50 shades of derp

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bluh, doesn't auto link?

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With a lead in like that, how can I resist, subby?

/resist moving on to the next article without clicking, that is

No wonder the Teabaggers loved this guy. Stupid is as stupid does.

Part of me would say that he is a very gutsy man to not back down from all the obvious ridicule. However the other half of me believes in the old saying " No brains, no pain"

However BOTH sides of me feel the same on one thing. DOnald Trump should just disappear.

Does complex.com really expect us to click through 50 slides on their shiatty, painfully slow website? I guess as long as they're providing beer money for Drew, it's a-ok

Can we get Josh Groban to sing these too?

He fulfilled his one task: to make Mitt Romney look like a compassionate, thoughtful, "regular guy" mega-rich person by comparison.

Now? It's like trying to lure the Kraken back to his lair with a box of expired Mrs. Paul's.

Ninth circle. Nobody knows about them until someone points it out.

The Donald..what more can you say

Self made billionaire (except he is not self made and not a billionaire)

Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer. He worked for his father's firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, while attending the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, and in 1968 officially joined the company.He was given control of the company in 1971 and renamed it The Trump Organization.

In 2011, Forbes reported that its financial experts had estimated the value of the Trump brand at $200 million. Trump disputes this valuation, saying that his brand is worth about $3 billion.

As for his worth, who really knows

How much stupid can one man hold?


He's Trump, He's Trump
What's in his head?
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
Is he inbred?

Trump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Trump, He's Trump
He's kinda square
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Trump, He's Trump
He's not too bright
He's Trump, He's Trump, He's Trump
But he's alright

Is this Trump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Trump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Trump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say - about that

_{/Compliments to Weird Al}

One, two...TWO good reasons not to click this link. AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!

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One, two...TWO good reasons not to click this link. AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!

that was my favorite character on Sesame Street.

The man is truly a short-fingered vulgarian.

I know some not-smart people but I would have a difficult time getting 50 stupid tweets together from any of them.

Derper is a prolific derper.

I feel unclean after slogging through that pile of derptastic assholishness. Trump needs to quit the internet...and maybe life, while we're at it.

I'm going to perform a purification ritual--one that I perform after dealing with my Fox News-watching relatives. It's called eye bleach, aka pornography.

browser throws a fit about redirects.

deslide doesn't load anything.

Can someone just copy paste them in here so we can read them without the bullshiat?

I actually bothered to check on his tweet about the Unicef CEO driving a Rolls Royce. Ugh, I should have known better.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He fulfilled his one task: to make Mitt Romney look like a compassionate, thoughtful, "regular guy" mega-rich person by comparison.

Now? It's like trying to lure the Kraken back to his lair with a box of expired Mrs. Paul's.

So that's what that thing on his head is?

Gawd. That could very easily be the feed of a few of my family members.

/thestupiditburns.jpg

Not sure why they are being called "stupid". Most of them look like tongue in cheek humor that is being taken out of context. Maybe they only seem stupid to people too stupid to see the humor.

/to help you feel better after combing over that carpet bombing of stupidity.

Terrydatroll: Not sure why they are being called "stupid". Most of them look like tongue in cheek humor that is being taken out of context. Maybe they only seem stupid to people too stupid to see the humor.

OBAMA IS GOING TO START A WAR WITH IRAN TO GET RE-ELECTED!

COMMUNIST CHINA WILL OWN AMERICA!

/tongue in ass maybe....

I'd say either 4th circle of hell: greed;

or maybe the 8th circle of hell : Fraud, the division called Bolgia 1: Panderers (read pimp) and Seducers.

or maybe the 9th circle of hell: Treachery, the division called Antenora, for those who betray country; depending on your definition of treachery.

Holy crap, whoever designed that site shoud be expelled from the internet for life (along with Trump). Zombo.com looks like a glorious field of fresh flowers compared to that crap.

COMMUNIST CHINA WILL OWN AMERICA!

Well, that part is pretty much true already. You are right, that's not funny. :-)

/eye-bleach for the Skyrim players

fluffy2097: Terrydatroll: Not sure why they are being called "stupid". Most of them look like tongue in cheek humor that is being taken out of context. Maybe they only seem stupid to people too stupid to see the humor.

OBAMA IS GOING TO START A WAR WITH IRAN TO GET RE-ELECTED!

COMMUNIST CHINA WILL OWN AMERICA!

/tongue in ass maybe....

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/to help you feel better after combing over that carpet bombing of stupidity.

huh huh huh... you said carpet

Somebody doesn't know their Dante very well. I would have gone with the 4th and 8th circles, myself.

only 50?

JW: bluh, doesn't auto link?

deslide

I read about 1/2 of them thanks to this. I'm not sure how those are considered above average stupid based on twitter standards. Twitter is godawful.

9th circle of hell: websites that load scripts from 17 different domains

There were at least 10 that are just quotes from other people or obvious jokes.

Slideshow would've been shorter if it just listed all of his smrt tweets.

Today's French Phrase brought to you by That's French, Tish!

Embaras de richesse. OM - bar- rah d' REE- shess

Literally, an embarassment of riches. Too much choice.

Truly, if he did not say stupid things. Nobody would pay any attention to him. It is like interviewing Newt about Patreus' (sp?) affair, nobody gives a crap what newt thinks they just want to hear something stupid come out of his 2 timing mouth.

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/eye-bleach for the Skyrim players

I...you know normally, I don't really give bonus points for "cos-play" or whatnot, but...there's an exception.

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/eye-bleach for the Skyrim players

I...you know normally, I don't really give bonus points for "cos-play" or whatnot, but...there's an exception.

don't feel bad... i stuttered too... dayum

Nope, not viewing it subby, I value my brain cells too much to read any more of Trump's tweets

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/eye-bleach for the Skyrim players

Getting a kick: I'm playing Skyrim just now. That's the companion archer-trainer chick. Aela, I think. Nice likeness!

Trump seems to be an uber-successful real life attention whore/troll. Probably the best AW/troll in the history of mankind, actually.

Trumpisms + slide show format = You're fired, subby!