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   Dear Homeowner, Please excuse Juan Epstein for the theft of your electronics. It was an inside job. Signed, Epstein's mother

26 Nov 2012 02:50 PM   |   9017 clicks   |   miNBC News
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Glenford     
Up your nose with a rubber hose.

26 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
exick    [TotalFark]  
The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"

26 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"


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"It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans."

26 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
phenn     

ChipNASA: exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"

[viewfrommiddleclass.files.wordpress. com image 256x280]
"It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans."


Why don't you stifle?

;-)

26 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

phenn: ChipNASA: exick: The theft was discovered when the homeowner returned to find her front door open.

Upon discovering that she had been robbed, the homeowner is reported to have exclaimed, "Aw geez!"

[viewfrommiddleclass.files.wordpress. com image 256x280]
"It was probably them coloreds or them spics or spans."

Why don't you stifle?

;-)


Yeah you're probably siding with them commie anti-american liberals like Gloria Steinway, Florence Nightengown, or Billy Jean Graham

26 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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/am I missing the joke?
//You suck Bain?

26 Nov 2012 03:08 PM
Okieboy     
Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Carter, Mr. Carter!!!!!

/DNRTFA
//It was probably Horshack

26 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
Life_is_a_carnivore     
Too soon, Mister Kotter....

26 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
PsyLord     
Of course it had to be an inside job, you can't steal it from the outside. Duh.

26 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
nucular bum     
Flint, Michigan.

I figured as much.

26 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
Maestro's Girl    [TotalFark]  
It was probably Ba-Ba-Ba..Ba..Barbariono!

26 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
Isildur     
Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

26 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
Maestro's Girl    [TotalFark]  
Barbarino..!
Dang..I can't speel today!!
;)

26 Nov 2012 03:49 PM
medius    [TotalFark]  
his dreams were not his ticket out

26 Nov 2012 04:24 PM
SomethingToDo     
Ex-like writing detected

/Doesn't want her to be able to claim insurance

26 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
KellyKellyKelly     

Maestro's Girl: It was probably Ba-Ba-Ba..Ba..Barbariono!


I blame Beau.

26 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
Too Pretty For Prison     
That's a total of 116 inches worth of televisions missing. I was specifically told there would be no math.

26 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
cedarpark     
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RIP Robert Hegyes

26 Nov 2012 04:57 PM
Spaldodude     
Juan Epstein?

Any relation to Tonto Goldberg?

26 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
Epstein's Mother     
Dear Mr. Homeownwer,

Please excuse your televisions from your house today onnaccount they are helping poor Puerto Rican Jews watch reruns of Welcome Back Kotter.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother

26 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
NameDot     

cedarpark: [cdn.eurweb.com image 635x425]
RIP Robert Hegyes


nice hair, no snark, just being nice

26 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
stonicus     
Hey notewriter, if the cops figure out who did it, they will rat you out too. Then you get to go to jail with the reputation as a squeeler. Have fun!

26 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
Panatheist     
Its flint, they wont bother investigating, too busy chasing after black on black murders

26 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
Debeo Summa Credo     

Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...


Hysterical.

26 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
Klom Dark     

NameDot: cedarpark: [cdn.eurweb.com image 635x425]
RIP Robert Hegyes

nice hair, no snark, just being nice


I thought the same thing, except thought it would be nicer if he took it out to Robert Plant length.

26 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
Isildur     

Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

Hysterical.



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That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference.
Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?)

26 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
ThighsofGlory     

Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

Hysterical.


[i.imgur.com image 197x151]
That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference.
Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?)


You might be.

26 Nov 2012 08:49 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

NameDot: cedarpark: [cdn.eurweb.com image 635x425]
RIP Robert Hegyes

nice hair, no snark, just being nice


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All i got.

26 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
Alleyoop     
Got 'em.

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26 Nov 2012 09:59 PM
jbrad47128     
Yes I"m old. I remember that from Kotter

26 Nov 2012 10:12 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

jbrad47128: Yes I"m old. I remember that from Kotter


You're old because you think you need to say that.

27 Nov 2012 12:44 AM
Debeo Summa Credo     

Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

Hysterical.


[i.imgur.com image 197x151]
That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference.
Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?)


No sarcasm. No beef from any unrelated thread. I'm still kind of chucking a day later as I think of your lyrics being played as the person arrives to a burgled home. I dunno, sometimes I have a weird sense of humor and I think certain things are funnier than they are to others.

27 Nov 2012 08:48 PM
Isildur     

Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Debeo Summa Credo: Isildur: Welcome back, your things were all taken out...

Hysterical.


[i.imgur.com image 197x151]
That seemed a rather odd singling-out of an innocuous post playing on the submitter's reference.
Whence the sarcasm? (Bad mood? Carrying over a beef from some unrelated thread?)

No sarcasm. No beef from any unrelated thread. I'm still kind of chucking a day later as I think of your lyrics being played as the person arrives to a burgled home. I dunno, sometimes I have a weird sense of humor and I think certain things are funnier than they are to others.



Oops. I apologize for misinterpreting you, then. I'm gad you enjoyed it. :)

28 Nov 2012 03:55 AM
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