FTA: A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python, an autopsy has found.

Well, this was nothing but a fantastic idea all the way around.

Wow. That took a month to figure out?

I larfed.

Was it his own? I mean you can't dust for cockroaches

I think Darwin would be so immensely disgusted by this even HE wouldn't want his name on it. Seriously, this is the most disgusting disgustingness with 15% more disgustingness that is more disgusting. I can barely type this without projectile barfing myself. And I sure as hell am not clicking on the actual story.

Do they know whose vomit it was?

Forget the Florida tag, submitter? This is the type of thing that's endemic to Florida.

I_C_Weener: Was it his own? I mean you can't dust for cockroaches

Dammit.

Somacandra: I think Darwin would be so immensely disgusted by this even HE wouldn't want his name on it. Seriously, this is the most disgusting disgustingness with 15% more disgustingness that is more disgusting. I can barely type this without projectile barfing myself. And I sure as hell am not clicking on the actual story.

I think this sums it up for me.

There was a dumb redneck who swallowed a cockroach,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him,
He swallowed the cockroach to win the snake,
I don't know why he wanted to win the snake,
Perhaps he'll die?

Ambivalence

Wow. That took a month to figure out?


The staff at the coroner's office facepalmed so hard they knocked themselves out. Each time they regained consciousness and remembered what they were doing they facepalmed again.

I like the way we've turned a cry for attention in the playground into the pinnacle of human cultural achievement. Now make with the Family Guy barfing pics.

I_C_Weener: Was it his own? I mean you can't dust for cockroaches

bullshiat

Nurglitch: I like the way we've turned a cry for attention in the playground into the pinnacle of human cultural achievement. Now make with the Family Guy barfing pics.



If you insist.

Couldn't find what I was looking for, but this is close enough...

Cockroach Vomit.

ambassador_ahab: FTA: A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python, an autopsy has found.

Well, this was nothing but a fantastic idea all the way around.

That python should consider himself lucky.

A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python

WTF? Can't you just go out in your yard and pick one up in Florida?

This story really bugs me.

What it may have looked like

dittybopper: Do they know whose vomit it was?

You can't really dust for vomit.

I wonder what the coroner's first clue was?

I just found a worse way of going out than drowning in a porta-potty.

Darwin for the win

I need an Irony rating over here. He choked to death on the bugs he was killing. There's some natural justice and a reversal of actions.

/must be ironic since the tag wasn't used...
^{//I make my own definitions tyvm}

Welcome to Joe's esophagus.

abhorrent1: A Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python

WTF? Can't you just go out in your yard and pick one up in Florida?

If you live in S. Florida, you pretty much can, actually.

Ambivalence: Wow. That took a month to figure out?

They should have gotten these guys to do the investigation:


/eww

I'd imagine it took a month because it's FL and you have a ton of asshats dying in odd ways, so you have a backlog of these things.

/what kind of fatty was this guy that he can't choke back a little vomit and keep going.
//Wasn't there a fat guy with a frickin half of a Wendy's spoon stuck in his lung.

Upton Pratt unavailable for comment.

/the bugs got his tongue

He died doing what he loved, so it don;t bug me.

karnal: I wonder what the coroner's first clue was?
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DUDE! Don't do shiat like that. Blech. Roaches just creep me right the hell out.

Spiders I can handle. Snakes? Love 'em. But let a roach skitter past me and I'm
all like the "eek a mouse!" lady on Tom & Jerry that you only ever see from the
knees down.

some dead guys have funerals where small groups of people burst out laughing at the dead guy throughout the entire evening. don't be that dead guy.

Do I have to say it?

Suspect identified:



/stubmitter

Looks like that caddie scholarship is back up for grabs.

David St. Hubbins, Derek Smalls and Nigel Tufnel could not be reached at press time for a comment concerning the death of their latest drummer.

It was that anal-tattoo chick, amirite?

However it happened, he was a good caddie and a good kid. obscure!

funzyr: Somacandra: I think Darwin would be so immensely disgusted by this even HE wouldn't want his name on it. Seriously, this is the most disgusting disgustingness with 15% more disgustingness that is more disgusting. I can barely type this without projectile barfing myself. And I sure as hell am not clicking on the actual story.

I think this sums it up for me.

This. WTF and good riddance to bad rubbish.

At one point in his life, I'm pretty sure this guy said, "I'd die to have a python, man!"

DSummZZZ: [img.photobucket.com image 407x407]

thanks. I've been staring at that for 5 full minutes now.....I'm beginning to think my screenname may be accurate.....

/mew
//bat bat
///oooo shiny!

So instead of a python, he won a Darwin? But what's more important, society as a whole is the real winner.