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   Naked man attacks 7-Eleven clerk. Oh wait, he was wearing construction boots. Yup, Florida tag

27 Nov 2012 01:23 PM   |   3025 clicks   |   Tampa Bay Online
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Cythraul     
Scuffed or un-scuffed boots? This is important information.

27 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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SkylineRecords     
Ok Florida, it's time to move out of your parents' basement and get your shiat together.

27 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  
These boots are made for assaultin'.

27 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
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obamadidcoke     
If I were a minimum wage clerk in a connivence store and a naked guy in boots came in, I'd just let him have it.

I'd grab a 24 pack and some jerky on the way out, but he could have the rest of the crap.

27 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
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skinink     
And that clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day!

27 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
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Talos     
"...was charged with attempted auto burglary, aggravated assault, battery, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, reckless driving, aggravated fleeing to elude, driving while license revoked, resisting without violence and a violation of probation."

But the indecent exposure was OK?

27 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
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AgentKGB     
As someone whose first job out of high school was 7-11... all I can say is you see it all working graveyard at that place.

CSB: A (male) co-worker and I were working graveyard (12 am to 8 am) one night and this girl comes in at 2 or 3 in the morning drunk as fark. Not a bad looking girl either. She staggers to the counter and tells us that if we don't give her free food she'll flash the security camera. We look at each other and I ask her to repeat that. She repeats it and we tell her we're not going to give her free food. So she lifts her top and bra up and flashes us (and the security cam obviously), staggers out the door, throws up on the gas pumps and staggers on her merry way. We shake our heads and go back to work (it was raining really hard so we left the pumps alone).

Morning rolls around and our (female) manager, who already didn't care for either of us much, comes in early as always and retires to her office to check some things.... including the security footage unfortunately. 8 am rolls around and we get dragged into her office and yelled at, claiming that a) we enticed her to do that and b) she has to wipe the tape now because the girl goes to school with her son and is underage. My co-worker says something like "So we were supposed to give her free food then?" which didn't go over that well either :P

27 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  

Talos: "...was charged with attempted auto burglary, aggravated assault, battery, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, reckless driving, aggravated fleeing to elude, driving while license revoked, resisting without violence and a violation of probation."

But the indecent exposure was OK?


It's Florida. It's expected.

27 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
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MagSeven     

skinink: And that clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day!


Here comes Abraham! He's a Bezerker!

27 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
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Arkanaut     
Was he accompanied by an Indian chief?

27 Nov 2012 01:43 PM
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Kristoph57     

Talos: But the indecent exposure was OK?


To be fair to the accused, his lack of double chin and ability to run means he was probably more fit than 70% of South Florida. We've had exposure to far more indecent people.

27 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
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mark12A     
Foot protection is an integral part of establishing a safe working environment....

27 Nov 2012 01:51 PM
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Apos     
"Thank you. Don't come again!"

27 Nov 2012 01:53 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Talos: "...was charged with attempted auto burglary, aggravated assault, battery, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, reckless driving, aggravated fleeing to elude, driving while license revoked, resisting without violence and a violation of probation."

But the indecent exposure was OK?


The sign says "No shirt, no shoes, no service." It says NOTHING about "no pants."

27 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
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Eeteetoo     
Safety first

27 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
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skink     

Kristoph57: Talos: But the indecent exposure was OK?

To be fair to the accused, his lack of double chin and ability to run means he was probably more fit than 70% of South Florida. We've had exposure to far more indecent people.


West central Florida (Gulf Coast), but still true. Pasco County is responsible for a high percentage of Fark Florida tags.

27 Nov 2012 02:23 PM
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Kellner21    [TotalFark]  

AgentKGB: As someone whose first job out of high school was 7-11... all I can say is you see it all working graveyard at that place.

CSB: A (male) co-worker and I were working graveyard (12 am to 8 am) one night and this girl comes in at 2 or 3 in the morning drunk as fark. Not a bad looking girl either. She staggers to the counter and tells us that if we don't give her free food she'll flash the security camera. We look at each other and I ask her to repeat that. She repeats it and we tell her we're not going to give her free food. So she lifts her top and bra up and flashes us (and the security cam obviously), staggers out the door, throws up on the gas pumps and staggers on her merry way. We shake our heads and go back to work (it was raining really hard so we left the pumps alone).

Morning rolls around and our (female) manager, who already didn't care for either of us much, comes in early as always and retires to her office to check some things.... including the security footage unfortunately. 8 am rolls around and we get dragged into her office and yelled at, claiming that a) we enticed her to do that and b) she has to wipe the tape now because the girl goes to school with her son and is underage. My co-worker says something like "So we were supposed to give her free food then?" which didn't go over that well either :P


My CSB has to do with a lesbian couple, and one of them retrieving their crack pipe and rock from her girlfriend's meat wallet. Thankfully, she stuck her fingers in my coworker's face, not mine.

Once in a blue moon, I miss working the graveyard shift at a gas station.

27 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
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Kristoph57     
skink

West central Florida (Gulf Coast), but still true. Pasco County is responsible for a high percentage of Fark Florida tags.


I've seen far west and far east Pasco, and I believe your statement.

/stay inside with Fark.

27 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
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dababler     
Was he hung? Cut or uncut? Shaved, trimmed or 70's porn? Poor reporting is poor.

27 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
At least he didn't chew off anybodies face.

27 Nov 2012 04:22 PM
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MrHappyRotter     
That's it. I'm fed up. I shower at least once daily, use deodorant, brush my teeth, dress halfway decent, put product in my hair, smile all the time and am generally quite friendly and approachable and yet I never, NEVER get attacked by naked men wearing construction boots. What more do I need to do? What's so wrong with me that naked men in construction boots avoid me?

27 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
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SafetyThird     

Eeteetoo: Safety first


I beg to differ.

27 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
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Eeteetoo     

SafetyThird: Eeteetoo: Safety first

I beg to differ.


They were steel toed

27 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
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