Haters gonna hate.

Hah. Some people are sewed Ents.

Sponsored by Mad Gab.

sorry i like my sex + food separate

That's getting Sofa King old

pretty we todd did

But are the burgers any good?

Onion rings made with pancake batter? Liquid nitrogen milkshakes? I'm intrigued.

/glad to see the word 'bacon' is nowhere to be found on that sign

Unless you're selling sofas, this idea is Sofa King stupid.

Come to think of it, it's Sofa King stupid anyway.

Cue the pics of Buttf**kers from Idiocracy.

Obligatory (work safe)

Haha...you say funny thing...



/Arise, chicken!

Please, Read from sheet

/you say a funny thing!

I prefer Thai. I'll be over at O Watta Goo Siam.

And the only reason people eat at Fuddruckers is to hear somebody spoonerize the name.

Also my favorite Zappa album

Jon iz teh kewl: sorry i like my sex + food separate

Did you ever see the movie Tom Jones? You Must watch this!

TehBoognish: Please, Read from sheet

/you say a funny thing!

Damn, that really was a good album.

Jon iz teh kewl: sorry i like my sex + food separate

Tenderly tenderized by the buttcrack of the apocalypse. That is what sofa king implies to me.

You can get your USDA minimum daily requirement of derp FTA comments, alone.

I still say "we tall did" enunciates better.

Mrs. Henry just put new slip covers on our sofa which means I'm not allowed to eat juicy burgers on it - or fornicate on it either.
Spillage & stains, man!

Paging Mike Hunt...Mike Hunt?

kpaxoid: But are the burgers any good?

It's no Big Kahuna Burger.

taste my burger it's the same type of quality you'd expect from the Sofa King. except it's not furniture. and you can eat it.

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Every time I went there the "I got it in the Bunghole" T-shirts were sold out.

I remember the first time I saw (or even heard of) the store. Back in the '90s. Good times.

Some 'Splainin' To Do: I prefer Thai. I'll be over at O Watta Goo Siam.

And order the Cream of sum yung gai

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And, just for good luck:

I'm going to give it a shot. The name is stupid for a burger joint, but i support it since it's gotten all the fundies panties in a bunch.

Gene Masseth!

DeathCipris: Haha...you say funny thing...

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/Arise, chicken!

YEP.
Done here.

My Dixie wrecked

"Edgy". "Racy".

The name's so edgy the Baylor student quoted in tfa had to read the flyer five times before he caught on. I guess it's more than just edgy, it's ed-jaaaaay.

Eeteetoo: My Dixie wrecked

my dixcast rated

I have an idea for their pool table room. Off-a-cue. Get it? Off-a-cue.

Master Bait Shop?

Sofa King unoriginal

Link

this is just childish, sophomoric humor that appeals to the least common denominator of humanity.

Sofa Kingdom