you should have read the contract

Thread is useless without before and after pics.

The types of -- medically unnecessary -- procedures falling under the category of female genital cosmetic surgery (FGCS) included hymenoplasty, labiaplasty, "G-spot" amplication, and vaginal "rejuvenation" (the study's authors chose to put those certain words in quotations).

Moar power! MOAR!!

Ladies, all vaginas are beautiful. We're just happy to be there.

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snert

I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

Designa Vagina - sounds like a great band name.

I'm sure I can speak for the rest of the fark male populace when I say if a woman doesn't sport the latest Tera Patrick model its game over. I mean really who wants to stick their junk in average looking poon?

♫ In my mind I'm designin' a vagina... ♫

hymenoplasty

Ok, there's literally no upside to this.

Raharu: Thread is useless without before and after pics.

Here's a BBC documentary on the subject. NSFW

I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

The sites tend to call attention to "labial hypertrophy," for example, which is not a medically defined condition.

I prefer the term, "Roast Beef Sandwich" vagina!

Meh...bunch of pussies.

NutWrench: The sites tend to call attention to "labial hypertrophy," for example, which is not a medically defined condition.

I prefer the term, "Roast Beef Sandwich" vagina!

Ham. Wallet.

NutWrench: Roast Beef Sandwich"

ThatGuyGreg: Ham. Wallet.

We covered this not too long ago.

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral.

Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina


That was some kind of monologue, subby.

I like a big fat pussy. I want it to look like a poorly packed suitcase. Like a basset hound with a miner's helmet.

Some pornstars (mainly the MILFs) get their vagina reupholstered because all the banging gets it loose and droopy.

slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

"Yes, I'll have the snapper!"

A designer vagina. Really.

So, ladies, how do you show it off? Walk down the street with a Coach trademark dangling from your fly? Better yet, an Oldham? Do you wear a sign on your jeans emblazoned with "There's a Wang inside"?

You mean...

coitus?

Could have been worse....

Vagina Dentata

/guuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Before cheese and after.

Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?

Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.

Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

You guys talking about vagina?

I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? kindaNorth Carolina?

Something smells fishy about this procedure...

GoldDude: Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?

Who WANTS a scrotal wrinkle reduction?

/it sounds uncomfortable

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

you can have a seat over there...

ChipNASA: Could have been worse....

Vagina Dentata

/guuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Only a matter of time...

SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

I got a Jackson Pollock

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

Is this where I link the latest Garfunkel&Oates video, or do I just quote the lyrics?

kid_icarus: The types of -- medically unnecessary -- procedures falling under the category of female genital cosmetic surgery (FGCS) included hymenoplasty, labiaplasty, "G-spot" amplication, and vaginal "rejuvenation" (the study's authors chose to put those certain words in quotations).

Moar power! MOAR!!

You'll be thankful when your lady doesn't stall out over the town pond while being chased by local vaginally enhanced superwomen.

 

/Hot as the first Jennifer
//Something something four stroke engine
///Please stop using slashies to improve the playground ladies.

Eet's pronounced 'vajiña'.

"Vagina" is one of those words that just seems awkward in its plural form.

Probably just get banned if I post anything so I am going back to the politics tab

Ladies, there's nothing wrong with your vagina. Labia are nice. Guys like them. I myself prefer some meat drapes over a boring slit. And if you can't trust the opinion of a guy on the internet referring to your love pie as...well, love pie, who can you trust?

The 'Wide Open and Unregulated' Marketing of Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery

They're doing it wrong.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

you can have a seat over there...

No! Do you see it? Here's the beauty of this procedure. You can put a 14 y.o. 'tang on a 25 y.o. chick! You can do it and it's legal.

What the HELL does "Pete Well's review of Guy Fieri's new Times Square restaurant" have to do with this article?!

Muta: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

you can have a seat over there...

No! Do you see it? Here's the beauty of this procedure. You can put a 14 y.o. 'tang on a 25 y.o. chick! You can do it and it's legal.

What 14 year old is going to agree with that swap?

My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?