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26 Nov 2012 02:34 PM   |   7657 clicks   |   NPR
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
A Christmas tree would be awesome to look at on shrooms.

26 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Subby

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/ ".. may I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"

26 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
Carn     

Diogenes: A Christmas tree would be awesome to look at on shrooms.


That's like, your opinion, man.

26 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
SkylineRecords     
I'm going to do this.

26 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  
I've been managing to have closed eye hallucinations on demand lately. I don't know which drug, but they've been fun. Almost on the level of a fully conscious dream.

26 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
tweek46420     

Diogenes: A Christmas tree would be awesome to look at on shrooms.



well....most anything is awesome to look at while on shrooms

/just not a mirror

26 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
uttertosh     
santa is in red and white because of coke, not shrooms. Duh.

26 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
FraggleStickCar     
Kinda funny idea, I guess. But the connection is very tenuous at best. Maybe this is supposed to be some kind of satire on historical academics a lá the exhibits at the Museum of Jurassic Technology or other such fabrications.

26 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
signaljammer     
These aren't psilocybes, but Amanitas. Different chemistry altogether. These make one large and small. They grow in fair profusion on the plain, but their aficionados lived in the mountains, so they were pricey there. The drug is excreted in urine, so passing the cup was a common practice the morning after.

//some of these
//have a fair amount of GI toxicity

26 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
CygnusDarius     
Having a bad shroom experience, I won't do it. Ever again.

But, I won't stop people form trying, just get someone nice to guide you on your trip. Also, you might wanna check this out, it's pretty cool.

26 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
signaljammer     
and liver and kidney, IIRC.

26 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
meat0918     
We just identified one of the random mushrooms in our garden as potentially hallucinogenic, its shape, habit, spore print, etc., all point to it being a member of Psilocybe, so I'm getting a trippy kick.

I haven't and won't actually eat it of course.

//Maybe she'll show up in this thread and remind me what species it was.

26 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
CygnusDarius     
Ah fark. Forgot peyote is a cacti, not shroom.

26 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  
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26 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
Billy Bathsalt     
I accidently ate a large amanita mushroom once, communication error with a mycologist. It was waaay different from the psilocybes. More like a flying kind of trip. Also I was trying to read a paper, and where I would look at a word, empty newsprint would appear instead.

26 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
signaljammer     
Abilify is what the kids are taking to stop tripping nowadays, we just used plain ol' tricyclics back in the seventies. Sometimes, paradoxically, a little more psilocybin bumps one out of the dark space. This drug has an inverted U curve in terms of dose/response fun times, which is a little better than the sharp-knee of many of the newer synthetics. 

//taking way too much
//often sends one into a trance

26 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
Headso     
I've heard of this before, supposedly a bunch of Christmas traditions were based on these mushrooms. Hanging stockings by the fireplace, the first stockings were supposedly filled with these mushrooms to dry.

26 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
signaljammer     
Some psilocybes have a fair amount of baeocystin, those are the ones where god is ragging on you on the way up. If you like this effect, choose Cuba B+, if you don't, try and find some ovoideocystidiatas.

26 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
signaljammer     
But be careful!

http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v02/n9 37/a07.html
Link

26 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
Matrix Flavored Wasabi     

signaljammer: These aren't psilocybes, but Amanitas. Different chemistry altogether. These make one large and small. They grow in fair profusion on the plain, but their aficionados lived in the mountains, so they were pricey there. The drug is excreted in urine, so passing the cup was a common practice the morning after.

//some of these
//have a fair amount of GI toxicity


Not really toxicity, but do cause stomach upset (it's the ibotenic acid, which is filtered out in the urine). I smoked an extract of it once, and it was pretty cool, you feel about 40 stories tall

26 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
uttertosh     

CygnusDarius: But, I won't stop people form trying


mighty sporting of ya!

26 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
Communist_Manifesto     
I just came here to point out that if you want to trip mushrooms, DO NOT GO WITH AMANITA MUSCARIA, you will probably not have a great time. Find a connection to a guy with some psilocybes, or buy some spores online and grow your own (my favorites are called philosophers stones)

26 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
uttertosh     

signaljammer: Some psilocybes have a fair amount of baeocystin, those are the ones where god is ragging on you on the way up. If you like this effect, choose Cuba B+, if you don't, try and find some ovoideocystidiatas.


I go for Hawaiians, the auditory hallucinations are freakin mindblowing at higher doses.

26 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
uttertosh     

Communist_Manifesto: favorites are called philosophers stones


try Golden Teacher. I think you will like - easy to grow, and when brewed, the tea is not gag-inducing like some others.

26 Nov 2012 03:08 PM
busy chillin'    [TotalFark]  
and then comes the bad trip:

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26 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
uttertosh     
and for what's available for free, liberty caps are jolly fun, and flourish in sheep/cow/horse fields alike from August till first frost, pretty much everywhere in Europe (not sure about US)

26 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Purple monkey dishwasher

26 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
signaljammer     
Philosophers stones are legal in Holland IIRC because they are truffles.

26 Nov 2012 03:19 PM
signaljammer     
I found GTs to be somewhat wimpy.

26 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
signaljammer     
Amanitas seemed to be all over the place in the UP.

26 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
TheWhoppah     
The only logical thing to do is eat the rest of the mushrooms.

26 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
signaljammer     
But my guide said it was difficult to discriminate the different types. I remember seeing the classic red ones, and morphologically similar yellow ones.

26 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     
Purple monkey banana hammock SPOOGE, ass-ninja, orange soda TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE!

26 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
ObscureNameHere     
Came for references to "Bloom County" and funky winkerbeans.

/ FARK, I am disappoint

26 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
juniperwasting     

Keizer_Ghidorah: Purple monkey banana hammock SPOOGE, ass-ninja, orange soda TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE!


No, no, no.

Its Purple Tuesday Banana Hammock Flying ass-Ninja, orange soda, spaghetti turtle mutants.

26 Nov 2012 03:42 PM
Communist_Manifesto     

uttertosh: Communist_Manifesto: favorites are called philosophers stones

try Golden Teacher. I think you will like - easy to grow, and when brewed, the tea is not gag-inducing like some others.


uttertosh: Communist_Manifesto: favorites are called philosophers stones

try Golden Teacher. I think you will like - easy to grow, and when brewed, the tea is not gag-inducing like some others.


Awesome! I will look into acquiring those spores. Also, as opposed to making tea, I steep the mushies in hot water for awhile like I'm making tea, but instead of adding teabags to get rid of the taste I add a few packs of instant hot cocoa mix. I find it gets rid of the nasty flavor much better than tea.

26 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
torusXL     

signaljammer: These aren't psilocybes, but Amanitas. Different chemistry altogether. These make one large and small. They grow in fair profusion on the plain, but their aficionados lived in the mountains, so they were pricey there. The drug is excreted in urine, so passing the cup was a common practice the morning after.

//some of these
//have a fair amount of GI toxicity


Yep. Subby is a shroom noob.

26 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
Molavian     
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26 Nov 2012 04:43 PM
I love Garlic Man     
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26 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
Eeteetoo     
The first time I ever ate shrooms some buddies and I went to go see the third Lord of the Rings movie on Imax. I said that it was the greatest movie many many times.

26 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
newton     

26 Nov 2012 05:15 PM
rhondajeremy     
CSB...Christmas 2010...decided to stay home from family events. My hubby & I chowed on some happy mushrooms & watch a Big Bang Theory marathon. BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

26 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
torusXL     

rhondajeremy: CSB...Christmas 2010...decided to stay home from family events. My hubby & I chowed on some happy mushrooms & watch a Big Bang Theory marathon. BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!


I've heard from other sources that these things can most definitely be the best thing ever.

26 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
Communist_Manifesto     

torusXL: rhondajeremy: CSB...Christmas 2010...decided to stay home from family events. My hubby & I chowed on some happy mushrooms & watch a Big Bang Theory marathon. BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

I've heard from other sources that these things can most definitely be the best thing ever.


Indeed. To bad they're highly illegal everywhere. I think everyone should experience ego death at least once in their life.

26 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
signaljammer     
Seeing as its Yuletide, anyone interested in a few grow-tips?

26 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
proton     

rhondajeremy: CSB...Christmas 2010...decided to stay home from family events. My hubby & I chowed on some happy mushrooms & watch a Big Bang Theory marathon. BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!


I'll bet you had sore stomach muscles the next morning from out of control laughing fits.

I remember one time at band camp we were shrooming and there was this one obese chick with VERY red hair and a VERY purple outfit. When she was out of the room, some referenced Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory blueberry girl and we all (About 8 of us)started laughing hysterically until it hurt. She never knew why we were laughing for what seemed like 30 minutes straight.

26 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
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26 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
Galemp     
Why do I see these things? It's not the rum and eggnog
It's not the holiday fun, it's Christmas on Acid, Christmas on Acid

26 Nov 2012 11:19 PM
detritus     
I'll just leave this here..

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27 Nov 2012 02:15 AM
Eeteetoo     

detritus: I'll just leave this here..

That is horrifying even when sober.


27 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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