I'm sure this will end well. I've seen enough B-grade horror to know that they should have left the lake well alone.

Shouldn't this come with the "Cool" tag?

That is really REALLY cool.


I mean .. you know what I mean.

Looks life if there is water.. there is life.

"Aw jeez, not this shiat again."

As these creatures are not mentioned in the Bible, I'd have to say that at least 50% of Americans think that this is a conspiracy theory to promote landing strips for gay martians outside of Des Moines.

All these worlds are yours -- except Europa.

Attempt no landing there.

deffuse: I'm sure this will end well. I've seen enough B-grade horror to know that they should have left the lake well alone.

I'm going to assume that the "Syfy" channel has already aired at least three D-grade movies about this, with another seven in the works as we speak.

Life, uh... finds a way

yarr that's salty

"Life", well, you could call it that.

netizencain: As these creatures are not mentioned in the Bible, I'd have to say that at least 50% of Americans think that this is a conspiracy theory to promote landing strips for gay martians outside of Des Moines.

Do these gay Martians wax or shave their landing strips?

"ancient microbes"

/not saying it's ancient microbes, but it's ancient microbes

"If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is. "

Now, that's what I call an intelligent design.

"Life? Don't talk to me about Life."

What bacteria might look like when awoken from their peaceful slumber:

Definitely not a morning person collection of microbes.

No Time To Explain: "ancient microbes"

/not saying it's ancient microbes, but it's ancient microbes

aren't they all?

MisterLoki: Life, uh... finds a way

Um.. you know, that.. uh, um comment really makes me, um, wonder what , uh, Jeff Goldblum is, um, up to these days. 

/to the IMDB cave!

Something gets loose and screws up the global ecosystem in 5.....4.....3.....2....1....

I was expecting that this was about Lake Vostok, although the "2800" year figure should've tipped me off.

We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

Or even worse, a Ba'alhop.

So there are things living in lake Vida? Loco!

iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

Finally we can settle the argument about its wings once and for all. (It has wings)

Shadow Blasko: So there are things living in lake Vida? Loco!


Vida is the Spanish for "life".

Surprise!

Amos Quito: Shadow Blasko: So there are things living in lake Vida? Loco!


Vida is the Spanish for "life".

Surprise!

That there, thats the joke.

The Lake Vostok results should be in sometime early in 2013. I cannot wait to see what a lake the size of Lake Ontario that has been buried and isolated for 20 million years yields.

I would also pay to watch a robot with a camera swim around down there just on the off chance that something else swims by.

dittybopper: iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

Or even worse, a Ba'alhop.

I have no idea who or what that is; all google turned up was scribbledy gook.

For some reason I read that as, "buried antarctic cake."

/I probably shouldn't have skipped breakfast.

netizencain: As these creatures are not mentioned in the Bible, I'd have to say that at least 50% of Americans think that this is a conspiracy theory to promote landing strips for gay martians outside of Des Moines.

Thanks, Stuart

Amos Quito: Shadow Blasko: So there are things living in lake Vida? Loco!


Vida is the Spanish for "life".

Surprise!

tell that to Coldplay

Shadow Blasko: Amos Quito: Shadow Blasko: So there are things living in lake Vida? Loco!


Vida is the Spanish for "life".

Surprise!

That there, thats the joke.


I bow before your solar-flare predictive majesty.

Holocaust Agnostic: iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

Finally we can settle the argument about its wings once and for all. (It has wings)

With wings, or without; it's still a huge, horned fire monkey with a fire whip.

/ that would be a good band name

Time to add, "buried antarctic lake your mom's cooch, isolated for 2,800 years, devoid of light and oxygen, 5 times saltier than ocean water, and has a temperature cold enough to freeze seawater" to the list of places capable of supporting life

/badumtsshh.jpg

netizencain: As these creatures are not mentioned in the Bible, I'd have to say that at least 50% of Americans think that this is a conspiracy theory to promote landing strips for gay martians outside of Des Moines.

I don't think there are any gay martians
From what I watched on H2 they are all omni-sex or uni-sex or something like that
They like just produce a growth that forms into another one

netizencain: As these creatures are not mentioned in the Bible, I'd have to say that at least 50% of Americans think that this is a conspiracy theory to promote landing strips for gay martians outside of Des Moines.

Quiet! I'm trying to watch Mork and Mindy reruns on channel 57 while I kick back a cold Coors 16 ouncer.

" isolated for 2,800 years, devoid of light and oxygen, 5 times saltier than ocean water, and has a temperature cold enough to freeze seawater"

Sounds like subby's Mom's vagoo

/apostrophe's

And the world is supposed to end in a few weeks. Coincidence?

iheartscotch: Holocaust Agnostic: iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

Finally we can settle the argument about its wings once and for all. (It has wings)

With wings, or without; it's still a huge, horned fire monkey with a fire whip.

Not a fire monkey, fire ape.

DNRTFA but if its possible I care even less about Global Warming now.

To The Escape Zeppelin!: iheartscotch: Holocaust Agnostic: iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

Finally we can settle the argument about its wings once and for all. (It has wings)

With wings, or without; it's still a huge, horned fire monkey with a fire whip.

Not a fire monkey, fire ape.

In any case; it's some sort of fire based primate.

There is still a ton of cool shiat on this planet. And it is encouraging that more cool shiat will show up after we wiped ourselves out.

I'm hoping the next intelligent species will include these guys, because they look badass.

This is giving them hope for possible life on Europa, believe it or not.

To The Escape Zeppelin!: iheartscotch: Holocaust Agnostic: iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

Finally we can settle the argument about its wings once and for all. (It has wings)

With wings, or without; it's still a huge, horned fire monkey with a fire whip.

Not a fire monkey, fire ape.

Apes are monkeys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die

Virtuoso80: For some reason I read that as, "buried antarctic cake."

/I probably shouldn't have skipped breakfast.

I read it as "buried Antarctic cable". I saw submarines tapping that.

/Cold war relic
//'Blind Man's Bluff'

There is some potential.

iheartscotch: dittybopper: iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.

Or even worse, a Ba'alhop.

I have no idea who or what that is; all google turned up was scribbledy gook.

That's because it's obscure, and it has been ever since Miaowara Tomokato killed it at the bridge of Catzad-Düm.

/What a stud.

Did ya ever notice that every time you post, the thread dies.

/Or is that just me?

icy surface - check
super-salty - check
devoid of light and oxygen - check
cold enough to freeze seawater - check

fellow farkers, i believe they are describing an irish nun's knickers



/mortal sin for even considering nunderwear