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   All right everyone who bought shares of Facebook, your time has come: "Does Facebook have an owner? I'd like to speak to him," Zukhurov said. "Let him come here and meet me in my office"

27 Nov 2012 09:36 AM   |   7846 clicks   |   Yahoo
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ChipNASA     
Somebody set up us the bomb.
Main screen turn on.
All your base are belong to us.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Move 'ZIG'
For great justice!

27 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
eatsnackysmores     
"With this public support, a decision was taken to block this site, where some people are receiving $5,000 to $10,000 for every critical comment that they post."

wut

27 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
baldrik78     
"All right"?

27 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
Abox     
A pox on everyone posting that stupid copyright notice on Facebook.

27 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
axeeugene     

baldrik78: "All right"?


What's wrong with that?

If you mean "Shouldn't that be 'alright'?" then you are dead wrong. 'Alright' has never been anything other than a non-standard variant - in other words, incorrect.

/got up on the wrong side this morning.

27 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     

Abox: A pox on everyone posting that stupid copyright notice on Facebook.


That's cool...but this article has nothing to do with that...sooooo...yeah...

27 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
saintwrathchild     

baldrik78: "All right"?


According to many style guides (including Chicago and AP), "all right" is technically the correct way to write the term--"alright" is considered a colloquialism.

27 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     
I am sure this will work out well for him...

/proxy....who me?

27 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
doubled99     
i just assumed we all got paid thousands to post on Facebook.
You mean some of you don't?

27 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     

doubled99: i just assumed we all got paid thousands to post on Facebook.
You mean some of you don't?


I don't get out of bed for less than $5,000 per "like"

/Not on Facebook

27 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
BumpInTheNight     
...and nothing of value was lost.

27 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
baldrik78     

axeeugene: baldrik78: "All right"?

What's wrong with that?

If you mean "Shouldn't that be 'alright'?" then you are dead wrong. 'Alright' has never been anything other than a non-standard variant - in other words, incorrect.

/got up on the wrong side this morning.


saintwrathchild: baldrik78: "All right"?

According to many style guides (including Chicago and AP), "all right" is technically the correct way to write the term--"alright" is considered a colloquialism.


Look here now, usin' that city folk talk around these parts will lead to a whoopin' if'n yer not careful.

/Louisiana native
//English is a second language here
///Everything is alright.

27 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
EbolaNYC     
$5,000-$10,000 for every critical comment? FARK MAN! WHERE DO I SIGN UP???

27 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
BarkingUnicorn     

axeeugene: baldrik78: "All right"?

What's wrong with that?

If you mean "Shouldn't that be 'alright'?" then you are dead wrong. 'Alright' has never been anything other than a non-standard variant - in other words, incorrect.


The standard variant is "awright."

27 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
axeeugene     

baldrik78:
/Louisiana native
//English is a second language here
///Everything is alright.


I thought it was 'awright' down there.

Doesn't it go something like this:

"Where y'at?"
"Awright."

Never been down there, but I hear it's nice when it's not 95 degrees and 100% humidity.

I spend my days reading freshman composition essays, so all I see are errors any more. It makes for a blood-boiling life. I keep saying I should just become a pit monkey at some 15 minute oil change place or something. It might relax me a biatcheers!

27 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     

BarkingUnicorn: axeeugene: baldrik78: "All right"?

What's wrong with that?

If you mean "Shouldn't that be 'alright'?" then you are dead wrong. 'Alright' has never been anything other than a non-standard variant - in other words, incorrect.


The standard variant is "awright."


Giggity

27 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
axeeugene     
Haha.

It might relax me a *little*! Cheers!

27 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
Carousel Beast     
FTFA: "With this public support, a decision was taken to block this site, where some people are receiving $5,000 to $10,000 for every critical comment that they post."

I obviously am in the wrong line of work.

/Farkers would bankrupt this country in seconds.

27 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
Billy Bathsalt     

axeeugene: baldrik78:
/Louisiana native
//English is a second language here
///Everything is alright.

I thought it was 'awright' down there.

Doesn't it go something like this:

"Where y'at?"
"Awright."

Never been down there, but I hear it's nice when it's not 95 degrees and 100% humidity.

I spend my days reading freshman composition essays, so all I see are errors any more. It makes for a blood-boiling life. I keep saying I should just become a pit monkey at some 15 minute oil change place or something. It might relax me a biatcheers!


Shouldn't that be "all I see are errors anymore?"

27 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
digitalrain     

saintwrathchild: baldrik78: "All right"?

According to many style guides (including Chicago and AP), "all right" is technically the correct way to write the term--"alright" is considered a colloquialism.


all right, alright, aight

27 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
BolloxReader     
Sounds like they didn't kill enough people in the last revolution. Hopefully they'll be able to finish the job when they tired of the current "administration."

Probably not though. Nobody with any power in those parts care enough about their own people. Especially when one's biggest point of interest is being a waypoint on drug trafficking routes. Some people may actually have been better off under Soviet rule. At least back then they could sign up for the army and get stationed elsewhere. Now they only have one place to suffer.

27 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
Only known photograph of Zukurov's brother

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27 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
Pick     
Bill Gates is testing the email system and will pay you $264 every time you forward this to someone new......

27 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
not5am     

Carousel Beast: FTFA: "With this public support, a decision was taken to block this site, where some people are receiving $5,000 to $10,000 for every critical comment that they post."

I obviously am in the wrong line of work.

/Farkers would bankrupt this country in seconds.


i'm going to guess he means in local currency... indonesia rupiah (IDR) is like 10,000 to $1.00

27 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
axeeugene     

Billy Bathsalt:

Shouldn't that be "all I see are errors anymore?"


Depending whom you ask, either are acceptable.

Truthfully, given the blather I read daily, it's a wonder I can continue to compose intelligible English at all.

Consider the following actual example of student writing I encountered this semester:

"Here in the US we went up against slavery and woman's rights. Cannot really be that individual when to get a point across hundreds or thousands of people across to support the same idea."

And that's one of the more coherent sentences I've seen.

/Is this where I say "end threadjack"?

27 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
Mr. Toadcheese     
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