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   New restaurant's burgers advertised as 'sofa king juicy'

27 Nov 2012 10:23 AM   |   7638 clicks   |   WRCB
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skankboy     
Haters gonna hate.

27 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
Frankenstorm     
Hah. Some people are sewed Ents.

27 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
Solty Dog    [TotalFark]  
Sponsored by Mad Gab.

27 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
sorry i like my sex + food separate

27 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
That's getting Sofa King old

27 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
ICU812     
pretty we todd did

27 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
kpaxoid     
But are the burgers any good?

27 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
Great_Milenko     
Onion rings made with pancake batter? Liquid nitrogen milkshakes? I'm intrigued.

/glad to see the word 'bacon' is nowhere to be found on that sign

27 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
Millennium     
Unless you're selling sofas, this idea is Sofa King stupid.

Come to think of it, it's Sofa King stupid anyway.

27 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!     
Cue the pics of Buttf**kers from Idiocracy.

27 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
AgentKGB    [TotalFark]  

27 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
DeathCipris     
Haha...you say funny thing...

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/Arise, chicken!

27 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
TehBoognish     
Please, Read from sheet

/you say a funny thing!

27 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
Some 'Splainin' To Do    [TotalFark]  
I prefer Thai. I'll be over at O Watta Goo Siam.

27 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
Wellon Dowd     
And the only reason people eat at Fuddruckers is to hear somebody spoonerize the name.

27 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
rocinante721     
Also my favorite Zappa album

27 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
kimwim     

Jon iz teh kewl: sorry i like my sex + food separate


Did you ever see the movie Tom Jones? You Must watch this!

27 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
Meethos     

TehBoognish: Please, Read from sheet

/you say a funny thing!


Damn, that really was a good album.

27 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
kimwim     

Jon iz teh kewl: sorry i like my sex + food separate


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27 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
cwolf20     
Tenderly tenderized by the buttcrack of the apocalypse. That is what sofa king implies to me.

27 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
StoPPeRmobile     
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27 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
You can get your USDA minimum daily requirement of derp FTA comments, alone.

27 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
apt311     
I still say "we tall did" enunciates better.

27 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
Mrs. Henry just put new slip covers on our sofa which means I'm not allowed to eat juicy burgers on it - or fornicate on it either.
Spillage & stains, man!

27 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
enricofermi     
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27 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Paging Mike Hunt...Mike Hunt?

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27 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  

kpaxoid: But are the burgers any good?


It's no Big Kahuna Burger.

27 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
Frankenstorm     
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27 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
taste my burger it's the same type of quality you'd expect from the Sofa King. except it's not furniture. and you can eat it.

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27 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
ABQGOD     
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27 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
Solty Dog    [TotalFark]  

Frankenstorm: [www.thesaleminsider.com image 500x333]


Every time I went there the "I got it in the Bunghole" T-shirts were sold out.

27 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
Frankenstorm     
I remember the first time I saw (or even heard of) the store. Back in the '90s. Good times.

27 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
Biv     

Some 'Splainin' To Do: I prefer Thai. I'll be over at O Watta Goo Siam.


And order the Cream of sum yung gai

27 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
spunkymunky     
http://www.tomraper.com/

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And, just for good luck:
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27 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
Funbags     
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27 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
Krymson Tyde     
I'm going to give it a shot. The name is stupid for a burger joint, but i support it since it's gotten all the fundies panties in a bunch.

27 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
Gordon Bennett    [TotalFark]  
Gene Masseth!

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27 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
Krymson Tyde     
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27 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
bionicjoe    [TotalFark]  

DeathCipris: Haha...you say funny thing...

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/Arise, chicken!


YEP.
Done here.

27 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
Eeteetoo     
My Dixie wrecked

27 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
phaseolus    [TotalFark]  
"Edgy". "Racy".

The name's so edgy the Baylor student quoted in tfa had to read the flyer five times before he caught on. I guess it's more than just edgy, it's ed-jaaaaay.

27 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     

Eeteetoo: My Dixie wrecked


my dixcast rated

27 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
Krymson Tyde     
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27 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
PluckYew     
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27 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
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27 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
offacue    [TotalFark]  
I have an idea for their pool table room. Off-a-cue. Get it? Off-a-cue.

27 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
apt311     
Master Bait Shop?

27 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
CaptQuint     
Sofa King unoriginal

Link

27 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
Sofa King Smart     
this is just childish, sophomoric humor that appeals to the least common denominator of humanity.

27 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
Sofa King Smart     
Sofa Kingdom

27 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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