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   If you're going to steal jewelry, don't try to sell it back to the same chain

27 Nov 2012 02:31 PM   |   3580 clicks   |   Lexington Herald Leader
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Apos     
Lindsay Lohan scheme detected....

27 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials     
This, season, every Kiss begins with buttsecks.

27 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
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snowybunting    [TotalFark]  
"jewelry"...."chain"....I see what you did there.

27 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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monoski     
blogs.citypages.com

27 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
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Flakeloaf     
Silly rabbit. The acquisition of items worth nothing basically for free and their subsequent exchange for thousands of times their actual value is supposed to go from THIS side of the counter to THAT one!

27 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
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Seasons I'v Withered     

snowybunting: "jewelry"...."chain"....I see what you did there.


I didn't see that ,Maybe my "judgment didn't seem to be "working properly."

27 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
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That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials     
The way I want to be, is stupid enough to actually steal twenty grand worth of jewelry, but smart enough t try to fence it at the scene of the crime..

/Profit/

27 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
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SweetSaws     
Chain snatchin' mofos.

27 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
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Flakeloaf     

Seasons I'v Withered: snowybunting: "jewelry"...."chain"....I see what you did there.

I didn't see that ,Maybe my "judgment didn't seem to be "working properly."


Well now that you're in the loupe you can share in our enjoyment of this gem.

27 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
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Oznog     
Wills said Scott's judgment didn't seem to be "working properly."


Me have... bad brain.

27 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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lordargent     
Because it just might ring a bell.

27 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
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DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  
Excuse me, I know theives can be kinda dumb at times. But really, you have tol be really dumb to try and sell jewlery to a chain?
Chains don't buy jewlrey, chains can't buy any thing
A chain doesn't have any money
Its just a chain

27 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
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reillan     

Flakeloaf: Seasons I'v Withered: snowybunting: "jewelry"...."chain"....I see what you did there.

I didn't see that ,Maybe my "judgment didn't seem to be "working properly."

Well now that you're in the loupe you can share in our enjoyment of this gem.


Ugh... I didn't caret all when I saw the headline, and I care even less now.

27 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
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strapp3r     
shoulda gone long

images.nymag.com

27 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
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illannoyin     

27 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
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show me    [TotalFark]  
These two agree:
img.poptower.com

/Image hot as a baby tiara

27 Nov 2012 04:10 PM
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telejester     
DownDaRiver 2012-11-27 03:07:57 PM


Excuse me, I know theives can be kinda dumb at times. But really, you have tol be really dumb to try and sell jewlery to a chain?
Chains don't buy jewlrey, chains can't buy any thing
A chain doesn't have any money
Its just a chain

Know how we know it's not just the thieves who are dumb?

27 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
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12349876     
Subby here.

My original intention for the headline was definition 3b from Merriam Webster

a group of enterprises or institutions of the same kind or function usually under a single ownership, management, or control


and then after typing it realized the pun.

27 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
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LiquidTester     

show me: These two agree:
[img.poptower.com image 600x400]

/Image hot as a baby tiara


Came for this. Two free internets.

/Who gets a baby a tiara?

27 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
www.history.com

he'll give you like $100 for them

27 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
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NephilimNexus     
1) Purchase expensive item from jewelry store (i.e. diamond ring). Be sure it's one with a dumb and/or lazy manager. Pay in cash.

2) Purchase identical looking item from different jewelry store (i.e. cubic zirconium ring). Pay in cash.

3) Bring identical looking fake back to first jewelry store with receipt, ask for refund. Be sure to ask for the dumb and/or lazy manager. Collect refund in cash.

4) You have now acquired a real piece of jewelry (i.e. diamond ring) for the price of a decent looking fake (i.e. cubic zirconium ring).

Before you call BS, this scam has already happened many, many times already.

27 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
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