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   Police: "What are you doing inside that donation bin?" Thief: "Uh ... giving back?"

27 Nov 2012 12:55 PM   |   2732 clicks   |   Enterprise News
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The Angry Hand of God     
Jailson, you will be going to jail, son.

27 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
I'm sorry but given the first names of the suspects they never stood a chance in life, and it's the parents fault for naming their son Jailson!

27 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
You mean I'm supposed to take the homeless out of their clothes before the donation?

27 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
Englebert Slaptyback    [TotalFark]  

Thief: "Uh ... giving back?"

That's not what "giving of oneself" means, innit?

27 Nov 2012 01:09 PM
If someones life is so F#'d up that they are stealing stuff that middle class Americans didn't want, I'm not sure that jail is really that big a deal.

27 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
Everybody's gotta be somewhere.

27 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
I saw a couple of dirtbags stealing from a donation box the other day and called the cops on them. Didn't hang around to see what happened, but I hope it involved pepper spray, since San Diego doesn't seem to keep people in jail longer than it takes to book them these days.

27 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
Ahhh my neck of the woods. The great South Shore. Heroin was some how involved.

27 Nov 2012 02:15 PM
Contents Under Pressure     
"But those boots are so CUTE!"

27 Nov 2012 03:40 PM
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