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   "...and after the swimsuit parade, we now move to the firing range to see our lovely contestants compete in the weapons stripdown, reassemble and live-fire exercise"

27 Nov 2012 11:12 AM   |   10744 clicks   |   International Business Times
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
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I'm ok with this.


/I need this thread

27 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
ChipNASA     
What a waste.
/how long has she been dead?
//You mean I still have a chance??

27 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
way south     
"Forensic examinations showed gunshot residue on her body, suggesting that he fired a weapon."

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The Stealth Hippopotamus: I need this thread




...Its all yours, buddy.

27 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
vice_magnet     
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine...

27 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
KrispyKritter     
I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one (oh no)

Stand tall, don't think small
Don't get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can't wait
Aim for the heart and fire away (No!)

27 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
Im_Gumby     
"...and after the swimsuit parade, we now move to the firing range to see our lovely contestants compete in the weapons stripdown, reassemble and live-fire exercise indoors to see our lovely contestants compete to rebuild a carburetor blindfolded."

27 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
iheartscotch     
$5 says she got shot by her drug dealing cartel boyfriend.

27 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
wippit     

vice_magnet: This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine...


My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.

27 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
CeroX     
Ugh... headline suggests hot chicks with guns thread, article however turns this thread into waste management...

27 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
advex101     
DNRTFA Gun porn?

27 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
Gr8Zen     
I submitted the CNN version of this article with the headline:

After shootout between Army and drug gang, Mexican beauty queen iS in a loa place. These shootouts are no Gamez

27 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
abhorrent1     

27 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
kumanoki     

way south: "Forensic examinations showed gunshot residue on her body, suggesting that he fired a weapon."

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The Stealth Hippopotamus: I need this thread



...Its all yours, buddy.


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27 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
TehBoognish     

27 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
LewDux    [TotalFark]  

iheartscotch: $5 says she got shot by her drug dealing cartel boyfriend.


Total*Guess

27 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
booger42     

KrispyKritter: I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one (oh no)

Stand tall, don't think small
Don't get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can't wait
Aim for the heart and fire away (No!)


oooh...Tommy Shaw - thanks for the ear worm

27 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
Prevailing Wind     

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img15.imageshack.us image 423x474]

I'm ok with this.


/I need this thread


I got this...

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27 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
Prevailing Wind     
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27 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
way south     
Right, so, in Honor of Stealth Hippopotemous, Hippope, Hippocrates (dammit, iPad, you are NOT helping)... In honor of that guy up there:
I declare this a gun girl thread.

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27 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
Prevailing Wind     
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27 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
treesloth     
Seriously? That stupid farking page autoplays 2 videos on load? WTF?

27 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
fickenchucker     
Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.

27 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
furterfan     

way south: "Forensic examinations showed gunshot residue on her body, suggesting that he fired a weapon."

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pretty darn good looking for a ladyboy


27 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
the_end_is_rear     

fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.


There is a portion of the female population out there that like to be treated like shiate and then biatch about it. But they will do it over and over again.
Just like there are guys who like to date controlling women. Rinse, repeat, rinse.....

27 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
Marcintosh     
I'm not usually good about women and weapons.
*shivers*
Thirty years ago and I'm still leery of women and weapons.

27 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
Inchoate     

fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.


LOL, because having poor judgment in boyfriends means someone deserves to be assaulted or murdered. You sure sound like a catch.

27 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
Theaetetus    [TotalFark]  

fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.


You sound like someone who has rage issues about his lack of dating power.

27 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
MeaEnjel     
I really hope there is no violence in this world...no more lives lost in vain...peace is beautiful
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27 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
Onkel Buck     
"Hey you made me drop my copy of Guns & Pussy!"

/obscure?

27 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
MeaEnjel     
I really hope there is no violence in this world...no more lives lost in vain...peace is beautiful...
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27 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
Onkel Buck     

fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.


The reason chicks aren't dating you is because they already have a pussy.

27 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Magorn    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one (oh no)

Stand tall, don't think small
Don't get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can't wait
Aim for the heart and fire away (No!)



Well, I've been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but

Bikini girls with machine guns

Bikini girls with machine guns

All this stuff will kill ya, it's all loaded with fun

Bikini girls with machine guns

27 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
Mensan     
There is only one response to a beauty queen who enjoys shooting. I'll be in my bunk.

27 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
MCStymie     

Magorn: KrispyKritter: I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one (oh no)

Stand tall, don't think small
Don't get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, I can't wait
Aim for the heart and fire away (No!)


Well, I've been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but

Bikini girls with machine guns

Bikini girls with machine guns

All this stuff will kill ya, it's all loaded with fun

Bikini girls with machine guns


+1

/You deserve a skillet full of Shortenin' Bread

27 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
LewDux    [TotalFark]  
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27 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  

Prevailing Wind: I got this...


BLESS YOU KIND SIR!

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27 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
Absurdity     
Am I the only one who read the headline and figured it was about an Israeli beauty pageant?

27 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
heili skrimsli    [TotalFark]  

way south: In honor of that guy up there:
I declare this a gun girl thread.

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Then don't try to pass off fakes as real guns. Airsoft.


For SHAME.

27 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
wingding     
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27 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
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Nice but she probably has a typical Latino temper and would go off half cocked.

27 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
CeroX     
Saw the numbers on this thread jump, hoped it was because someone would post some gunchick porn... Thank you...

To the rest of you sourpussies who want to argue about relationships... go find a different thread damnit... maybe the Fox News a few links down the list...

Keep up gentlemen...

Maybe throw in some Kari Byron pics while you're at it...

27 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  

heili skrimsli: Then don't try to pass off fakes as real guns. Airsoft.


For SHAME.



This is no where near the first time we've posted fake "guns" on here, nor the last!

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mmmm really big! and really fake!

27 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
CeroX     

Harry Freakstorm: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194] 

Nice but she probably has a typical Latino temper and would go off half cocked.


Latino's don't go off half cocked... they go off full cocked and if you're lucky you'll have half cock left...

But... they crazy in the sack and gush puddles when you give them an O...

Kind of like high risk sports... the ride is fantastic, but it could get you killed, maimed, or paralyzed, and you aren't walking away without some bruises for certain...

27 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Absurdity: Am I the only one who read the headline and figured it was about an Israeli beauty pageant?


Not until I got to this:

The Stealth Hippopotamus:

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27 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
fickenchucker     

Theaetetus: fickenchucker: Hey girls! I'm not a homicidal drug thug. Why not date someone who doesn't have power and rage issues for once?

Oh, wait...you like dating possessive bad boys and then expect us to cry when you get a beatdown or murdered?

Naw--I'm all out of giving a shiat for self-made problems.

You sound like someone who has rage issues about his lack of dating power.



Nice try. Started dating at 15, met future Mrs. Fickenchucker at 19, married at 21, and still married 22 years later.

And if she got hit by a bus and I had to date again, I would still not give a shiat about chicks who prefer to date bad boys. Maybe screw a few, but not really give a shiat.

27 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
The WindowLicker     

Inchoate: LOL, because having poor judgment in boyfriends means someone deserves to be assaulted or murdered. You sure sound like a catch.


If your poor choice in boyfriends leads to you taking part in a shootout with the Army... I think it does in fact mean that you are reaping the consequences of your actions.

27 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
the_end_is_rear     

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Oh yes........

27 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
inner ted     

way south: "Forensic examinations showed gunshot residue on her body, suggesting that he fired a weapon."

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The Stealth Hippopotamus: I need this thread



...Its all yours, buddy.


assuming that dittybopper is too busy polishing his musket to answer this one but yes - getting shot at any close range will leave residue on your bullet riddled corpse.

i'm sure there's a wiki about it

or any number of CSI: fill in the blank with a city and

"yeaaaaaaahhhh!"

27 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
heili skrimsli    [TotalFark]  

The Stealth Hippopotamus:
This is no where near the first time we've posted fake "guns" on here, nor the last!


mmmm really big! and really fake!


I wasn't referring to the tits. I was referring to that plastic piece of crap behind her ass.

27 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
inner ted     
and don't think i'm just all big fancy words

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