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27 Nov 2012 09:04 AM   |   4035 clicks   |   BBC
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ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  
FTA: A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python, an autopsy has found.

Well, this was nothing but a fantastic idea all the way around.

27 Nov 2012 01:18 AM
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Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
Wow. That took a month to figure out?

27 Nov 2012 01:23 AM
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OregonVet    [TotalFark]  
I larfed.

27 Nov 2012 07:58 AM
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I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
Was it his own? I mean you can't dust for cockroaches

27 Nov 2012 08:23 AM
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Cythraul     
avocadoexplosion.files.wordpress.com

27 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
I think Darwin would be so immensely disgusted by this even HE wouldn't want his name on it. Seriously, this is the most disgusting disgustingness with 15% more disgustingness that is more disgusting. I can barely type this without projectile barfing myself. And I sure as hell am not clicking on the actual story.

27 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Do they know whose vomit it was?

27 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
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Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  
Forget the Florida tag, submitter? This is the type of thing that's endemic to Florida.

27 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

I_C_Weener: Was it his own? I mean you can't dust for cockroaches


Dammit.

27 Nov 2012 09:10 AM
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funzyr     

Somacandra: I think Darwin would be so immensely disgusted by this even HE wouldn't want his name on it. Seriously, this is the most disgusting disgustingness with 15% more disgustingness that is more disgusting. I can barely type this without projectile barfing myself. And I sure as hell am not clicking on the actual story.


I think this sums it up for me.

27 Nov 2012 09:10 AM
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GBB     
There was a dumb redneck who swallowed a cockroach,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him,
He swallowed the cockroach to win the snake,
I don't know why he wanted to win the snake,
Perhaps he'll die?

27 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

Ambivalence


Wow. That took a month to figure out?


The staff at the coroner's office facepalmed so hard they knocked themselves out. Each time they regained consciousness and remembered what they were doing they facepalmed again.

27 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
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Nurglitch     
I like the way we've turned a cry for attention in the playground into the pinnacle of human cultural achievement. Now make with the Family Guy barfing pics.

27 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
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Hobodeluxe     

I_C_Weener: Was it his own? I mean you can't dust for cockroaches


bullshiat

www.spincentral.org

27 Nov 2012 09:13 AM
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Cythraul     

Nurglitch: I like the way we've turned a cry for attention in the playground into the pinnacle of human cultural achievement. Now make with the Family Guy barfing pics.


1.bp.blogspot.com

If you insist.

27 Nov 2012 09:14 AM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  
Couldn't find what I was looking for, but this is close enough...

ihatepeacocks.com

27 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
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Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
Cockroach Vomit.

27 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
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shpritz     

ambassador_ahab: FTA: A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python, an autopsy has found.

Well, this was nothing but a fantastic idea all the way around.


That python should consider himself lucky.

27 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
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abhorrent1     
A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python

WTF? Can't you just go out in your yard and pick one up in Florida?

27 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
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Slam Dunkz     
This story really bugs me.

27 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
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Solty Dog    [TotalFark]  

27 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
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ko_kyi     

dittybopper: Do they know whose vomit it was?


You can't really dust for vomit.

27 Nov 2012 09:32 AM
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karnal     
I wonder what the coroner's first clue was?
4.bp.blogspot.com

27 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
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Random Anonymous Blackmail     
I just found a worse way of going out than drowning in a porta-potty.

27 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
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telejester     
Darwin for the win

27 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
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Rich Cream     
I need an Irony rating over here. He choked to death on the bugs he was killing. There's some natural justice and a reversal of actions.

/must be ironic since the tag wasn't used...
//I make my own definitions tyvm

27 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
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fat boy     
Welcome to Joe's esophagus.

27 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

abhorrent1: A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python

WTF? Can't you just go out in your yard and pick one up in Florida?


If you live in S. Florida, you pretty much can, actually.

27 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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Uncle Pim     

Ambivalence: Wow. That took a month to figure out?


They should have gotten these guys to do the investigation:
i.ytimg.com

/eww

27 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
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justanotherfarkinfarker     
I'd imagine it took a month because it's FL and you have a ton of asshats dying in odd ways, so you have a backlog of these things.

/what kind of fatty was this guy that he can't choke back a little vomit and keep going.
//Wasn't there a fat guy with a frickin half of a Wendy's spoon stuck in his lung.

27 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
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Fubegra     
Upton Pratt unavailable for comment.

/the bugs got his tongue

27 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
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Old Man Winter     
He died doing what he loved, so it don;t bug me.

27 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
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digitalrain     

karnal: I wonder what the coroner's first clue was?
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]


DUDE! Don't do shiat like that. Blech. Roaches just creep me right the hell out.

Spiders I can handle. Snakes? Love 'em. But let a roach skitter past me and I'm
all like the "eek a mouse!" lady on Tom & Jerry that you only ever see from the
knees down.

27 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
some dead guys have funerals where small groups of people burst out laughing at the dead guy throughout the entire evening. don't be that dead guy.

27 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
Do I have to say it?

api.ning.com

27 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
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Joelogon    [TotalFark]  
Suspect identified:

i.imgur.com

/stubmitter

27 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
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Sweaty Dynamite     
Looks like that caddie scholarship is back up for grabs.

27 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
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mithras_angel     
David St. Hubbins, Derek Smalls and Nigel Tufnel could not be reached at press time for a comment concerning the death of their latest drummer.

27 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
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Valiente     
It was that anal-tattoo chick, amirite?

27 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
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uberaverage     
However it happened, he was a good caddie and a good kid. obscure!

27 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
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Jument     

funzyr: Somacandra: I think Darwin would be so immensely disgusted by this even HE wouldn't want his name on it. Seriously, this is the most disgusting disgustingness with 15% more disgustingness that is more disgusting. I can barely type this without projectile barfing myself. And I sure as hell am not clicking on the actual story.

I think this sums it up for me.


This. WTF and good riddance to bad rubbish.

27 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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DSummZZZ     
img.photobucket.com

27 Nov 2012 03:43 PM
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vrax     
At one point in his life, I'm pretty sure this guy said, "I'd die to have a python, man!"

27 Nov 2012 04:09 PM
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BlaqueKatt     

DSummZZZ: [img.photobucket.com image 407x407]


thanks. I've been staring at that for 5 full minutes now.....I'm beginning to think my screenname may be accurate.....

/mew
//bat bat
///oooo shiny!

27 Nov 2012 06:23 PM
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Brick-House     
So instead of a python, he won a Darwin? But what's more important, society as a whole is the real winner.

27 Nov 2012 11:05 PM
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