| Dear Homeowner, Please excuse Juan Epstein for the theft of your electronics. It was an inside job. Signed, Epstein's mother |
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| Glenford
Up your nose with a rubber hose. |
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| exick The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open. Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!" |
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| ChipNASA
exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open. Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!" ![]() "It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans." |
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| phenn ChipNASA: exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open. Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!" [viewfrommiddleclass.files.wordpress. com image 256x280] "It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans." Why don't you stifle? ;-) |
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| ChipNASA
phenn: ChipNASA: exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open. Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!" [viewfrommiddleclass.files.wordpress. com image 256x280] "It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans." Why don't you stifle? ;-) Yeah you're probably siding with them commie anti-american liberals like Gloria Steinway, Florence Nightengown, or Billy Jean Graham |
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| Fark Rye For Many Whores
/am I missing the joke? //You suck Bain? |
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| Okieboy
Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Carter, Mr. Carter!!!!! /DNRTFA //It was probably Horshack |
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| Life_is_a_carnivore
Too soon, Mister Kotter.... |
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| PsyLord Of course it had to be an inside job, you can't steal it from the outside. Duh. |
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| nucular bum
Flint, Michigan. I figured as much. |
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| Maestro's Girl
It was probably Ba-Ba-Ba..Ba..Barbariono! |
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| Isildur
Welcome back, your things were all taken out... |
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| Maestro's Girl
Barbarino..! Dang..I can't speel today!! ;) |
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| medius
his dreams were not his ticket out |
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| SomethingToDo
Ex-like writing detected /Doesn't want her to be able to claim insurance |
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| KellyKellyKelly |
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| Too Pretty For Prison
That's a total of 116 inches worth of televisions missing. I was specifically told there would be no math. |
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cedarpark
![]() RIP Robert Hegyes |
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| Spaldodude
Juan Epstein? Any relation to Tonto Goldberg? |
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| Epstein's Mother
Dear Mr. Homeownwer, Please excuse your televisions from your house today onnaccount they are helping poor Puerto Rican Jews watch reruns of Welcome Back Kotter. Signed, Epstein's Mother |
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| stonicus
Hey notewriter, if the cops figure out who did it, they will rat you out too. Then you get to go to jail with the reputation as a squeeler. Have fun! |
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| Panatheist
Its flint, they wont bother investigating, too busy chasing after black on black murders |
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| Klom Dark
NameDot: cedarpark: [cdn.eurweb.com image 635x425] RIP Robert Hegyes nice hair, no snark, just being nice I thought the same thing, except thought it would be nicer if he took it out to Robert Plant length. |
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| Isildur
Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out... Hysterical. ![]() That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference. Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?) |
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| ThighsofGlory
Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out... Hysterical. [i.imgur.com image 197x151] That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference. Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?) You might be. |
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| StoPPeRmobile
NameDot: cedarpark: [cdn.eurweb.com image 635x425] RIP Robert Hegyes nice hair, no snark, just being nice All i got. |
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| Alleyoop
Got 'em. |
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| jbrad47128
Yes I"m old. I remember that from Kotter |
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| StoPPeRmobile
jbrad47128: Yes I"m old. I remember that from Kotter You're old because you think you need to say that. |
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| Debeo Summa Credo
Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out... Hysterical. [i.imgur.com image 197x151] That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference. Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?) No sarcasm. No beef from any unrelated thread. I'm still kind of chucking a day later as I think of your lyrics being played as the person arrives to a burgled home. I dunno, sometimes I have a weird sense of humor and I think certain things are funnier than they are to others. |
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| Isildur
Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out... Hysterical. [i.imgur.com image 197x151] That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference. Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?) No sarcasm. No beef from any unrelated thread. I'm still kind of chucking a day later as I think of your lyrics being played as the person arrives to a burgled home. I dunno, sometimes I have a weird sense of humor and I think certain things are funnier than they are to others. Oops. I apologize for misinterpreting you, then. I'm gad you enjoyed it. :) |
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