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26 Nov 2012 02:08 PM   |   7397 clicks   |   The Sun
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L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
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26 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
Wow. After some looking, I guess this "ZETA" is a real group, as odd as it may seem.

26 Nov 2012 01:51 PM
The Angry Hand of God     
"But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA - Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment - vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality."

ZETA vs. PETA. Round 1. Fight!

26 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
SweetSaws     
Their birthrate is going to drop to 0 since humans are animals. Also, if it's illegal to fark humans, would that mean you can't even fark yourself?

26 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
The Southern Logic Company     
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Stupid anti-pimping laws

26 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
Leeds     
This farm yard pimping-

Is it easy?

26 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
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26 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
SultanofSchwing     
Wait, "Erotic Zoos" are a thing?

26 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
cgraves67     
So ZETA is like the NAMBLA of bestiality. Hmmm. I need to carry a marker around and write a Z on the P where ever I see PETA.

26 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?

26 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
abhorrent1     
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/fap?

26 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
ObscureNameHere     
This week on "Pimp my Flock"....

26 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
schoolbread     

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Does this mean Obamatards will stop farking that chicken?


It could be worse. At least Romney wasn't elected

26 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
Millennium     
A zoophile group called ZETA?

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Disapproves.

/obscure?
//SOH CAH TOA

26 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
lethalracer     
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26 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
GRCooper     
We nuked the wrong Axis power ...

26 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
Galloping Galoshes    [TotalFark]  
The black bar disguising the victim's identity was a touch of genius.

26 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
Sofa King Smart     

The Angry Hand of God: "But pro-zoophilia campaign group ZETA - Zoophiles Commitment to Tolerance and Enlightenment - vowed to challenge any ban on bestiality."

ZETA vs. PETA. Round 1. Fight!


as a fark scientist I'm intrigued by the hypothetical 'battle' of a group of typically naked vegetarians versus a not dissimilar group of odd 'animal lovers' so I for one would like to see this 'battle'... meanwhile, I'll be in my lab.

26 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
CygnusDarius     

Leeds: This farm yard pimping-

Is it easy?


It ain't.

26 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
SultanofSchwing     
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26 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
Heavy Petting Zoo

26 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
xaratherus     
*waits for the Family Research Council to blame this on the gays*

26 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
strapp3r     

abhorrent1: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x379] 

/fap?


at least post a cute one. sheesh!

26 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
Brick-House     

abhorrent1:  

/fap?


Soft and Fluffy

26 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
signaljammer     
I must have a hangover from Thanksgiving: I am imagining a Tyrolean hat, but with a gigantic (brush) feather. That's what the pimp must wear!

26 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
AgentKGB     
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Mind bleach

26 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
browntimmy     
Damn, Germany, you weren't content with the creepy poop fetish and had to take it up a notch?

26 Nov 2012 02:23 PM
Prevailing Wind    [TotalFark]  
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did we?

26 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
whither_apophis     

browntimmy: Damn, Germany, you weren't content with the creepy poop fetish and had to take it up a notch?


To be fair they did stop off at "cannibal hook ups" for awhile.

26 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
philotech     
So... They are saying they want to reinstate the law... Does this mean that someone actually got this law repealed in the first place? How do you bring that up in a meeting?

26 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
Butthurted     

Somacandra: Wow. After some looking, I guess this "ZETA" is a real group, as odd as it may seem.


I had to click on the link. I didn't want to, but like a slow moving car wreck, I just couldn't look away.
This will show up in a criminal trial/Job background search, someday, guaranteed.
Unless I have the same forensic investigator as Casey Anthony. Saved by Chrome!!

BTW the sites counter indicates a greater than 10 fold increase in traffic today....I doubt I was the only Farker to visit!!!

26 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
SultanofSchwing     
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph _175#Version_of_June_28.2C_1935

Was a Nazi Law.

26 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
What straight male doesn't want a little young, wet, beaver?
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26 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
Odd Bird     
ZETA? NFW.,..(reads areticle)...sonuvabiatch

SultanofSchwing: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]


FTFY (though w/ minimal skills...
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AgentKGB: Mind bleach


Thank you

26 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
Pennsylvania Dutch Oven     
What the fark is wrong with German people!?!

26 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
Grapple     
Loving ewe is easy 'cause you're beautiful,
And making love with ewe is all I wanna do.
Loving ewe is more then just a dream come true,
And everything that I do, is out of loving ewe.

La la la la la, la la la la la...


Link

26 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
KOS-MOS     
Snake garters, studded dog collars - for mice
/Udderly erotic
//I'm putting in my two weeks notice, I can't work here anymore

26 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
Raw_fishFood     
Llamas and goats aren't exactly "exotic" animals. That'd be a pretty boring zoo whether you're boning the animals or not.

26 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
doczoidberg     
Damn.

There goes my European vacation.

26 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
weltallica     
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eeew.

26 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
Contribution Corsair     
Another business model the govts around the world keep trying to restrict from me. Swear I'm going to have to turn to crime.

26 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
Current Resident    [TotalFark]  

Raw_fishFood: Llamas and goats aren't exactly "exotic" animals. That'd be a pretty boring zoo whether you're boning the animals or not.


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26 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
Commissioner for Oaths     
That llama was totally asking for it. Should have SEEN the way it sashayed around in that pen.

26 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
ferretman    [TotalFark]  
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26 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
Flakeloaf     
1. The Bundestag wants to outlaw zoophilia.
2. Again.
3. There is a zoophile community.
4. It is possible to contact a barnyard pimp to engage in animal sex.
5. This fact is widely known among the community mentioned in item 3.
6. This fact is also so widespread that it has annoyed police. So much so in fact that they have asked legislators to stop it.
7. The community in item 3 has a name and a spokesman.
8. That spokesman's name is Michael Kiok.
9. Michael Kiok just went on record in a national newspaper as saying that he thinks he should be allowed to continue having intercourse with animals.
10. Item 9 used the word "continue"

...and I figure I'm maybe half-done here.

26 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
gerbilpox     
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Pimp my Pet?

26 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
jtown     
Get to use this one again.

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26 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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26 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
kitsuneymg     

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 498x280]

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eeew.


Applejack? Seriously? If you're selling your dignity at least go for a better character.

/I'm just mad
//you beat me to posting that

26 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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Fiftieth time's the charm, right? Let's see if I can not get banned for horse porn this time.

26 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
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