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   Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)

26 Nov 2012 02:33 AM   |   52236 clicks   |   The Sun
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Arthur Jumbles    [TotalFark]  
That's a hard 27..... downgrade.

25 Nov 2012 11:28 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
50 year age gap? Nasty.

25 Nov 2012 11:31 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.

25 Nov 2012 11:33 PM
SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
I'll grant that its an upgrade but... Woof.

25 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?

Clicks.

Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!

25 Nov 2012 11:44 PM
borg    [TotalFark]  
They say love is blind and apparently so is Arthur

25 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
Colostomy     
That is not 27.
More like 37.

25 Nov 2012 11:56 PM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
27... Earth years?

25 Nov 2012 11:59 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?

26 Nov 2012 12:07 AM
quatchi     
Smoking hot you say, Subby?

*arches eyebrow*

Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.

*click*

Fark you Subby.

Fark you sooooo hard.

Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol.

/Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.

26 Nov 2012 12:11 AM
make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
She looks like his granddaughter.

I'd hit it.

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26 Nov 2012 12:12 AM
SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  

Lionel Mandrake: Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?


Thread over man. Thread over!

26 Nov 2012 12:13 AM
GAT_00     
I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.

26 Nov 2012 12:24 AM
PreMortem    [TotalFark]  
"Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...



NEVAA!

26 Nov 2012 12:36 AM
propasaurus    [TotalFark]  

make me some tea: She looks like his granddaughter grandson in drag.

I'd hit it.

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26 Nov 2012 12:37 AM
smells_like_meat    [TotalFark]  
Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.

26 Nov 2012 12:40 AM
make me some tea    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.


I know women in their mid 40s who look younger than her.

26 Nov 2012 12:41 AM
Makh    [TotalFark]  
Wow, they do look related.

26 Nov 2012 12:58 AM
The Southern Dandy     
That's a man baby!

26 Nov 2012 02:35 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
Honestly, she looks like an old woman with a bad dye job.

26 Nov 2012 02:35 AM
RamboFrog     
I'm not a feminist but I have a hard time using the word 'hero' to describe a man who leaves his wife, especially if they'd been married for that long.

26 Nov 2012 02:37 AM
Ceiling Moran     
Y'know what? He looks my age (56) and she looks twice her age, which would make her 54.

So, not so gross, eh?

26 Nov 2012 02:38 AM
Hyppy     
British hot.

26 Nov 2012 02:39 AM
Fluorescent Testicle     

Makh: Wow, they do look related.


Related? They look like they're the same Goddamn person. What the fark?

I only know of two other couples that look so freakishly similar; one pair are full siblings and the other is Todd Akin and his wife.

26 Nov 2012 02:40 AM
othmar     
i will just say how about no and move along now.

26 Nov 2012 02:40 AM
gumpy     
is it just one sunny who posts these "smoking hot" sun links? If so, would admins reveal him/her so that we may beat them?

26 Nov 2012 02:40 AM
gh0strid3r     
So infidelity warrants a hero tag?

/fark needs a douche tag

26 Nov 2012 02:41 AM
Mr. Ekshun     
She looks pretty good for 27 stone.

/Wait, what?

26 Nov 2012 02:42 AM
Deman     

gh0strid3r: So infidelity warrants a hero tag?

/fark needs a douche tag


Agreed. That or a warning tag for all the gold diggers out there. Not only may your husband dump your ass for a younger woman, he may even do it for someone ugly.

26 Nov 2012 02:45 AM
breakfast_in_bedlam     
It's not the age, it's the mileage.

26 Nov 2012 02:45 AM
Do you know the way to Mordor     
Sarah Douglas?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Do uglas

Or Sara Douglass?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Dou glass

26 Nov 2012 02:46 AM
styckx    [TotalFark]  
If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.

26 Nov 2012 02:46 AM
KrispyKritter     

smells_like_meat: Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.


good on you, mate!

26 Nov 2012 02:46 AM
Bronzemom     
I bet that cost him some money.

26 Nov 2012 02:46 AM
Iplaybass     

styckx: If I'm still pulling anything close to that at 72 I'll be happy.. fark all the haters dudes 72 and not giving a fark like he should be.. Good on him.


Except that he's a disloyal douchebag arseclown, but hey, you can aspire to whatever low you want.

26 Nov 2012 02:47 AM
Dadoody     
27 years old? She looks like a beat 50 year old.

26 Nov 2012 02:48 AM
Jedekai     
Sun link.

SCANNING FOR: "Smoking hot"

FOUND 1 MATCH

WARNING! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

26 Nov 2012 02:48 AM
TomD9938     

Arthur Jumbles: That's a hard 27...


Well, they do say female tennis players peak at 15.

26 Nov 2012 02:48 AM
FatherChaos     
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26 Nov 2012 02:49 AM
dr-shotgun     
Tennis coach at a retirement center?

26 Nov 2012 02:50 AM
wildrufus     
I can't figure out who got the raw deal here, her or him? What a racket.

26 Nov 2012 02:50 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach...

...who then dumps 72-year old hubby for 19-year old soccer player from nearby park.

26 Nov 2012 02:51 AM
red5ish     
Aside from his reprehensible behavior (dumping his wife of nearly 50 years) he also has questionable taste.
How does this deserve the Hero tag?

26 Nov 2012 02:51 AM
powhound     
whatever, it's his life. But that isn't hero at all....unless subbarstic?

My opinion....you been with your wife this long. She ain't gonna find a new one except at the nursing home. Go have your fling. Be discrete. But why fark over your wife at that age?

26 Nov 2012 02:52 AM
DrPainMD    [TotalFark]  
Major Hooters.

/Major Tom Hooters, USAF, at your service.

26 Nov 2012 02:54 AM
alienated     
hero ? i wont read the thread or click teh link but neg one.

26 Nov 2012 02:56 AM
gaspode     
My partner is 38, and looks easily 15 years younger than that hideous creature. That is a bog-troll, your actual mythical bush-pig. I mean I'm 44 and if I stood next to her people would think she was my mum or something. Christ.

I never post in these threads but there IS a limit.

26 Nov 2012 02:57 AM
i upped my meds-up yours     
No no no no no no no no no

/yes

26 Nov 2012 02:58 AM
LDM90     
Yes, let's all make fun of HER looks.

She does appear to have a sad though.

26 Nov 2012 02:58 AM
wax_on     
Yeah, I don't remember any firefighters saying anything about that, in fact quite the opposite. If you want to make a point try doing it cogently.

26 Nov 2012 02:59 AM
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