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   Cute, possibly non-insane scientist announces she has successfully sequenced bigfoot DNA and discovered that bigfeet are a hybrid between human females and "males of an unknown hominin species." Giggity

27 Nov 2012 11:36 AM   |   26707 clicks   |   Chron
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ObscureNameHere     
"Now Mrs. Simpson, would you describe your marital relations as... beastial?"

27 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
LarryDan43     
The proper term is squatchitist.

27 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
iheartscotch     
Maybe she should make a hybrid with one of us; I'm sure one of us will turn out to be Bigfoot.

27 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
1derful     
1. She's from Texas.

27 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
red230     
I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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27 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
probesport     
hominin hominin hominin hominin

Way to go there Ralphy BOY!

27 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
CygnusDarius     

iheartscotch: Maybe she should make a hybrid with one of us; I'm sure one of us will turn out to be Bigfoot.


How many farkers are from the Church of Sub-genius?.

27 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Wrath of Heaven     
I hope it's not a samsquanch.... I farkin' hate those bastards.

27 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Prank Monkey     

red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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Whoever turned two gross images into that gross image is gross.

27 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
douchebag/hater     
FTFH: Cute ENOUGH, possibly non-insane scientist announces she has successfully sequenced bigfoot DNA and discovered that bigfeet are a hybrid between human females and "males of an unknown hominin species." Giggity

ftfy.

27 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
HailRobonia     
You're not fooling me, lady. You're Victoria Jackson.

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27 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
wingnut396     
So what she is saying she likes big, burly hairy guys who steal bagels.

27 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     
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/Bigfoot has a psycho girlfriend?

27 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
UnderwaterAlly     
Picture was taken using myspace angles, she's a fatty.

27 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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27 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
SineSwiper     

HailRobonia: You're not fooling me, lady. You're Victoria Jackson.

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Wow, she even looks like her. Yeah, I'm going with this.

27 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
Explodo     
She's got crazy written all over her face.

27 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
Wellon Dowd     
That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.

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27 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
sodomizer     
Only modern-day racists deny the existence and equality of BigFoot. If we insist on Photo ID at voting booths, Sasquatches cannot vote.

27 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
puppetmaster745     
Yet another good reason for Farkers to feel bad that they can't get a date.

27 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
iheartscotch     

CygnusDarius: iheartscotch: Maybe she should make a hybrid with one of us; I'm sure one of us will turn out to be Bigfoot.

How many farkers are from the Church of Sub-genius?.


Is that a trick question or something?

27 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
Millennium     

Prank Monkey: red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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Whoever turned two gross images into that gross image is gross.


Who the heck is that, anyway? Rosie O'Donnell and Saddam Hussein?

27 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
farkingatwork     
hahaha, this scientist is about as far from the phrase as exists.

The stories are pretty funny though.

"I left bagels in a box...and I found a opossum in it....so it must be bigfoot!"

/fox news should hire her and have her do political commentary

27 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
Sasquach     
I NEVER TOUCHED THE BIATCH!!!!

27 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
Great_Milenko     

Wellon Dowd: That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.


If she seriously believes she's working with Bigfoot/Sasquatch DNA, she's not even a scientist, cute or otherwise.

And yes, she reminded me of Victoria Jackson too.

27 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
Millennium     

Great_Milenko: Wellon Dowd: That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.

If she seriously believes she's working with Bigfoot/Sasquatch DNA, she's not even a scientist, cute or otherwise.


She could be a mad scientist.

27 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
que.guero     
Oh wait, this is TEXAS science. That's sort of like Mexican medicine, but less professional.

27 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
olddinosaur     
I have seen pictures of chimps with 47 chromosomes instead of the usual 48; they walk upright, look like horribly ugly hairy humans, won't mate with females of their own species and try to hit on rheir female trainers.

The same mutation in a bear would produce about what we see described as a bigfoot. Bears are solitary anyway, so something like this woukld be shunned by its own species even more.

27 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Valiente     
I done got a result. YEE-HAW!

27 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
talulahgosh    [TotalFark]  

Great_Milenko: Wellon Dowd: That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.

If she seriously believes she's working with Bigfoot/Sasquatch DNA, she's not even a scientist, cute or otherwise.

And yes, she reminded me of Victoria Jackson too.


seriously. where the fark do you get sasquatch DNA and how do you confirm it's sasquatch DNA?? i like how her company is in trouble with the BBB.

27 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
SuperChuck     

Millennium: Great_Milenko: Wellon Dowd: That's not a cute scientist. This is a cute scientist.

If she seriously believes she's working with Bigfoot/Sasquatch DNA, she's not even a scientist, cute or otherwise.

She could be a mad scientist.


Not mad. A little angry maybe...

27 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
KrispyKritter     
i like the almost white blond hair. blondes are yummy. hell, they're all yummy. the wimmens.

27 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
JDAT     
As someone with a size 14.5 shoe, this woman offends me.

27 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
megladon88     
Nacogdoches is full of roaches...

27 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
corronchilejano     
Definetly not mad. Probably deceitful.

27 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
Philip Francis Queeg     

farkingatwork: hahaha, this scientist is about as far from the phrase as exists.

The stories are pretty funny though.

"I left bagels in a box...and I found a opossum in it....so it must be bigfoot!"

/fox news should hire her and have her do political commentary


I think she was head of the polling department for the Romney campaign.

27 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
Clemkadidlefark     

red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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Can't top
Don't even try

/get me a bucket

27 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
CheekyMonkey     
Goony goo-goo.

\Aunt Bunny fell down the stairs!

27 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
edip1976     

probesport: hominin hominin hominin hominin

Way to go there Ralphy BOY!


Came for this.
Leaving happy.

27 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
Roto-Rot     

27 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
mikalmd     
B S F C..

27 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
b3x     
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27 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
kenchie     
Mad as a nail

27 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
BigLuca    [TotalFark]  
I'm pretty sure I've read her fan-fic before.

27 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Pair-o-Dice     
Anybody found her FB page yet?

/blocked here at work

27 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
CheekyMonkey     
Jesus Christ, Texas, hurry up and secede.

\and take your scienticians with you

27 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
Nana's Vibrator     

BigLuca: I'm pretty sure I've read her fan-fic before.


She took this right off a skinemax movie. Something about the erotic adventures of Bigfoot.

27 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
crabsno termites     

red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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NOW THAT'S JUST WRONG!

/ first thought was Rosie O'donnel at the end of a 3-day.
//Or maybe a week.

27 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  

1derful: 1. She's from Texas.


2. Hair color.

27 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Embden.Meyerhof     

Millennium: Prank Monkey: red230: I thought that they captured bigfoot a while ago.

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Whoever turned two gross images into that gross image is gross.

Who the heck is that, anyway? Rosie O'Donnell and Saddam Hussein?



Khalid Sheik Mohammed, "Mastermind of 9/11", receiver of more waterboardings than any person in the history of the world.

27 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
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