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   Sir? It's time to wake up. We really need to move this train through here

27 Nov 2012 08:00 PM   |   5895 clicks   |   TwinCities.com
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Nezorf    [TotalFark]  
He told them "he had been drinking and was just taking a shortcut home," the complaint said.

Shortcuts involve naps on the tracks?

That is a pretty industrial area over there with little to no light.
That guy is lucky to be alive.

27 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
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WelldeadLink     
His nap was cut short.

27 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
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PhiloeBedoe     
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...The stars at night, I put 'em there. And I know the presidents, all of them. And I go where I damn well please. Even the chairman of the New York Central can't do it better. My road, kid, and I don't give lessons and I don't take partners.

27 Nov 2012 07:05 PM
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platkat    [TotalFark]  
He asked Sommers to get off the tracks; Sommers refused, the complaint said.

SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the track this morning!

Wocka wocka...

27 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
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mbillips     
One of my West Virginia cousins was killed while napping on a train track. True story.

/CSB

27 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
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Wrongo    [TotalFark]  
Way to represent, Minnesota Farker. What's your handle?

27 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
I remember some protester back in the 1980s lay in front of a train, apparently unaware of their lack of quick stopping ability. Got both his legs.

27 Nov 2012 08:10 PM
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skinink     
I can barely sleep on a futon, and these idiots can sleep on train tracks?

27 Nov 2012 08:12 PM
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Anarchangel     
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"I'm game. We'll see who rusts first!"

27 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
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UNAUTHORIZED FINGER     
I knew a guy who lived in a cave in the cliff above the railroad tracks that parallel the Mississippi River across from the Saint Paul Airport, back in the '60s. I went with him to visit his old "home", and he told me that once he was drunk, and walked out and rolled all the way to the tracks. That's about 200' of rollin'. Unfortunately, he died last year.

27 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
He refused to move?

Fine. Nobody needs him anyway.

27 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
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Fruvous     
Damn you, Anarchangel, you got to the reference first.

"Sir, do you know how much damage this steamroller will take if it runs over you?"
"No, how much? "
"Absolutely none. I trust I make myself clear? "

28 Nov 2012 03:41 AM
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LordOfThePings     

Fruvous: "Sir, do you know how much damage this steamroller will take if it runs over you?"
"No, how much? "
"Absolutely none. I trust I make myself clear? "


"Why should I take your word for it when you obviously can't tell the difference between a steamroller and a bulldozer?"

28 Nov 2012 05:36 AM
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WelldeadLink     

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I knew a guy who lived in a cave in the cliff above the railroad tracks that parallel the Mississippi River across from the Saint Paul Airport, back in the '60s. I went with him to visit his old "home", and he told me that once he was drunk, and walked out and rolled all the way to the tracks. That's about 200' of rollin'. Unfortunately, he died last year.


He should have gotten off the tracks.

28 Nov 2012 07:58 AM
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