| Today's Fark-ready headline: Germany to ban sex with animals after huge rise in farm yard 'pimping'
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| L.D. Ablo
Wow. After some looking, I guess this "ZETA" is a real group, as odd as it may seem.
| The Angry Hand of God
"But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA - Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment - vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality."
ZETA vs. PETA. Round 1. Fight!
Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?
| The Southern Logic Company
Stupid anti-pimping laws
This farm yard pimping-
Is it easy?
Wait, "Erotic Zoos" are a thing?
So ZETA is like the NAMBLA of bestiality. Hmmm. I need to carry a marker around and write a Z on the P where ever I see PETA.
| Lt. Cheese Weasel
Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?
This week on "Pimp my Flock"....
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?
It could be worse. At least Romney wasn't elected
A zoophile group called ZETA?
//SOH CAH TOA
We nuked the wrong Axis power ...
| Galloping Galoshes
The black bar disguising the victim's identity was a touch of genius.
| Sofa King Smart
The Angry Hand of God: "But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA - Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment - vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality."
as a fark scientist I'm intrigued by the hypothetical 'battle' of a group of typically naked vegetarians versus a not dissimilar group of odd 'animal lovers' so I for one would like to see this 'battle'... meanwhile, I'll be in my lab.
Leeds: This farm yard pimping-
Heavy Petting Zoo
*waits for the Family Research Council to blame this on the gays*
abhorrent1: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x379]
at least post a cute one. sheesh!
Soft and Fluffy
I must have a hangover from Thanksgiving: I am imagining a Tyrolean hat, but with a gigantic (brush) feather. That's what the pimp must wear!
Damn, Germany, you weren't content with the creepy poop fetish and had to take it up a notch?
| Prevailing Wind
browntimmy: Damn, Germany, you weren't content with the creepy poop fetish and had to take it up a notch?
To be fair they did stop off at "cannibal hook ups" for awhile.
So... They are saying they want to reinstate the law... Does this mean that someone actually got this law repealed in the first place? How do you bring that up in a meeting?
Somacandra: Wow. After some looking, I guess this "ZETA" is a real group, as odd as it may seem.
I had to click on the link. I didn't want to, but like a slow moving car wreck, I just couldn't look away.
This will show up in a criminal trial/Job background search, someday, guaranteed.
Unless I have the same forensic investigator as Casey Anthony. Saved by Chrome!!
BTW the sites counter indicates a greater than 10 fold increase in traffic today....I doubt I was the only Farker to visit!!!
Was a Nazi Law.
| Current Resident
What straight male doesn't want a little young, wet, beaver?
| Odd Bird
ZETA? NFW.,..(reads areticle)...sonuvabiatch
SultanofSchwing: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]
FTFY (though w/ minimal skills...
AgentKGB: Mind bleach
| Pennsylvania Dutch Oven
What the fark is wrong with German people!?!
Loving ewe is easy 'cause you're beautiful,
And making love with ewe is all I wanna do.
Loving ewe is more then just a dream come true,
And everything that I do, is out of loving ewe.
La la la la la, la la la la la...
Snake garters, studded dog collars - for mice
//I'm putting in my two weeks notice, I can't work here anymore
Llamas and goats aren't exactly "exotic" animals. That'd be a pretty boring zoo whether you're boning the animals or not.
There goes my European vacation.
| Contribution Corsair
Another business model the govts around the world keep trying to restrict from me. Swear I'm going to have to turn to crime.
| Current Resident
Raw_fishFood: Llamas and goats aren't exactly "exotic" animals. That'd be a pretty boring zoo whether you're boning the animals or not.
| Commissioner for Oaths
That llama was totally asking for it. Should have SEEN the way it sashayed around in that pen.
1. The Bundestag wants to outlaw zoophilia.
3. There is a zoophile community.
4. It is possible to contact a barnyard pimp to engage in animal sex.
5. This fact is widely known among the community mentioned in item 3.
6. This fact is also so widespread that it has annoyed police. So much so in fact that they have asked legislators to stop it.
7. The community in item 3 has a name and a spokesman.
8. That spokesman's name is Michael Kiok.
9. Michael Kiok just went on record in a national newspaper as saying that he thinks he should be allowed to continue having intercourse with animals.
10. Item 9 used the word "continue"
...and I figure I'm maybe half-done here.
This is displayed next to the article:
Pimp my Pet?
Get to use this one again.
weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 498x280]
Applejack? Seriously? If you're selling your dignity at least go for a better character.
/I'm just mad
//you beat me to posting that
| Fark Rye For Many Whores
Fiftieth time's the charm, right? Let's see if I can not get banned for horse porn this time.
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