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   32-year-old California man may be banned from attending upcoming Rolling Stones concerts

27 Nov 2012 05:16 PM   |   12725 clicks   |   The Smoking Gun
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Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  
See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.

27 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
kid_icarus     
Well at least he didn't eat his face.

27 Nov 2012 02:08 PM
Because People in power are Stupid     

Rev. Skarekroe: See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.


THIS

Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.

27 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
I don't think that's what was meant by "got busy".

27 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
...according to the Red Bluff Police Department.

I strongly suspect that meth was involved.

27 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Just how many more Stones concerts do you think there'll be?

/Keith's going to disintegrate sooner or later

27 Nov 2012 03:34 PM
Krymson Tyde     
Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

27 Nov 2012 03:57 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.


I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant

27 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant


I meant sadistic

/I'm painfully dyslexic, apparently

27 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant


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27 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
Ed Finnerty     
I sucker-punch paraplegic octogenarians then yell, "Greatest generation MY ASS!"

27 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
The Angry Hand of God     
I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN!

Get that out of your heads.

27 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
Oznog     
Good lord, now that I've seen what happens to old people....

....can you only IMAGINE what would happen if you FOUND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS???

27 Nov 2012 05:20 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Living proof that EVERY generation produces aholes and that aholes are one thing we will never run out of even if ever sphincter on the planet is sewed shut.

27 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
Gonzee     
The comments are geriatric ITG comedy gold!

27 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
Bith Set Me Up     
Don't you mean Obvious, subby?

27 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
JesseL     
Chris Isaak?
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27 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
Mr.Hawk     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant

I meant sadistic

/I'm pianfluly dyselxic, apprarently




FTFY

27 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

Lionel Mandrake: ...according to the Red Bluff Police Department.

I strongly suspect that meth was involved.


No shiat. I moved to NorCal from SoCal when I was preggers with my son over 20 years ago. I looked around one day, saw all the gang tags, realized I knew what they meant and just thought "I don't want my child in this environment when it is born". Then I get up here and find out those rural counties have old biker gangs and other unsavory types running amok, making bathtub crank. I've heard Lake county, which I've been to on vacation and actually liked, is one of the worst for that sort of thing, but don't know for sure because it's not like I'm roaming the streets looking for meth anywhere I go. *sigh* Welcome to California, I guess.

/suburbs of SacTown

27 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
picturescrazy     

Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.


Instant?

Anyway, as a fellow 32 year old, this guy isn't exactly a spring chicken.

27 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
lordargent     
Because People in power are Stupid: Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.

I have it on good authority that old people have the humpty dance down (they don't even have to pretend their leg is broken).

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say "Ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty!"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
Jig around, shakin' ya rump,
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him "Step off, I'm doin' the Hump!"

27 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
SirEattonHogg     
Maybe the Rolling Stones can hire him as security for their next concert.

What? Too soon?

27 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
alienated     

The Angry Hand of God: I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN!

Get that out of your heads.


Damn you !
/i still like that stupid song
// See the Stones, if you can- they could still really bring it 7 years ago

27 Nov 2012 05:34 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Mr.Hawk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant

I meant sadistic

/I'm pianfluly dyselxic, apprarently



FTFY FYTF


27 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
socodog     
Can we set up a cage match with this little punk-ass and Epic Beard Man? I'd pay for that.

27 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
Godscrack     
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Bring it on punk.

27 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

tallguywithglasseson: I don't think that's what was meant by "got busy".


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This what you meant? Or more like this:

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27 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
RevMercutio     

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Lionel Mandrake: ...according to the Red Bluff Police Department.

I strongly suspect that meth was involved.

No shiat. I moved to NorCal from SoCal when I was preggers with my son over 20 years ago. I looked around one day, saw all the gang tags, realized I knew what they meant and just thought "I don't want my child in this environment when it is born". Then I get up here and find out those rural counties have old biker gangs and other unsavory types running amok, making bathtub crank. I've heard Lake county, which I've been to on vacation and actually liked, is one of the worst for that sort of thing, but don't know for sure because it's not like I'm roaming the streets looking for meth anywhere I go. *sigh* Welcome to California, I guess.

/suburbs of SacTown


I lived in Lake County for 2 years. It's mostly awful. I had a neighbor who always had her finger under her nose, apparently to hold it up after shoving such ridiculous shiat up there. I'm fairly certain they do it because there's absolutely nothing else to do in parts of it.

27 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
Krymson Tyde     

picturescrazy: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

Instant?

Anyway, as a fellow 32 year old, this guy isn't exactly a spring chicken.


Instant in regard to how karma actually works, yes.

27 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
StrandedInAZ     

Because People in power are Stupid: Rev. Skarekroe: See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.

THIS

Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.


That's so sad.

/Gets the reference
//Just turned 40

27 Nov 2012 05:43 PM
TV's Vinnie     

Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.


That's why I go around slapping little kids instead. I know I'll never have to worry about being a little kid again.

27 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  

StrandedInAZ: Because People in power are Stupid: Rev. Skarekroe: See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.

THIS

Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.

That's so sad.

/Gets the reference
//Just turned 40


I guess I'm old, too.

btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?

27 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
devilEther     
I've no doubt his relationship with his father is full of love.

27 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

RevMercutio: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Lionel Mandrake: ...according to the Red Bluff Police Department.

I strongly suspect that meth was involved.

No shiat. I moved to NorCal from SoCal when I was preggers with my son over 20 years ago. I looked around one day, saw all the gang tags, realized I knew what they meant and just thought "I don't want my child in this environment when it is born". Then I get up here and find out those rural counties have old biker gangs and other unsavory types running amok, making bathtub crank. I've heard Lake county, which I've been to on vacation and actually liked, is one of the worst for that sort of thing, but don't know for sure because it's not like I'm roaming the streets looking for meth anywhere I go. *sigh* Welcome to California, I guess.

/suburbs of SacTown

I lived in Lake County for 2 years. It's mostly awful. I had a neighbor who always had her finger under her nose, apparently to hold it up after shoving such ridiculous shiat up there. I'm fairly certain they do it because there's absolutely nothing else to do in parts of it.


I know there's not much to do there if you live there, but on vacation, it's quite nice sometimes. I remember being in Lakeport and seeing a stop light in that city/town/whatever for the first time. Holy moley, they got a stop light! Things must be booming! Then I proceeded down Main street and see a lot of the old businesses were gone. I hadn't been there in a couple years, but dang! It's like it was dying. That made me have a sad. I had fond memories of some of the places near Battery Park, and they were gone. I ended up making a last minute trip out to Blue Lake in Humboldt county and hanging out there, telling myself "they made a horror movie here, didn't they?" and finding out there's nothing for the locals to do there, either. (except farm marijuana?) Sad, really.

/so glad to be a city girl sometimes
//still would so go to the state park in Lake county and look at the Pomo baskets and canoes!

27 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
Nothing To See Here     
I hope this kid slips into a comma.

27 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

Lionel Mandrake: StrandedInAZ: Because People in power are Stupid: Rev. Skarekroe: See, this is where I would've gone with a "Humpty Dance" reference for the headline.

THIS

Although to be certain only old people would get the reference.

That's so sad.

/Gets the reference
//Just turned 40

I guess I'm old, too.

btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?


A type of hat? That's my answer and I'm sticking with it.

27 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  
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TOO OLD!!!

27 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
UsikFark     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just how many more Stones concerts do you think there'll be?

/Keith's going to disintegrate sooner or later


Keith calls his reputation as a walking pharmacy "a long shadow" because it's hung around despite being 20+ years out-of-date. As long as he doesn't climb trees (or fall out of his chair) he might live a little longer. Granted, he is 68.

27 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
devilEther     

Lionel Mandrake: btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?


A woman who does not do anal.

27 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
The One True TheDavid     
RevMercutio:

I'm fairly certain they do it because there's absolutely nothing else to do in parts of it.

No broadband & porn? No farm animals to get jiggy with? No liquor stores with $13/gallon vodka? You mean it's even more backward than rural Kentucky?

27 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
NorCalLos     

SirEattonHogg: Maybe the Rolling Stones can hire him as security for their next concert.

What? Too soon?


Something like this... I was expecting an Altamont reference.

27 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
504_King_streetcar     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Krymson Tyde: Christ what a dick. I hope he gets really old and invalid one day and gets a taste of instant karma.

I'm hoping for masochistic nursing home attendant


I have a horrible yet amusing vision of a burly man in scrubs shouting ARE YOU GOING TO BEHAVE OR DO I HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A BACK RUB WITH THE CHEESE GRATER AGAIN?

27 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
buckler     
Too bad he didn't run into Epic Beard Man.

27 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
StrandedInAZ     

Lionel Mandrake: I guess I'm old, too.

btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?


I have no idea who that is.

I have a warped sense of my age because I'm the youngest, by far, in my office. I think the next youngest person here is 55. So when I go out to a bar I get that reality check that I'm not nearly as young and hot as I think I am.

/still hot - but now I'm "hot for my age" instead of just "hot"

27 Nov 2012 06:08 PM
emersonushc13     
I hope he gets repeatedly raped in jail. That's what I want for d-bags.

27 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
NorCalLos     

StrandedInAZ: Lionel Mandrake: I guess I'm old, too.

btw, does anyone here know what a Justin Beaver is?

I have no idea who that is.

I have a warped sense of my age because I'm the youngest, by far, in my office. I think the next youngest person here is 55. So when I go out to a bar I get that reality check that I'm not nearly as young and hot as I think I am.

/still hot - but now I'm "hot for my age" instead of just "hot"


I hear you. That can really mess with you. I started working in state government right out of high school. Bunch of middle-agers and an 18-year old. Everyone talking about their retirement and their dumb kids. Of course that was 15+ years ago; so I'm kind of middle of the pack now.

27 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

Nothing To See Here: I hope this kid slips into a comma.


Personally I'd like to kick him in the semicolon.

27 Nov 2012 06:38 PM
Bermuda59     
I'm sure he'll meet some nice older people in jail.

27 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: Nothing To See Here: I hope this kid slips into a comma.

Personally I'd like to kick him in the semicolon.


Ooooh... right in the punctuation

27 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
TheOther     
Red Bluff never changes.

27 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
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