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   Ham-fisted "lingerie thief" gives cops the slip, but only briefly

26 Nov 2012 11:58 AM   |   3064 clicks   |   TC Palm
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
Probably was revenge for the same thing happening to the thief. But as we all know, two thongs don't make a right

26 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
zerkalo     
Hangin's too goof for 'im!

26 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
diaphoresis     
A film scene famous for a lack of lingerie is in "Basic Instinct" (1992) during which a seated Sharon Stone makes it clear she's going commando.

The affidavit did not state whether Ricci was swiping the skivvies to re-enact scenes from any of these movies.


S H U D D E R

26 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
nirwana     
I'm loving her haircut.

26 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
I must protest the use of "Ham-fisted" in the headline. I'm a ham, and I pride myself on my fist.

26 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
digitalrain     
That is the most awkwardly written article I've ever farking read.

26 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
Cymbal     
Let the word go forth: all attractive women should be required to wear thongs or no panties at all.

End transmission.

26 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
Butthurted     
"Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic."

At least the writer realized it was a Florida newspaper and explained things for better comprehension by the target audience.

26 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
In days of old, when knights were bold, they were pious and modest, I'm told,
Can't you see, that wouldn't be me, I'd have to talk about your yams, and your big fat hams. 

/probably messed that up

26 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Cymbal: Let the word go forth: all attractive women should be required to wear thongs or no panties at all.

End transmission.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and quite frankly I wouldn't trust the judgement of something that looks like this:

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26 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
Amos Quito     

Butthurted: "Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic."


At least the writer realized it was a Florida newspaper and explained things for better comprehension by the target audience.



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Linger whut?

26 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
jjorsett     
Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic.

Notable lingerie scenes in film include Elizabeth Taylor in a white slip in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" (1958), Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in a funky golden bra/panty thingy in "Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi" (1982) and Jamie Lee Curtis' sultry strip tease in "True Lies" (1994).

A film scene famous for a lack of lingerie is in "Basic Instinct" (1992) during which a seated Sharon Stone makes it clear she's going commando.

The affidavit did not state whether Ricci was swiping the skivvies to re-enact scenes from any of these movies.


Translation: All I have is a couple of facts about this loser and her arrest, and there's looong column inches to fill.

26 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
T.M.S.     
Howard Stern's finest moment: Ham Hands Bill

26 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Taylor Mental     
I guess they have some other word to describe frilly, lacy underwear in Florida. But what's with the pop culture wiki thing? Weird article.

26 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
GypsyJoker     
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"Adopt, adapt, and improve."

26 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
I need six to eight inches of copy - NOW!

Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic.

Notable lingerie scenes in film include Elizabeth Taylor in a white slip in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" (1958), Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in a funky golden bra/panty thingy in "Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi" (1982) and Jamie Lee Curtis' sultry strip tease in "True Lies" (1994).

A film scene famous for a lack of lingerie is in "Basic Instinct" (1992) during which a seated Sharon Stone makes it clear she's going commando.


Lingerie may also have padding.

26 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
doczoidberg     
I was hoping this would be one of those stories about some guy who steals lingerie from women.

Leaving disappointed.

26 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
PaulieattheTap     

digitalrain: That is the most awkwardly written article I've ever farking read.


You are on Fark, and do not appreciate the writing of Will Greenlee?

/ I'm still waiting for his book.

26 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
kcfarker     
I'm sorry, but this is NOT lingerie:

blogs.tcpalm.comView Full Size


THIS is lingerie:

NSFW

26 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
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