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   Popemobile now available for rental. Holds 15 passengers. Also contains telephone, viewing balcony, hidden seats for the kids

27 Nov 2012 08:41 AM   |   2790 clicks   |   Huffington Post UK
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
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27 Nov 2012 07:28 AM
give me doughnuts     
Stripper pole?

27 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
Kibbler     
What, no three-head shower?

27 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
oryx     
Why does God's representative on earth need bullet proof glass?

27 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
BitwiseShift     
Drive through nunneries will need to erect higher roofs.

27 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
DarnoKonrad     
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27 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
Skarekrough     

oryx: Why does God's representative on earth need bullet proof glass?


It's not so much for the Pope as it is for Vatican management. Installing a new Pope is a major biatch. Tons of paperwork, you end up with a backlog of cases, scheduling, and then there's the hats. Do you think anything meant to go on your head THAT big is "One SIze Fits All?" No. You're going to need a team of haberdashers and then some cross-training for the neck muscles to support the thing.

27 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
grokca    [TotalFark]  
I'm not renting it until they get the old Nazi smell out of the upholstery.

27 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
Solty Dog    [TotalFark]  

oryx: Why does God's representative on earth need bullet proof glass?


If god's plan is to kill the pope, he is going to have to do it Final Destination style.

27 Nov 2012 08:56 AM
Skarekrough     

Solty Dog: oryx: Why does God's representative on earth need bullet proof glass?

If god's plan is to kill the pope, he is going to have to do it Final Destination style.


Now there's a movie I would pay good money to see!

27 Nov 2012 09:05 AM
Edymnion     
Hidden seats for the kids, please tell me that was something Subby came up with...

27 Nov 2012 09:10 AM
saintwrathchild     

Skarekrough: Solty Dog: oryx: Why does God's representative on earth need bullet proof glass?

If god's plan is to kill the pope, he is going to have to do it Final Destination style.

Now there's a movie I would pay good money to see!


The pitch: Mouse Trap (the board game) with Rutger Hauer as that pesky Pope, chasing supple choir boy bait (Justin Bieber or Ellen Page) through a diabolical maze of Rube Goldberg death traps. Bruce Campbell supports as Cardinal Peter Ast.

27 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
The current popemobile or 'papamobile' in Italian, is armour plated after the 1981 assassination attempt on John Paul II.

maybe papa john's should rent it

27 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
WTF_Travel     
Any Madeleine McCann jokes?

27 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
MythDragon     
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I want the one with the built in dunk tank like Johnny boy is sitting in here.
But why do they keep the Pope mostly submersed in water? Do popes need to be kept moist?

27 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
DarkVader     

MythDragon: [assets.inhabitat.com image 537x358]
I want the one with the built in dunk tank like Johnny boy is sitting in here.
But why do they keep the Pope mostly submersed in water? Do popes need to be kept moist?


It's a good idea to keep them moist, it keeps the scales and horns from being quite as visible.

27 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
"I don't know who the guy is in the pointy hat, but the guy driving him is Bob."

27 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
BarleyGnome     
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the kerb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'
'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'Who's going to tell' says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kmph. (Remember, the Pope is German.)

'Please slow down, Your Holiness' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence..

The Chief then asked, 'who do you have there, the mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'A senator?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The President?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'

27 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
maxpower007     
Anyone else read that as "pedophile now available for rent?"

27 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
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