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Fruvous: "Sir, do you know how much damage this steamroller will take if it runs over you?""No, how much? ""Absolutely none. I trust I make myself clear? "
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I knew a guy who lived in a cave in the cliff above the railroad tracks that parallel the Mississippi River across from the Saint Paul Airport, back in the '60s. I went with him to visit his old "home", and he told me that once he was drunk, and walked out and rolled all the way to the tracks. That's about 200' of rollin'. Unfortunately, he died last year.
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