe a man who leaves his wife, especially if they'd been married for that long.
| Ceiling Moran
Y'know what? He looks my age (56) and she looks twice her age, which would make her 54.
So, not so gross, eh?
| Fluorescent Testicle
Makh: Wow, they do look related.
Related? They look like they're the same Goddamn person. What the fark?
I only know of two other couples that look so freakishly similar; one pair are full siblings and the other is Todd Akin and his wife.
i will just say how about no and move along now.
is it just one sunny who posts these "smoking hot" sun links? If so, would admins reveal him/her so that we may beat them?
So infidelity warrants a hero tag?
/fark needs a douche tag
| Mr. Ekshun
She looks pretty good for 27 stone.
gh0strid3r: So infidelity warrants a hero tag?
Agreed. That or a warning tag for all the gold diggers out there. Not only may your husband dump your ass for a younger woman, he may even do it for someone ugly.
It's not the age, it's the mileage.
| Do you know the way to Mordor
Or Sara Douglass?
If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.
smells_like_meat: Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.
good on you, mate!
I bet that cost him some money.
styckx: If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.
Except that he's a disloyal douchebag arseclown, but hey, you can aspire to whatever low you want.
27 years old? She looks like a beat 50 year old.
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Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27...
Well, they do say female tennis players peak at 15.
Tennis coach at a retirement center?
I can't figure out who got the raw deal here, her or him? What a racket.
Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach...
...who then dumps 72-year old hubby for 19-year old soccer player from nearby park.
Aside from his reprehensible behavior (dumping his wife of nearly 50 years) he also has questionable taste.
How does this deserve the Hero tag?
whatever, it's his life. But that isn't hero at all....unless subbarstic?
My opinion....you been with your wife this long. She ain't gonna find a new one except at the nursing home. Go have your fling. Be discrete. But why fark over your wife at that age?
/Major Tom Hooters, USAF, at your service.
hero ? i wont read the thread or click teh link but neg one.
My partner is 38, and looks easily 15 years younger than that hideous creature. That is a bog-troll, your actual mythical bush-pig. I mean I'm 44 and if I stood next to her people would think she was my mum or something. Christ.
I never post in these threads but there IS a limit.
| i upped my meds-up yours
No no no no no no no no no
Yes, let's all make fun of HER looks.
She does appear to have a sad though.
Yeah, I don't remember any firefighters saying anything about that, in fact quite the opposite. If you want to make a point try doing it cogently.
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