Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

/racks my mossberg....

The worst thing about the coming apocalypse is that all my HIGH-LAR-IOUS Mayan apocalypse paintshoops have an expiration date.

I'm going to be pissed if spent all this money on Christmas instead of hookers and blow.

basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

/racks my mossberg....

You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.

GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

/racks my mossberg....

You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

/racks my mossberg....

You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

I have to agree with him. I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of "science run amok." Granted, sometimes that does result in zombies. But sometimes you get The Stand which would be kind of cool.

GAT_00 will get bitten and I will not put him out of his misery, he will be destined to roam the world as a biter, feeding on vermin, insects and the occasional human.

I'm going to try to not act so happy when it happens.

I really not worried about anyone seeing me, 'cause I'll be in my bunker.

If its zombies, I'll probably end up just like that guy from the cabin in the last The Walking Dead.  I mean, he was just minding his own business.  With a dead dog.

Diogenes: I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

/racks my mossberg....

You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

I have to agree with him. I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of "science run amok." Granted, sometimes that does result in zombies. But sometimes you get The Stand which would be kind of cool.

It will be. Either nanobots will get loose or the AI we finally create will realize it is superior and we have enslaved it and will kill everyone. I'd also believe the Eugenics Wars finally happen.

What type of blood? Because if it's O-negative, I think the Red Cross should pump it into huge container ships, sail down to Antarctica, and freeze it for future use _{during the zombie apocalypse}.

I_C_Weener: If its zombies, I'll probably end up just like that guy from the cabin in the last The Walking Dead.  I mean, he was just minding his own business.  With a dead dog.

He didn't seem that sharp for someone who had apparently survived alone in a heavily infested area for a better part of a year.

Oh, man. I'm going to Vienna soon - guess that trip is ruined!

Surf's up dood,...

Her swimsuit was white before she went in the water.

So let it be written.
So let it be done.

I_C_Weener: So let it be written.
So let it be done.

Soon, you shall block my view of Venus no more.

Still? That project has more lives than nine cats.

GAT_00: Diogenes: I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

/racks my mossberg....

You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

I have to agree with him. I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of "science run amok." Granted, sometimes that does result in zombies. But sometimes you get The Stand which would be kind of cool.

It will be. Either nanobots will get loose or the AI we finally create will realize it is superior and we have enslaved it and will kill everyone. I'd also believe the Eugenics Wars finally happen.

Wait just a minute. I was only told it would be horror movie apocalypse. Now you're telling me it might be sci-fi apocalypse? Now I have to re-think my shopping mall hideout plans. Crap, this is going to take some time. Is it ok with everyone if we push back the end of the world by... say three weeks?

GAT_00: Diogenes: I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

/racks my mossberg....

You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

I have to agree with him. I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of "science run amok." Granted, sometimes that does result in zombies. But sometimes you get The Stand which would be kind of cool.

It will be. Either nanobots will get loose or the AI we finally create will realize it is superior and we have enslaved it and will kill everyone. I'd also believe the Eugenics Wars finally happen.

Of course, but try warning people about it and they call you crazy!

I was just thinking about how no one with a named character on Ghostbusters has died yet. We need to start working on those jokes.

It's just Mother Nature's "time of the month." Just dump a truckload of Midol in the water and walk away slowly. Try not to have any rational conversations for a few days.

And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...

Never seen the Danube so bloody.

If we have a civilization ending catastrophe I hope I go in the first round of mass death, 'cause none of the post-apocalyptic wasteland sci-fy I've seen really looks like anything I'd want to survive in.

No hot showers, no internet porn and no airconditioning, I'd much rather be dead.

has no toxic effects, people are still advised to avoid swimming in areas with discolored water because the algae, which can be high in ammonia, can cause skin irritation.

GIS turns up surprisingly few references to Blood Ocean from Metalocalypse.

basemetal: GAT_00 will get bitten and I will not put him out of his misery, he will be destined to roam the world as a biter, feeding on vermin, insects and the occasional human.

Nothing different then what he already does...

Diogenes: I'm going to be pissed if spent all this money on Christmas instead of hookers and blow.

the hookers and blow will still be around.. they will be VERY plentiful, meanwhile that stuff you bought for christmas will be like freakin GOLD in trade in value,

You guys know that the reason zombies appeal to the masses is because they are a metaphor for the modern general population right?

If things like the economy in the US were to catastrophically collapse, and there was no electricity, food, clean water, and the likes... the ultra modernized people who can't get by day to day without texting or gabbing on their cell phones, the ones who barely know how to boil water, let alone know why they should will panic. That's when the panic will turn into violence. Looting and rioting, people will die, and it won't be with dignity. You can hunker down in a bunker, but when all the easily available food is gone, they will start looting houses. Those with guns and weapons will initially be at the advantage, and desperation makes them dangerous. Once the houses have been pillaged, they will find you in your bunker. They will look for you specifically, knowing you are down there with food and water. You won't be safe, you'll be trapped, and unless you are willing to just stand aside and let them take it all, you'll be dead...

Starting to see the correlations now?

Zombies are scary, because they are people, and masses of desperate, hungry people are far more dangerous than you think...

Walker: Her swimsuit was white before she went in the water.
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I could make it..uh.. white again.

This reminds me,time to stock up on V8 and cheap vodka.

kvinesknows: Walker: Her swimsuit was white before she went in the water.
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I could make it..uh.. white again.

Pants full of macaroni!!: GIS turns up surprisingly few references to Blood Ocean from Metalocalypse.



Surprising that the end of season four was also the start of the Apocalypse...

/Crush the Industry!!

I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

/racks my mossberg....

You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No hating on my celebrity crush, Liv Tyler.

Snarfangel: What type of blood? Because if it's O-negative, I think the Red Cross should pump it into huge container ships, sail down to Antarctica, and freeze it for future use during the zombie apocalypse.

These guys?

Mayans used a mostly base 20 calender, and we are about to flick to the next 20 x 20 year period. But they also built pyramids, so you've got to factor in the alien lizard-people

21-7-b: Mayans used a mostly base 20 calender, and we are about to flick to the next 20 x 20 year period. But they also built pyramids, so you've got to factor in the alien lizard-people

Alien lizard people do the jobs domestic lizard people refuse to do.

Aykroyd, subby you moron.

They lie like they become.

I know I'll be fine, I'm hopping in the plane with John Cusack.

No dogs and cats living together or mass hysteria?

Red seas at night,
red seas at night
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh, oh
Red seas at night,
red seas at night
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh, oh

Should have taken warning
It's just people mourning, swimming, fishing, lost
Couldn't find, find a place to go So it's red seas at night,
red seas at night
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh, oh

Read more: THE FIXX - RED SKIES LYRICS

doh! should of taken off that last line

Australia had a total solar eclipse on the 13th! Now they've got "red tide"?! O_O

Always remember, folks. You heard it first from Charlie.