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   Scientists probe mystery of Venus Fly Trap, apparently having given up on finally resolving the Jennifer vs. Bailey question

26 Nov 2012 10:17 AM   |   4171 clicks   |   Fox News
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Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  
Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.

26 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
I'm sorry, but our research department is still heavily invested in how Johnny Sunshine became Heavy Early in violation of the laws of thermodynamics.

And "Bailey vs. Jennifer" is akin to "Perfectly prepared New York Strip vs. Squid Jerky left behind the dryer"

26 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
Cythraul     
I would just like to point out that these super-cool plants are native only to my home state, and to the lesser Carolina below us, also known as 'The State That Shall Not be Named.'

Interesting factoid: Venus Flytraps do not close upon the impact of rain droplets.

26 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Charles Darwin once referred to the Venus flytrap as "one of the most wonderful plants in the world."

Hey, I remember that ad.

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26 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
No one ever says Jennifer.

26 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
Glenford     

26 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
Kurmudgeon     

Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.


In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
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26 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
chrisco123     
Jennifer

26 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
CujoQuarrel     

Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.


I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey

Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.

26 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
Kurmudgeon     
Damnit, "WASN"T" hard on the eyes.
/freakin crunchy ass fingers anyway

26 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc     
A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

26 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
GRCooper     

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


As god is my witness, I thought the headline would fly


/not subby
//nice one, subby

26 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
Shadow Blasko     

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


Shut up or I will sic the phone cops on you...

26 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
Valiente     

Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.


1979:

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2009 equivalent:

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There's always room for the nice, pretty girl who gives a hint of being an utter sex beast with Tantric skills that pin to 11 and that will kill you, if you are most fortunate.

26 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
Grapple     

Kurmudgeon: Damnit, "WASN"T" hard on the eyes.
/freakin crunchy ass fingers anyway


cruncy ass-fingers. oh my.

26 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
hockeyfarker     
Jennifer!

26 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Torchsong     
Was this even a contest? It's not that Jennifer was horrible or anything, but Bailey was what it was all about!

26 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

Kurmudgeon: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
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Yeah, that's not true what I said. A lot of people would have said Jennifer. A lot of guys like the plastic blond look. Just not a lot of people here.

26 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
hockeyfarker     

Valiente: 2009 equivalent:


:(

enthunder.com, huh.

bad hotlink, I think.

26 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
Farking Canuck     
My votes:

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26 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
Psycoholic_Slag     

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


People from way back then are still alive today????

26 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
AngryJailhouseFistfark     

Valiente:
2009 equivalent:

[www.enthunder.com image 200x120]


It come up blank, Valiente, who's it s'pose to be?

26 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
Farking Canuck     

Psycoholic_Slag: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

People from way back then are still alive today????


Yes and yes (barely).

26 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc     

Psycoholic_Slag: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

People from way back then are still alive today????


I'm shocked too!

26 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
HailRobonia    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: Interesting factoid: Venus Flytraps do not close upon the impact of rain droplets.


Impact of rain drops
Venus Flytrap remains open
One-two-three then snap

26 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
X-Geek     
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I'll tell you how I'd resolve it, man.

26 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
Coelacanth     

Kurmudgeon: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

In all fairness though, Loni aka "Jennifer" was exactly hard on the eyes either.
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I used to know a "Jennifer". Very sweet, very loving, very high maintenance.

26 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
clyph     

Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.


Over in one

26 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
nirwana     
Both, at the same time..

26 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
MFAWG     

Farking Canuck: My votes:


Did not know she had been a model

26 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!     

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?


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So?

26 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
Omnivorous     
Cythraul: I would just like to point out that these super-cool plants are native only to my home state

There are other carnivorous plants in the U.S. including Darlingtonia Californica or the cobra lilly -- but they don't have the same "snapping trap" mechanism. From an evolutionary standpoint, they emerge in areas that are short of nutrients, like sand dunes.

This Wikipedia article on carnivorous plants is a pretty good overview. It is missing only Audrey.

26 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
GypsyJoker     

clyph: Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.

Over in one


Yep.

26 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
Parthenogenetic     

HailRobonia: Cythraul: Interesting factoid: Venus Flytraps do not close upon the impact of rain droplets.

Impact of rain drops
Venus Flytrap remains stays open
One-two-three then snap


^^ Seven syllables for the second line.

Science does not know
How Venus Flytrap jaws work
Jesus made it so

Science knows nothing
Thank you so much Fox News, for
Keeping us infromed

26 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
Rocket To Russia     
I was a teenager when that show was on, and killed many a kitten thanks to both girls, but who would I have wanted for a girlfriend? Why, Bailey Quarters, of course!

26 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
kokomo61     

CujoQuarrel: Mugato: No one ever says Jennifer.

I can say Jennifer. See. There I said it.

But I would have picked Bailey
Shame the actress did so little afterward and never sunk to getting nekkid.


One can dream, though...

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26 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
Farking Canuck     

MFAWG: Farking Canuck: My votes:

Did not know she had been a model


The shot of her on the motorcycle is apparently the one that got her discovered. I think she's 17 in that one.

26 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!     
Would like to grab Bailey in most friendly way.

26 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
I thought the third amendment prohibited Bailey Quartering.

26 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
Mr_Fabulous     
Jennifer vs. Bailey is the classic, definitive example of "beautiful" vs. "attractive".

For you young 'uns... Bailey was the "Pam from The Office" of her day. Except younger and prettier.

26 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
Fano     
Maybe they can probe the Venus Butterfly

26 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Glenford: Have Venus explain the atom to them


"Tron" means "Dude".

/I think it's Swahili.

26 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
TheOther     
The correct answer is 'Sammich'.

26 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
peterthx     

GypsyJoker: clyph: Speaker2Animals: Is there even any dispute? Bailey, of course.

Over in one

Yep.


It's the glasses.

/nerd girls and all that...
//Jennifer still had *the* poster though...

26 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
itsfullofstars     

26 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
Valiente     

hockeyfarker: Valiente: 2009 equivalent:

:(

enthunder.com, huh.

bad hotlink, I think.


Yep. It was supposed to be TV's Jenna Fischer, who in certain shots could be a Jan Smithers sister or daughter. Daughter, I guess...

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26 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     
I would Bailey BOTH inches!

26 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
bill4935     
I know the proper answer is "Bailey", because we all want to impress others by making the typical "nerdy" choice of the quiet brunette with glasses, but I was watching some old episodes of WKRP last week and watching Loni walk around in those slinky dresses was... mesmerizing...

26 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     

Summer Glau's Love Slave: I would GIVE Bailey BOTH inches!


/Goddamit!
/FTFM.

26 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
heavymetal     

Shadow Blasko: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc: A WKRP reference? Hasn't that been off the air for decades now?

Shut up or I will sic the phone cops on you...


Awesome episode!

26 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
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