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   The elusive "cleaning fairy" of Ohio gets one year of probation and a promise she would not break into and clean homes

27 Nov 2012 10:31 AM   |   3391 clicks   |   ABC 27
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bunner     
GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!

27 Nov 2012 07:54 AM
abhorrent1     

bunner: GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!


27 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
oldfarthenry     

abhorrent1: bunner: GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!


And mine. (I'll send Mrs. Henry out for a spa day.)

27 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
hdhale     
Can I give her my sister-in-law's address? The woman is a biatch and a total pig.

27 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
freewill    [TotalFark]  
Warren says she owns a cleaning business and sometimes enters homes, cleans them and leaves a bill.

Wait, what?

27 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
Shadow Blasko     

freewill: Warren says she owns a cleaning business and sometimes enters homes, cleans them and leaves a bill.

Wait, what?


Stupid as it is... I could see that working.

"Wow, she did a really good job. Call her up and schedule an appointment for next month too"

Because.. well, people are silly.

27 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
StoPPeRmobile     
An Ohio woman dubbed the "cleaning fairy" after she broke into a home, cleaned it and left a $75 bill has been put on probation for one year.

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27 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
genner     
"She also must do 20 hours of community service."


How is that a punishment?

27 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
Evil Mackerel     

bunner: GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!


THIS!

27 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
abhorrent1     

genner: "She also must do 20 hours of community service."

How is that a punishment?


Know how I know you've never done community service?

27 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
wombatsrus     
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"I call it 'marketing'! "

27 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
Solty Dog    [TotalFark]  
Cleaning people are too judgey.

27 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

abhorrent1: genner: "She also must do 20 hours of community service."

How is that a punishment?

Know how I know you've never done community service?


I think his point was that she's already cleaning up after others without pay on a voluntary basis.

27 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
murryantoinette     
I hope her idea of community sevice doesnt get her back in trouble.

27 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
The Face Of Oblivion     
Prednisone is a hell of a drug.

27 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
another cultural observer     
Is Nixon on the $75 bill?

27 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
Frankenstorm     
More people should do this.

27 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
abhorrent1     

freewill: I think his point was that she's already cleaning up after others without pay on a voluntary basis.


Depends if she gets to choose what community service she does or if she gets assigned. It's one thing to go into someones empty house and mop the floors. Another to spend maybe three days at a homeless shelter cleaning up piss, vomit and dirty syringes. Not to mention dealing with some of the crazy-ass people that use those places.

/never had to do community service
//Know people that have though.

27 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
Anderson's Pooper    [TotalFark]  

abhorrent1: /never had to do community service
//Know people that have though.


Used to have access to the list of peopleworking their community service out at the local recycling center. depending on the names on the list, I used to not rinse out the dog food cans.

27 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
Nana's Vibrator     

oldfarthenry: abhorrent1: bunner: GIVE THIS WOMAN MY ADDRESS!

And mine.


count me in. I'd even pay the $75 as long as the grout between the bathroom and kitchen tiles are lickable after she's done.
/$40 if her work is standard.
//cash
///farkettes welcome; $100 but you have to wear the approved "traditional" maid outfit. No sweatpants.

27 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
little Jeff    [TotalFark]  
From the article it sounds like she does about an hour worth of work. $75? I don't think so.

27 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
JWideman     
No good deed goes unpunished.

27 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
Delecrious     
What happens if I don't pay the bill? Will she call the police? lololo

27 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
Marcintosh     
Susan Warren of Elyria (eh-LEER'-ee-uh)

Thanks I was wonderin' *facepalm*

27 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
Nana's Vibrator     

Delecrious: What happens if I don't pay the bill? Will she call the police? lololo


She knows where you live. Invoke the teenager rule. Someone knows where you live and you don't know where they live, you let them be, no matter how big a douche they're being. If you're not awoken to the sounds of glass shattering, you will wake up the next day with property damage. Call the authorities or leave it alone altogether.

27 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
Rhames     
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He speaks in a deep voice so as not to wake you up. Can't believe I am Weeners Sheldon

27 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Claudius16309     
Came for "Big Bang" reference, leaving satisfied.

27 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
UtileDysfunktion     
Hell, I'd leave the door unlocked.

27 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

Nana's Vibrator: Delecrious: What happens if I don't pay the bill? Will she call the police? lololo

She knows where you live. Invoke the teenager rule. Someone knows where you live and you don't know where they live, you let them be, no matter how big a douche they're being. If you're not awoken to the sounds of glass shattering, you will wake up the next day with property damage. Call the authorities or leave it alone altogether.


Ever bill I receive has an address on it.

27 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
a61sun     
Reminds me of the comic strip I saw years ago where the kid with push mower cuts a swath through his neighbor's yard and asks the neighbor to pay him to finish the job.

/that is all

27 Nov 2012 02:57 PM
Enemabag Jones     
The call to 911 must have been hilarious.

27 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
WordsnCollision     
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/count your statues

27 Nov 2012 07:21 PM
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