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   Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina

26 Nov 2012 02:44 PM   |   15294 clicks   |   The Atlantic
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cretinbob     

26 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
Raharu     
Thread is useless without before and after pics.

26 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
kid_icarus     
The types of -- medically unnecessary -- procedures falling under the category of female genital cosmetic surgery (FGCS) included hymenoplasty, labiaplasty, "G-spot" amplication, and vaginal "rejuvenation" (the study's authors chose to put those certain words in quotations).

Moar power! MOAR!!

26 Nov 2012 01:43 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
Ladies, all vaginas are beautiful. We're just happy to be there.

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26 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate     
More: PSA, absence of evidence, Googles, vaginas, riding horses, female genitalia, Guy Fieri

snert

26 Nov 2012 01:53 PM
Lupine Chemist     
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26 Nov 2012 01:59 PM
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

26 Nov 2012 01:59 PM
Elzar     
Designa Vagina - sounds like a great band name.

I'm sure I can speak for the rest of the fark male populace when I say if a woman doesn't sport the latest Tera Patrick model its game over. I mean really who wants to stick their junk in average looking poon?

26 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
♫ In my mind I'm designin' a vagina... ♫

26 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
exick    [TotalFark]  
hymenoplasty

Ok, there's literally no upside to this.

26 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  

Raharu: Thread is useless without before and after pics.


Here's a BBC documentary on the subject. NSFW

26 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate     

I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.


I got a Hieronymus Bosch.

26 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
NutWrench     
The sites tend to call attention to "labial hypertrophy," for example, which is not a medically defined condition.

I prefer the term, "Roast Beef Sandwich" vagina!

26 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
tnpir     
Meh...bunch of pussies.

26 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
ThatGuyGreg     

NutWrench: The sites tend to call attention to "labial hypertrophy," for example, which is not a medically defined condition.

I prefer the term, "Roast Beef Sandwich" vagina!


Ham. Wallet.

26 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  

NutWrench: Roast Beef Sandwich"


ThatGuyGreg: Ham. Wallet.


We covered this not too long ago
.

26 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral.

26 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

Unbelievably, women seeking a "designer vagina" are misled by people without vaginas into thinking they'll get a new and improved vagina but they really end up with just a regular old vagina. Vagina


That was some kind of monologue, subby.

26 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
The Angry Hand of God     
I like a big fat pussy. I want it to look like a poorly packed suitcase. Like a basset hound with a miner's helmet.

26 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
LegacyDL     
Some pornstars (mainly the MILFs) get their vagina reupholstered because all the banging gets it loose and droopy.

26 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
SirEattonHogg     
slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.

26 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
WhoopAssWayne     
"Yes, I'll have the snapper!"

26 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
Galloping Galoshes     
A designer vagina. Really.

So, ladies, how do you show it off? Walk down the street with a Coach trademark dangling from your fly? Better yet, an Oldham? Do you wear a sign on your jeans emblazoned with "There's a Wang inside"?

26 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
Billy Bathsalt     
You mean...

coitus?

26 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
ChipNASA     
Could have been worse....

Vagina Dentata

/guuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

26 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
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Before cheese and after.

26 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
GoldDude     
Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?

26 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
MoronLessOff     
Ladies, before considering cosmetic surgery, you really should get an outside opinion. For anyone considering such a procedure, I would be more than happy to offer a free assessment of the concerned area to determine whether or not the procedure would be beneficial. All materials provided will remain confidential.

26 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
Muta     

Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.


Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

26 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
Tat'dGreaser     
You guys talking about vagina?

26 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? kindaNorth Carolina?

26 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
Ooba Tooba    [TotalFark]  
Something smells fishy about this procedure...

26 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

GoldDude: Sure designer vaginas are a piece of cake. But who will do the wrinkle reduction procedure for the scrotum?


Who WANTS a scrotal wrinkle reduction?

/it sounds uncomfortable

26 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
kungfu jesus with a side of lime     

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.


you can have a seat over there...

26 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
WhoopAssWayne     

ChipNASA: Could have been worse....

Vagina Dentata

/guuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Only a matter of time...

26 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
PerilousApricot     

SirEattonHogg: slayer199

2012-11-26 02:34:19 PM

I feel the same way about this as I do breast enhancement...leave that shiat alone. Ladies, your vaginas are beautiful as they are...no surgery is necessary....but please, please, please...wax your nether regions. I don't like looking like I fell of a bike and skinned my chin after a long session of giving oral


Or leave it au natural. Hairy is back.


I'm normally generous with using my mouth, but nobody likes a gorillas sandwich. It's really distracting to have to stop and sneeze.

26 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
StashMonster     

God Is My Co-Pirate: I_C_Weener: I wanted a Georgia O'Keefe but I got a Picasso.

I got a Hieronymus Bosch.


I got a Jackson Pollock

26 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
Odd Bird     

Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.


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26 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
Kyosuke     
Is this where I link the latest Garfunkel&Oates video, or do I just quote the lyrics?

26 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
InitialCommentGuy     

kid_icarus: The types of -- medically unnecessary -- procedures falling under the category of female genital cosmetic surgery (FGCS) included hymenoplasty, labiaplasty, "G-spot" amplication, and vaginal "rejuvenation" (the study's authors chose to put those certain words in quotations).

Moar power! MOAR!!


You'll be thankful when your lady doesn't stall out over the town pond while being chased by local vaginally enhanced superwomen.

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/Hot as the first Jennifer
//Something something four stroke engine
///Please stop using slashies to improve the playground ladies.

26 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
Dahnkster     
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Eet's pronounced 'vajiña'.

26 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
middleoftheday    [TotalFark]  
"Vagina" is one of those words that just seems awkward in its plural form.

26 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
monoski     
Probably just get banned if I post anything so I am going back to the politics tab

26 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
swahnhennessy     
Ladies, there's nothing wrong with your vagina. Labia are nice. Guys like them. I myself prefer some meat drapes over a boring slit. And if you can't trust the opinion of a guy on the internet referring to your love pie as...well, love pie, who can you trust?

26 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     
The 'Wide Open and Unregulated' Marketing of Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery

They're doing it wrong.

26 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
Muta     

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

you can have a seat over there...


No! Do you see it? Here's the beauty of this procedure. You can put a 14 y.o. 'tang on a 25 y.o. chick! You can do it and it's legal.

26 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
buntz     
What the HELL does "Pete Well's review of Guy Fieri's new Times Square restaurant" have to do with this article?!

26 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     

Muta: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Muta: Elzar: Tera Patrick model its game over.

Why Tera Patrick? You could drive a truck through that thing. I'd pic some chick from a Disney channel teeny-bopper show.

you can have a seat over there...

No! Do you see it? Here's the beauty of this procedure. You can put a 14 y.o. 'tang on a 25 y.o. chick! You can do it and it's legal.


What 14 year old is going to agree with that swap?

26 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
UsikFark    [TotalFark]  
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26 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
the_end_is_rear     
My buddies wife works at a plastic surgery place in out town (Roseville, CA) and you not believe the amount of girls (age 18-19) coming in there to get their flowers prettied up. I am always wondering who told them they do not look up to par? Are they watching porns and getting the idea that theirs do not look so hot?

26 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
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