(full site)
Fark.com

Back To Main
   Couple arrested for parking in parking lot. Wait, what the... oh, okay

27 Nov 2012 05:53 PM   |   20311 clicks   |   The Morning Call
Add Comment
Showing 1-50 of 58 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Did he finish?

27 Nov 2012 05:03 PM
Reply
Osomatic     
This article is useless without mugshots.

27 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
Reply
propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
What's the point of arresting them?

27 Nov 2012 05:26 PM
Reply
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
There's nothing wrong with porking in the porking lot.

27 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
Reply
EVERYBODY PANIC     
It is named, "Mountin' Drive". What did they expect?

27 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
Reply
Wellon Dowd     
I got collared once for dogging in a dog park.

27 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
Reply
another cultural observer     
It's not like it was the first time she'd ever parked before. She probably swiped some booze from the Old Lady's liquor cabinet.

27 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
Reply
MrHappyRotter     
Link is useless without photos of the accused, having naked raunchy sex. But only if he's hot and she's barely visible in any of the pictures.

27 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
Reply
SultanofSchwing     
America's War on Sex continues! Seriously...it was "just before 2am" parking lot was probably deserted...let the kids fark you puritanical asshole cops.

27 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
Reply
Butthurted     
Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)

27 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
Reply
poe_zlaw     
NEWSFLESH!!! PEOPLE HAVE SEX!!!

27 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
Reply
poe_zlaw     

Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)


Happened to me, too-- The only thing different is that when he searched me, he stole my twenty bucks. Then I didn't have enough money to pay her.

27 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
Reply
skinink     
Paradise by the Prius dashboard light.

27 Nov 2012 06:06 PM
Reply
caffeine_addict     
I am so embarassed my local rag has its own Fark tag.

27 Nov 2012 06:09 PM
Reply
kona    [TotalFark]  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

27 Nov 2012 06:12 PM
Reply
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  

Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window.


Same thing happened to me, except the cop said: "Hurry up, boy, I'm next."
To which I replied: "Cool! I've never f*cked a cop before."

/Try the veal

27 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
Reply
sseye     

Osomatic: This article is useless without mugshots.


There's a lot of girls with that name. Weird because that's one of those names that spelled different every time.

27 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
Reply
Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  
they weren;t arrested, just a ticket for disordaly conduct... which is fine in the long run...

thankfully, or hopefully, they wont end up on a list just for being dumbass's

27 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
Reply
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
25.media.tumblr.com

27 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
Reply
ElBarto79     
Happened to me once in college. We had driven way down a fire road in the woods, completely isolated. Then from out of nowhere a set of headlights starts heading right for us, we were freaking out, like something from a horror movie. Tapped on the windshield and told us we'd have to find somewhere else. No harm no foul.

27 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
Reply
LeroyBourne     

Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)


Yep, happened to me once too. I had just got her top off when the flash light came on. He took me into his squad car, questioned me, gave me a breathe test and sent me on my way. I got back into the car and tell her, well, shall we start where we left off? She was not pleased, and I was all, farking cop wrecking my deals!

27 Nov 2012 06:23 PM
Reply
theMagni    [TotalFark]  

poe_zlaw: Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)

Happened to me, too-- The only thing different is that when he searched me, he stole my twenty bucks. Then I didn't have enough money to pay her.


Had that happen too. The cop pulled in slowly, circled around really slowly, walked to the car really slowly.

*sigh* "You guys can't park here."

"Oh, okay."

"Have a good night."

He walked back to the car quickly and drove off in a hurry.

It's been a very long time since I've been parking.

27 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
Reply
You_Really_Like_Me     
Here's her facebook profile:

https://www.facebook.com/cait.kane.5 

Too tired to make the linky thing work.

27 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
Reply
Zarquon's Flat Tire     
I met a guy in jail who was in for the same thing.

27 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
Reply
harlock     
"Well Marty it's not like I've never 'parked' before!"

//jesus you smoke too?

27 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
Reply
Acharne     

Cerebral Knievel: they weren;t arrested, just a ticket for disordaly diss-orally cum-duct... which is fine in the long run...

thankfully, or hopefully, they wont end up on a list just for being dumbass's


FTFY but not for lunch.

27 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
Reply
Shazam999     

Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)


Happened to me to, except it was a park ranger, and he just winked, said "take care of her" and left.

27 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
Reply
walkerhound     

You_Really_Like_Me: Here's her facebook profile:

https://www.facebook.com/cait.kane.5 

Too tired to make the linky thing work.


I'd park in her lot.

27 Nov 2012 06:41 PM
Reply
Cast     
Not too bad...

https://plus.google.com/1053317509363 49940178/posts

27 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
Reply
tj614zu     
i774.photobucket.com

/oblig

27 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
Reply
TrixieDelite     
How can sex be "alleged?"

/just the tip?

27 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
Reply
poe_zlaw     
So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.

27 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
Reply
grumpyoldmann     
It used to happen all the time in my driveway. It pissed me off because it was never me.

27 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
Reply
Eeteetoo     
I got caught in the act by a man of the law once. He figured that his flashlight on my bare ass and my shriveled panic cock was punishment enough and let me off with a warning.

27 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
Reply
SultanofSchwing     

poe_zlaw: So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.


It's just for confirmation on "Fappability Safety", whether or not it's suitable material to fap to, or if it's going to end up with crying at the bottom of the shower. This of course only applies to Farkers who actually care what they fap too...which is a small percentage I'm sure. Doesn't mean the task is meaningless.

27 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
Reply
King Something    [TotalFark]  
They sound ugly.

27 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
Reply
poe_zlaw     

SultanofSchwing: poe_zlaw: So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.

It's just for confirmation on "Fappability Safety", whether or not it's suitable material to fap to, or if it's going to end up with crying at the bottom of the shower. This of course only applies to Farkers who actually care what they fap too...which is a small percentage I'm sure. Doesn't mean the task is meaningless.


So, farkers fap to pictures from news stories and facebook profile pics? . All this time, Ive been wasting my time at xvideos. Dammit.

27 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
Reply
SultanofSchwing     

poe_zlaw: SultanofSchwing: poe_zlaw: So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.

It's just for confirmation on "Fappability Safety", whether or not it's suitable material to fap to, or if it's going to end up with crying at the bottom of the shower. This of course only applies to Farkers who actually care what they fap too...which is a small percentage I'm sure. Doesn't mean the task is meaningless.

So, farkers fap to pictures from news stories and facebook profile pics? . All this time, Ive been wasting my time at xvideos. Dammit.


All you need is imagination! A quickly sourced FB pic can help. But it must be done fast as there is a fap statute. It usually expires with a redhead thread.

27 Nov 2012 07:09 PM
Reply
poe_zlaw     

SultanofSchwing: poe_zlaw: SultanofSchwing: poe_zlaw: So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.

It's just for confirmation on "Fappability Safety", whether or not it's suitable material to fap to, or if it's going to end up with crying at the bottom of the shower. This of course only applies to Farkers who actually care what they fap too...which is a small percentage I'm sure. Doesn't mean the task is meaningless.

So, farkers fap to pictures from news stories and facebook profile pics? . All this time, Ive been wasting my time at xvideos. Dammit.

All you need is imagination! A quickly sourced FB pic can help. But it must be done fast as there is a fap statute. It usually expires with a redhead thread.


Noted.

27 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
Reply
Butthurted     

poe_zlaw: SultanofSchwing: poe_zlaw: So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.

It's just for confirmation on "Fappability Safety", whether or not it's suitable material to fap to, or if it's going to end up with crying at the bottom of the shower. This of course only applies to Farkers who actually care what they fap too...which is a small percentage I'm sure. Doesn't mean the task is meaningless.

So, farkers fap to pictures from news stories and facebook profile pics? . All this time, Ive been wasting my time at xvideos. Dammit.


Dude, you and your negativity are harshing my fap!! Dammit, i went and closed facebook.......

27 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
Reply
SultanofSchwing     

Butthurted: poe_zlaw: SultanofSchwing: poe_zlaw: So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.

It's just for confirmation on "Fappability Safety", whether or not it's suitable material to fap to, or if it's going to end up with crying at the bottom of the shower. This of course only applies to Farkers who actually care what they fap too...which is a small percentage I'm sure. Doesn't mean the task is meaningless.

So, farkers fap to pictures from news stories and facebook profile pics? . All this time, Ive been wasting my time at xvideos. Dammit.

Dude, you and your negativity are harshing my fap!! Dammit, i went and closed facebook.......


How unfortunate for you, I printed off a picture first.

27 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
Reply
Butthurted     

SultanofSchwing: Butthurted: poe_zlaw: SultanofSchwing: poe_zlaw: So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.

It's just for confirmation on "Fappability Safety", whether or not it's suitable material to fap to, or if it's going to end up with crying at the bottom of the shower. This of course only applies to Farkers who actually care what they fap too...which is a small percentage I'm sure. Doesn't mean the task is meaningless.

So, farkers fap to pictures from news stories and facebook profile pics? . All this time, Ive been wasting my time at xvideos. Dammit.

Dude, you and your negativity are harshing my fap!! Dammit, i went and closed facebook.......

How unfortunate for you, I printed off a picture first.


I could learn much from you, oh wise one.

27 Nov 2012 07:13 PM
Reply
SultanofSchwing     

Butthurted: SultanofSchwing: Butthurted: poe_zlaw: SultanofSchwing: poe_zlaw: So, seriously-- what is with that all the doxing her to get a picture? Oh yeah-- 99% of Farkers have no idea what its like to be 100% sure what a girl looks like that actually has sex. - like in real life and everything.

It's just for confirmation on "Fappability Safety", whether or not it's suitable material to fap to, or if it's going to end up with crying at the bottom of the shower. This of course only applies to Farkers who actually care what they fap too...which is a small percentage I'm sure. Doesn't mean the task is meaningless.

So, farkers fap to pictures from news stories and facebook profile pics? . All this time, Ive been wasting my time at xvideos. Dammit.

Dude, you and your negativity are harshing my fap!! Dammit, i went and closed facebook.......

How unfortunate for you, I printed off a picture first.

I could learn much from you, oh wise one.


I'm gonna lay a stripe on it in a few minutes then instagram it to her.

She's my girlfriend now.

27 Nov 2012 07:15 PM
Reply
IRQ12     
Disorderly conduct - 18 Pa. Cons. Stat. § 5503

Legal Research Home > Pennsylvania Statutes



§ 5503. Disorderly conduct.
(a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of disorderly
conduct if, with intent to cause public inconvenience, annoyance
or alarm, or recklessly creating a risk thereof, he:
(1) engages in fighting or threatening, or in violent or
tumultuous behavior;
(2) makes unreasonable noise;
(3) uses obscene language, or makes an obscene gesture;
or
(4) creates a hazardous or physically offensive
condition by any act which serves no legitimate purpose of
the actor.


I guess "obscene gesture"...it really annoys me when they seem like they absolutely *have* to ticket or arrest everyone they come in contact with.

27 Nov 2012 07:15 PM
Reply
Jon iz teh kewl     
GayAtheist
Gaytheist
GA Theist

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

27 Nov 2012 07:21 PM
Reply
quietwalker     
Last time this happened to me was back in my home town. Small town, small police force, and everyone sorta knew everyone else. I actually hadn't gotten to the action yet, so when they pulled up, I got out of my car and yelled at them to turn their headlights off, and they just said "Sorry ... is everything okay?" saw I had a girl, said "Sorry," again, and drove off.

... and now there's video cameras in the school halls. Meh.

27 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
Reply
911Jenny     
I love when I get to send officers to these calls.

If it is a slow night, everyone and their mother trips over themselves to get there in case there's a chance she's hot ( cops or not, they're still boys). Odds are she isn't. Then they either dejectedly disregard everyone else or code out the call in some wiseass manner.

If it is busy the call ends up waiting and they're usually done by the time any gets around to it.

Never heard of anyone wasting the paper to ticket them.

The officers tend to have a hard time finding the call if it involves two men; expedite if it is two women.

We are immature and juvenile.

It's a nice change of pace from domestics and angry people.

27 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
Reply
adragontattoo    [TotalFark]  

911Jenny: I love when I get to send officers to these calls.

If it is a slow night, everyone and their mother trips over themselves to get there in case there's a chance she's hot ( cops or not, they're still boys). Odds are she isn't. Then they either dejectedly disregard everyone else or code out the call in some wiseass manner.

If it is busy the call ends up waiting and they're usually done by the time any gets around to it.

Never heard of anyone wasting the paper to ticket them.

The officers tend to have a hard time finding the call if it involves two men; expedite if it is two women.

We are immature and juvenile.

It's a nice change of pace from domestics and angry people.


And EVERYONE gets a free tasing.

27 Nov 2012 09:21 PM
Reply
Butthurted     

911Jenny: I love when I get to send officers to these calls.



No offense intended, but what makes you different than a "cock-blocker with a two way radio?"

27 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
Reply
robodog     
Kind of cute:lh5.googleusercontent.com

27 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
Reply
Showing 1-50 of 58 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined