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   Okay, I'm confused: Why are people in Egypt so upset at Morrissey?

27 Nov 2012 01:18 PM   |   7846 clicks   |   Al Jazeera
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Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  
Everybody farking hates Morrissey. I still haven't forgiven that rat bastard for the drive I took into DC years ago to see him at the old 9:30 and I only went because I was trying to impress someone that I cared about her shiatty music and I didn't eat before I left because I figured I'd just grab a bite there, you know? Except that whiny freak apparently forces any venue in which he plays to only serve vegetarian food while he's there and so I'm starving when I get there and all they have are goddamn vegetarian burgers. Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.

27 Nov 2012 01:09 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Because he won't take his pills.

27 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
AngryTeacher     
What's the over/under on the number of cancelled shows during this tour?

27 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
R.I.P. Morsi
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/it's ironic, see?

27 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     
Did he mention that he cries?

27 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
obamadidcoke     
The Smiths did an anti-plagiarism song. I don't think that they get enough credit for that.

27 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
HighOnCraic     
Give him some slack. He is human and he needs to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

27 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
GeeksAreMyPeeps    [TotalFark]  
Because he justs wants to get what he wants.

27 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.

27 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
maltedmothball     
They hate the sound of a grown man crying?

27 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
They aren't upset at Morrissey.

They feel betrayed by Morris the Cat. They used to worship him like a god but then he went commerical.

27 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
herrDrFarkenstein     
Because he rides a cock horse?

/nttawwt
//but to some people that's a hangup
///now he knows how Joan of Arc felt

27 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
probesport     
Because he wants to hang the DJ?

27 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
DarnoKonrad     

Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.


Well the courts, who were appointed by Mubarak, did dissolve the elected parliament.that was supposed to write their new constitution.

27 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

ChipNASA: real irony
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27 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
Thorazine     

Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey. I still haven't forgiven that rat bastard for the drive I took into DC years ago to see him at the old 9:30 and I only went because I was trying to impress someone that I cared about her shiatty music and I didn't eat before I left because I figured I'd just grab a bite there, you know? Except that whiny freak apparently forces any venue in which he plays to only serve vegetarian food while he's there and so I'm starving when I get there and all they have are goddamn vegetarian burgers. Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.


I like his music. However, I won't ever go to a concert again and I haven't purchased any of his music since I saw him at Merriweather years ago. His set was maybe 35-40mins long.

27 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
Super Chronic     
Goes to show, there's no hate like Viva Hate.

27 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
HighOnCraic     
Panic in the streets of Cairo?

27 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
markfara     
I've seen this happen in other people's lives. Now, it's happening in mine.

27 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
Surool     

GeeksAreMyPeeps: Because he justs wants to get what he wants.


He keeps begging "Please, please, please let me, let me, let me, let me get what I want
this time."

They won't let him, and heaven knows he's miserable now.

27 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary     
I'm confused. Is the Muslim Brotherhood the group of shoplifters that Morrisey extorted to unite and take over? Except for some reason they did it in Egypt?

27 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
Phony_Soldier     
RIP - Van Morrison

27 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
pkellmey     
If he's a man, I think it's just a chick thing. PMS issues?

27 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  
He'll be miserable now.

27 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  
RAWR!

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27 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey. I still haven't forgiven that rat bastard for the drive I took into DC years ago to see him at the old 9:30 and I only went because I was trying to impress someone that I cared about her shiatty music and I didn't eat before I left because I figured I'd just grab a bite there, you know? Except that whiny freak apparently forces any venue in which he plays to only serve vegetarian food while he's there and so I'm starving when I get there and all they have are goddamn vegetarian burgers. Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.


Guess you didn't get laid.

27 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
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RIP Egyptian Lover

27 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
ZeroPly     

Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.



He's been in power for weeks and they still don't have supercomputers or a working space shuttle. Obviously he's worried more about pleasing his masters at the CIA than in putting Egypt's interest first. Viva revolution the tyrant must fall it's for the people burn some US flags or something.

27 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
Shostie    [TotalFark]  
Because we hate it when our friends become successful.

27 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
CygnusDarius     
Because every day is like Sunday.

27 Nov 2012 01:43 PM
Rindred     
Pork is murder

27 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     

Englebert Slaptyback: Did he mention that he cries?


Back in the TupperWare, you.

27 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
reillan     
Fact is, the last elections in egypt proved the value of the American 2-party system. When you only have 2 choices, you can only choose between bad and worse. When you have 30 choices, a bunch of crazy people can vote for one of them and elect him out of the cesspool of candidates.

27 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
FunkOut     

Smoky Dragon Dish: RAWR!

[www.haaretz.com image 640x370]


The handsomest spazzoid insane whiner on the planet.

27 Nov 2012 01:53 PM
21-7-b    [TotalFark]  
Didn't Maurice record Appetite for Democracy?

27 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
Allen. The end.     
you'll know, i went to take out my trash today. the trash can crushed a little insect. I thought 'oh, lucky bug'. and i cried today.

/but really, the Smiths ROCKED.

27 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
vactech     
This is funny actually. (Getting a kick?)

During a recent Tatsuma /Israel thread, I got to wonder what Tatsuma's rock/pop idol's (Morrissey) views were on the middle east.

..and 1 google later:Turns out Morrissey is mega pro-Israel...who knew?

27 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
Phony_Soldier     

vactech: This is funny actually. (Getting a kick?)

During a recent Tatsuma /Israel thread, I got to wonder what Tatsuma's rock/pop idol's (Morrissey) views were on the middle east.

..and 1 google later:Turns out Morrissey is mega pro-Israel...who knew?


Who cares?

27 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
Pockafrusta     

vactech: This is funny actually. (Getting a kick?)

During a recent Tatsuma /Israel thread, I got to wonder what Tatsuma's rock/pop idol's (Morrissey) views were on the middle east.

..and 1 google later:Turns out Morrissey is mega pro-Israel...who knew?


This just in... Humans gravitate toward people that think like they do. News @ 5.

27 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
WinoRhino     

Thorazine: I like his music. However, I won't ever go to a concert again and I haven't purchased any of his music since I saw him at Merriweather years ago. His set was maybe 35-40mins long.


The more you ignore him, the closer he gets. You're wasting your time.

27 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
Gyrfalcon     
Maybe we SHOULD send Morrissey to Egypt. Give the people a choice between bad and even worse.

27 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
vactech     

vactech: This is funny actually. (Getting a kick?)

During a recent Tatsuma /Israel thread, I got to wonder what Tatsuma's rock/pop idol's (Morrissey) views were on the middle east.

..and 1 google later:Turns out Morrissey is mega pro-Israel...who knew?


My appologies for bringing up the subject. It was just a tidbit of information about where a celebrity stood on an issue. I guess the Tat's thing wasn't really important.

Please continue with whatever the fark this thread is about.

27 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
ccundiff     

DarnoKonrad: Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.

Well the courts, who were appointed by Mubarak, did dissolve the elected parliament.that was supposed to write their new constitution.


You must reply to a pun with a pun.

27 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
whatshisname     
Because he has Mummy issues?

27 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
Joe Blowme     
WTF did they think would happen if they "elected" an islamist? farking retards

27 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
probesport     

ccundiff: DarnoKonrad: Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.

Well the courts, who were appointed by Mubarak, did dissolve the elected parliament.that was supposed to write their new constitution.

You must reply to a pun with a pun.


Notlob.

27 Nov 2012 02:08 PM
Pista    [TotalFark]  
He wears farking cats on his head
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27 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
Dear Jerk     
Smoky Dragon Dish

Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey.... Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.

Guess you didn't get laid.


That was James.

27 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
WinoRhino     

Pista: He wears farking cats on his head]



Yes, but so does this guy. And you don't want to screw with the Batman.

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27 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
mekkab     

Dear Jerk: Smoky Dragon Dish

Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey.... Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.

Guess you didn't get laid.

That was James.


coulda been Gene.

/We tried... we failed.
//or was that Jean?!

27 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
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