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| Sybarite
The man, only named as Jan, married Monica, his family's former au pair in a previous marriage I bet the ex-wife is having a good laugh. |
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| Radak
Sybarite: I bet the ex-wife is having a good laugh. I bet she's telling all her friends, "Well I knew that all along." |
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| Dead for Tax Reasons
She's a man, baby! |
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| Saborlas
Am I weird for thinking I'd just be disappointed for not being told sooner, rather than freaking the hell out like this guy? |
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| Slaxl
Saborlas: Am I weird for thinking I'd just be disappointed for not being told sooner, rather than freaking the hell out like this guy? To be honest after 19 years I'm not sure I'd care, if it didn't bother me before why should I care? But I'm also glad I'll probably never have to find out if that really is how i'd react. |
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| mahuika
Saborlas: Am I weird for thinking I'd just be disappointed for not being told sooner, rather than freaking the hell out like this guy? Not just freaking out, but actually beating his wife, according to his statement in the article. |
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| Dead for Tax Reasons
Saborlas: Am I weird for thinking I'd just be disappointed for not being told sooner, rather than freaking the hell out like this guy? i'm thinking he's mad because not only is she transgender, she's been out on the town whoring it up with other dudes |
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| toddalmighty
Except the word Belgium isn't in the headline |
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| timujin
toddalmighty: Except the word Belgium isn't in the headline Belgium, Belgian, whatever. And while subby might be right about this as a Fark headline, I believe I heard the most unnecessary use of the word Belgian in a sentence the other day when someone said mayonnaise is used on "Belgian style French fries" |
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| Pro Zack
timujin: toddalmighty: Except the word Belgium isn't in the headline Belgium, Belgian, whatever. And while subby might be right about this as a Fark headline, I believe I heard the most unnecessary use of the word Belgian in a sentence the other day when someone said mayonnaise is used on "Belgian style French fries" way to waffle |
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| Lord_Dubu
I just want to be swatting well rescued. |
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| drew is pedal
He's been eating a manbox. *shudder* |
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| 99.998er
Will need pictures of "Manica" before I pass judgement. |
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| Rindred
Belgium? I hardly knew 'em! |
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| Day_Old_Dutchie
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| stevetherobot
Hey, you need to confine that kind of language to something artistic. |
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| PaulieattheTap
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| you have pee hands
So... is the surgery so good that you really can't tell? This guy was married before, he's got to have some experience. |
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| Pants full of macaroni!!
timujin: toddalmighty: Except the word Belgium isn't in the headline Belgium, Belgian, whatever. And while subby might be right about this as a Fark headline, I believe I heard the most unnecessary use of the word Belgian in a sentence the other day when someone said mayonnaise is used on "Belgian style French fries" I know I get stabby when I hear people use "Belgium" as the adjective form (e.g. "Belgium waffles"). /yes, I know, H2G2 |
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| Englebert Slaptyback
MISERABLE FAT BELGIAN BASTARDS! |
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| sweet-daddy-2
Belgium Chocolate? |
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| imashark
Did he get a Rory? |
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| special20
drew is pedal: He's been eating a manbox. *shudder* As if he'd never asked himself - "why don't this box taste like all them others?" |
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| lohphat
Does the Asian Flu[tm] include vision impairment symptoms? |
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| X-Geek
♫When you're in Belgium you can eat A lot of mayonnaise with your frites And no one will say "Hey, that's too much mayonnaise."♫ Link |
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| Bronzemom
Came for the It's a man baby left disappointed. |
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Thirty Foot Smurf
 Kitty: "Here's your Belgian waffles!" Eric: "What's Belgian about them?" Red: "They crumble in the hands of the Nazis." /Image is toasty. |
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| Current Resident
Yeah but, is she hot? |
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| nucular bum
"Transgender person discovers husband is Belgian after 19 years." |
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| numbone
" I thought she was an attractive woman, all woman. She had no male traits." Well except for the way she scratched her empty ball sack. |
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| trippdogg
In his defense, he's Belgian and someone chose to have sex with him - so he's still pretty much ahead of the game. |
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| lemming42
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darth_shatner
 Not impressed |
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| special20
numbone: " I thought she was an attractive woman, all woman. She had no male traits." Well except for the way she scratched her empty ball sack. Maybe he should have caught on the first time she said "hey, smell my finger" after doing so. |
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| cleveoh
their marriage started to come under strain when she got a new full-time job. "Monica began to change very much," he said Oh, I think some big changes had already happened before that, bud... |
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| AssAsInAssassin
"...his Indonesian wife of 19 years had been born a man." That's a pretty long gestation period. |
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| Zik-Zak
Belgium Reported. |
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ShobuZukuri
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| MadameX
Any country that can do this can't be all bad |
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| hdhale
"Even during sex, I never noticed anything," he said. My compliments to the surgeon and I'm guessing that someone is heading back to Indonesia to tell them so in person at some point in the near future. |
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| bulok
ShobuZukuri: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 500x421] Is that the German kid who got his/her treatment before puberty? |
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| Wilcutt
That evening came to blows. The police came. Sooooooo......who won the fight? |
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| stevetherobot
Wilcutt: That evening came to blows. The police came. Sooooooo......who won the fight? Douglas Reynholm |
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| wambu
He only became concerned when she started acting lke a dick. |
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| Jument
I am definitely not an expert but I'm pretty sure they can't make an artificial vagina that convincing today, let alone 20 years ago. |
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| sunsawed
Let's not call them anything, Let's just ignore them |
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| iron de havilland
Pants full of macaroni!!: timujin: toddalmighty: Except the word Belgium isn't in the headline Belgium, Belgian, whatever. And while subby might be right about this as a Fark headline, I believe I heard the most unnecessary use of the word Belgian in a sentence the other day when someone said mayonnaise is used on "Belgian style French fries" I know I get stabby when I hear people use "Belgium" as the adjective form (e.g. "Belgium waffles"). /yes, I know, H2G2 H2G2? In Life, the Universe and Everything, there's the Rory award, for 'The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word "fark" In A Serious Screenplay. It's very prestigious.' But that's just because the US publishers were a bunch of pussies. Censorship |
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| Diogenes Teufelsdrockh
Just how mannish was his ex if this was an upgrade for him? |
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| Elegy
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Just how mannish was his ex if this was an upgrade for him? They're called "traps" in the common parlance for a reason. As we see here. |
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