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   Fifth circle of hell: 50 dumbest Donald Trump tweets. Seventh circle of hell: in a slideshow

26 Nov 2012 08:45 AM   |   7103 clicks   |   Complex
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
50 shades of derp

26 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
JW     
Deslide

http://deslide.clusterfake.net/?o=htm l_table&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.compl e x.com%2Fpop-culture%2F2012%2F11%2Fdona ld-trump-50-stupidest-tweets%2Fm ac-miller

26 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
JW     
bluh, doesn't auto link?

deslide

26 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
With a lead in like that, how can I resist, subby?

/resist moving on to the next article without clicking, that is

26 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
clancifer    [TotalFark]  
No wonder the Teabaggers loved this guy. Stupid is as stupid does.

26 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
sexorcisst     
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26 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
jonbasini     
Part of me would say that he is a very gutsy man to not back down from all the obvious ridicule. However the other half of me believes in the old saying " No brains, no pain"

However BOTH sides of me feel the same on one thing. DOnald Trump should just disappear.

26 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
DubyaHater     
Does complex.com really expect us to click through 50 slides on their shiatty, painfully slow website? I guess as long as they're providing beer money for Drew, it's a-ok

26 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
Millennium     

26 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
He fulfilled his one task: to make Mitt Romney look like a compassionate, thoughtful, "regular guy" mega-rich person by comparison.

Now? It's like trying to lure the Kraken back to his lair with a box of expired Mrs. Paul's.

26 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
cwolf20     
Ninth circle. Nobody knows about them until someone points it out.

26 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
JohnCarter     
The Donald..what more can you say

Self made billionaire (except he is not self made and not a billionaire)

Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer. He worked for his father's firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, while attending the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, and in 1968 officially joined the company.He was given control of the company in 1971 and renamed it The Trump Organization.

In 2011, Forbes reported that its financial experts had estimated the value of the Trump brand at $200 million. Trump disputes this valuation, saying that his brand is worth about $3 billion.

As for his worth, who really knows

26 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     
How much stupid can one man hold?


He's Trump, He's Trump
What's in his head?
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
Is he inbred?

Trump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Trump, He's Trump
He's kinda square
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Trump, He's Trump
He's not too bright
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
But he's alright

Is this Trump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Trump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Trump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say - about that

/Compliments to Weird Al

26 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
Arthurgoboom     
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One, two...TWO good reasons not to click this link. AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!

26 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     

Arthurgoboom: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x230]

One, two...TWO good reasons not to click this link. AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!


that was my favorite character on Sesame Street.

26 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
on the road    [TotalFark]  
The man is truly a short-fingered vulgarian.

26 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
hinten    [TotalFark]  
I know some not-smart people but I would have a difficult time getting 50 stupid tweets together from any of them.

Derper is a prolific derper.

26 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
maram500     
I feel unclean after slogging through that pile of derptastic assholishness. Trump needs to quit the internet...and maybe life, while we're at it.

I'm going to perform a purification ritual--one that I perform after dealing with my Fox News-watching relatives. It's called eye bleach, aka pornography.

26 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
fluffy2097     
browser throws a fit about redirects.

deslide doesn't load anything.

Can someone just copy paste them in here so we can read them without the bullshiat?

26 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
hinten    [TotalFark]  
I actually bothered to check on his tweet about the Unicef CEO driving a Rolls Royce. Ugh, I should have known better.

26 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
vinniethepoo     

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He fulfilled his one task: to make Mitt Romney look like a compassionate, thoughtful, "regular guy" mega-rich person by comparison.

Now? It's like trying to lure the Kraken back to his lair with a box of expired Mrs. Paul's.


So that's what that thing on his head is?

26 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
abhorrent1     
Gawd. That could very easily be the feed of a few of my family members.

/thestupiditburns.jpg

26 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
Terrydatroll     
Not sure why they are being called "stupid". Most of them look like tongue in cheek humor that is being taken out of context. Maybe they only seem stupid to people too stupid to see the humor.

26 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
fluffy2097     
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/to help you feel better after combing over that carpet bombing of stupidity.

26 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
fluffy2097     

Terrydatroll: Not sure why they are being called "stupid". Most of them look like tongue in cheek humor that is being taken out of context. Maybe they only seem stupid to people too stupid to see the humor.


OBAMA IS GOING TO START A WAR WITH IRAN TO GET RE-ELECTED!

COMMUNIST CHINA WILL OWN AMERICA!

/tongue in ass maybe....

26 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
iheartscotch     
I'd say either 4th circle of hell: greed;

or maybe the 8th circle of hell : Fraud, the division called Bolgia 1: Panderers (read pimp) and Seducers.

or maybe the 9th circle of hell: Treachery, the division called Antenora, for those who betray country; depending on your definition of treachery.

26 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
DoBeDoBeDo     
Holy crap, whoever designed that site shoud be expelled from the internet for life (along with Trump). Zombo.com looks like a glorious field of fresh flowers compared to that crap.

26 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
Terrydatroll     
COMMUNIST CHINA WILL OWN AMERICA!

Well, that part is pretty much true already. You are right, that's not funny. :-)

26 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
fluffy2097     
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/eye-bleach for the Skyrim players

26 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     

fluffy2097: Terrydatroll: Not sure why they are being called "stupid". Most of them look like tongue in cheek humor that is being taken out of context. Maybe they only seem stupid to people too stupid to see the humor.

OBAMA IS GOING TO START A WAR WITH IRAN TO GET RE-ELECTED!

COMMUNIST CHINA WILL OWN AMERICA!

/tongue in ass maybe....


2.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

26 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     

fluffy2097: [resources.news.com.au image 620x500]
[resources.news.com.au image 620x700]

/to help you feel better after combing over that carpet bombing of stupidity.


huh huh huh... you said carpet

26 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
willfullyobscure     
Somebody doesn't know their Dante very well. I would have gone with the 4th and 8th circles, myself.

26 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
only 50?

26 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
SweetSaws     

JW: bluh, doesn't auto link?

deslide


I read about 1/2 of them thanks to this. I'm not sure how those are considered above average stupid based on twitter standards. Twitter is godawful.

26 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Vegan Meat Popsicle     
9th circle of hell: websites that load scripts from 17 different domains

26 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
TheGreatGazoo     
There were at least 10 that are just quotes from other people or obvious jokes.

26 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
lyndsayj     
Slideshow would've been shorter if it just listed all of his smrt tweets.

26 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Today's French Phrase brought to you by That's French, Tish!

Embaras de richesse. OM - bar- rah d' REE- shess

Literally, an embarassment of riches. Too much choice.

26 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
monoski     
Truly, if he did not say stupid things. Nobody would pay any attention to him. It is like interviewing Newt about Patreus' (sp?) affair, nobody gives a crap what newt thinks they just want to hear something stupid come out of his 2 timing mouth.

26 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
IamAwake     

fluffy2097: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

/eye-bleach for the Skyrim players


I...you know normally, I don't really give bonus points for "cos-play" or whatnot, but...there's an exception.

26 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     

IamAwake: fluffy2097: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

/eye-bleach for the Skyrim players

I...you know normally, I don't really give bonus points for "cos-play" or whatnot, but...there's an exception.


don't feel bad... i stuttered too... dayum

26 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
No Time To Explain     
Nope, not viewing it subby, I value my brain cells too much to read any more of Trump's tweets

26 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
Jument     

fluffy2097: [i.imgur.com image 640x960]

/eye-bleach for the Skyrim players


Getting a kick: I'm playing Skyrim just now. That's the companion archer-trainer chick. Aela, I think. Nice likeness!

Trump seems to be an uber-successful real life attention whore/troll. Probably the best AW/troll in the history of mankind, actually.

26 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
Apos     
Trumpisms + slide show format = You're fired, subby!

26 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
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