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   Caption this man and his water buffalo

03 Dec 2012 12:00 PM   |   3577 clicks   |   Monterey Herald
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bighairyguy    [TotalFark]  
Rosie O'Donnell finally finds true love.

28 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
walkerhound     
"Mind over matter, old bushman's trick"

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28 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
Leedav    [TotalFark]  
"Dude. I go for the blond. You go for the fat chick. I think it'll work better"

28 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
Godscrack     
"That was really great last night babe.."

28 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
GIF4U     
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01 Dec 2012 06:25 PM
Thrakkorzog    [TotalFark]  
"I'll tell my wife I want a divorce this week.... then we can be together all the time."

02 Dec 2012 11:46 PM
Fiction Fan     
"Soon, my darling. Soon."

03 Dec 2012 02:40 AM
Fiction Fan     
"You smell different. Did you start using a new shampoo?"

03 Dec 2012 02:40 AM
Fiction Fan     
"I know this is an inappropriate thing to say, but I am highly aroused right now."

03 Dec 2012 02:41 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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03 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
Tom_Slick     
"Fred and Barney will be here shortly"

03 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
Langdon_777     
Oops

"Mmmm burgers. Don't worry dear, it will be over fast and you will not feel a thing."

03 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
Carn     
"Your tears, they are delicious, as will be the burgers I make from you."

03 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
Frankenstorm     
OK. Your safe word is "banana."

03 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
probesport     
I don't need a towel as my car did not hit you.

03 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
Hello sir. I was wondering if you could help me. I am the spirit of Miyu Uehara. You can Google Image Search for me but you should have your filter on if you are at work. I am a former supermodel now imprisoned in this beast. Were you but to kiss me, I will be released from this beast's body and returned to my super model form. For completing this wish, I will be so grateful, that I will grant you a night of passion that you will never forget.

Just a kiss, kind sir. Please release me from this curse.

Hmm. Nothing. Well, maybe if you kissed me and fondled my teats. That should surely break the curse. Go ahead. Remember, I will be yours in supermodel form for an entire night.

Hmm. Still nothing. I should be standing here quite naked in my human form. Ready to rush to you for releasing me. Maybe we should try something a little more desperate. Go back there and, you know, make me moo. Just think of me in my human form. Close you eyes and picture me in my softest lingerie, my smile entreats you. My soft limbs beckon you to my smooth inner regions. Do it. Oh yes! Do it!

Well, that didn't work either. Maybe you didn't do it long enough. Or you weren't sincere. Anyhow, here come some cops. They want to take you away. Surprisingly, yes. This is a crime even in this country.

Oh and thanks for nothing.

(Goes over to another water buffalo)
He fell for it. You owe me 5 bucks. Eh. It was a lot smaller and softer than a regular water buffalo's.

03 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
Apocalypse Now - The PETA Reboot.

03 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
Attention Whore of Babylon     
"I have the weirdest boner right now."

/Who would have thought I'd ever have to type that twice?

03 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
You know what I love about you man? Everything, even the bullshiat you give me.

03 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
Sadly, Troy's heterosexual reprogramming therapy on the farm went a bit awry.

03 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
scrumpox     
(to wife) "If you weren't such an ignorant biatch, you'd know I was talking to the water buffalo!"

03 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
WorkingInParadise     
Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Where we get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffaloOOO!

03 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
Nothing To See Here     
" Eat Mo Chikin "

03 Dec 2012 01:59 PM
lantawa    [TotalFark]  
Okay, Suh, when you break through and get to that quarterback, gore his ass, cheap and good! Now go get him, buffalo hunter...

03 Dec 2012 02:08 PM
RedZoneTuba    [TotalFark]  
"Water buffalo? They're large ruminants with horns, but that's not important right now."

(now with voting-enabled goodness)

03 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
Frankenstorm     
One false move, I snap your neck.

03 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
utsagrad123    [TotalFark]  

Kentucky Fried Panda: Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor,
Oh, everybody's got a...


WorkingInParadise: Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Where we get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffaloOOO!


Hold it! Hold it!
You can't say everybody has a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo!
We'll get nasty letters like,
Where's my water buffalo?
How come I don't have a water buffalo?
Just stop being so silly!!

03 Dec 2012 04:28 PM
RyansPrivates     

utsagrad123: Kentucky Fried Panda: Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor,
Oh, everybody's got a...

WorkingInParadise: Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Where we get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffaloOOO!

Hold it! Hold it!
You can't say everybody has a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo!
We'll get nasty letters like,
Where's my water buffalo?
How come I don't have a water buffalo?
Just stop being so silly!!


Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink, but mine is blue.

03 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
Nuff Said McFarky     

RyansPrivates: utsagrad123: Kentucky Fried Panda: Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor,
Oh, everybody's got a...

WorkingInParadise: Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Where we get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffaloOOO!

Hold it! Hold it!
You can't say everybody has a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo!
We'll get nasty letters like,
Where's my water buffalo?
How come I don't have a water buffalo?
Just stop being so silly!!

Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink, but mine is blue.


"Oh look, a cebu! Cebu!"

"Cebu!"

"No, wait ... that's a water buffalo."

"No more song about cebu!
Need another verse or two!
Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo"


/I want my money back!

03 Dec 2012 05:56 PM
phunkey_monkey     
I thought you are supposed to take me on a date first?

03 Dec 2012 11:02 PM
phunkey_monkey     
"Now, now. I wont let that nasty bottle of A1 steak sauce bother you again."

03 Dec 2012 11:25 PM
boneking     
You'll just feel a little pinch, Baby.

04 Dec 2012 03:59 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
National Enquirer "experts" are pretty sure that's Dustin Hoffman sharing a tender moment with right wing Vegan actress Bridgette Bardot

04 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
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