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   Southern California chef who killed his wife and cooked her body fires his attorney but does not cook him

27 Nov 2012 06:12 PM   |   4329 clicks   |   Daily Breeze
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MrHappyRotter     
Well done.

27 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
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She was delicious

27 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
BlackMtnMan     
He didn't cook his attorney because he was out of fava beans.

27 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
Sir_Spanksalot     
He really gave his lawyer a grilling before he fried his employ.

27 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
tjsands1118     
You don't eat lawyers, their meat is gritty from all the bottom feeding.

27 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
Edziak     
This headline is tasteless. Where is the seasoning?

27 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
Allen. The end.     
Something something "The Cook, The Thief, The Wife, and her Lover".

27 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
Loucifer     
I don't buy it. No chef is going to slow cook that much meat without browning it first.

27 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
skinink     
The cook and murderer, his wife and his ex-lawyer.

27 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
pottie     
Besides, there isn't a decent wine that goes with attorney.

27 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
SweetSaws     
He must be a sous chef. Oh wait, it's criminal court, nevermind.

27 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
echinuts     
Southern California chef who killed his wife and cooked her body fires his attorney but does not cook him ....yet.

27 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
jst3p     
That's gotta be rare.

27 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
jst3p     
He didn't want to eat him because he wasn't a seasoned attorney.

27 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
jst3p     
"Your honor, salad bar?"

27 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
2wolves     

AverageAmericanGuy: She was delicious


- burp -

27 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
illannoyin     

Loucifer: I don't buy it. No chef is going to slow cook that much meat without browning it first.


You never go ATM.

I'm sorry, you did mean 'browning' as a euphemism right?

27 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
WordsnCollision     

tjsands1118: You don't eat lawyers, their meat is gritty from all the bottom feeding.


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/doesn't care

27 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  

tjsands1118: You don't eat lawyers, their meat is gritty from all the bottom feeding.


True, but they make a passable provender.

27 Nov 2012 07:16 PM
Hop-Frog     
I read that as, "fries his attorney".

27 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
A Terrible Human     

pottie: Besides, there isn't a decent wine that goes with attorney.


A handy guide to which wine goes best with various parts of the face

27 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
MrEricSir     
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^ The chef's favorite film.

27 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
Mega Steve     
So, he "accidentally" killed her. Did her body accidentally fall into the cooking pot, too?

27 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
Skywolf Philosopher     
You know how you know someone is a cray cray cannibal? If they haz a 4k collection.

27 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
Fark Me To Tears    [TotalFark]  
I heard he cooked her because he thought she was too pink in the middle.

27 Nov 2012 07:54 PM
crabsno termites     
FTA: "Why Viens fired McCurry was not disclosed."

Just a thought, but perhaps to delay sentencing?

27 Nov 2012 08:00 PM
ClavellBCMI    [TotalFark]  

tjsands1118: You don't eat lawyers, their meat is gritty from all the bottom feeding.


Not to mention all the toxic waste by-products contained in the meat from lawyers.

27 Nov 2012 08:04 PM
laid back w/bud light     
I have the perfect marinade for cooking a woman ie. an ex-wife. Combine equal parts of overdraft fees and clothes purchased that never got worn. Next add all the scrapings of plates and pans she left in the sink overnight to become as hard as concrete. Finish it off with all the hair she left in the shower drain forcing you to stand ankle deep when you take your shower. You may or may not deglaze the pan with the liquid from every time she forgot to flush the toilet. Season to tast, Enjoy!

27 Nov 2012 08:58 PM
strutin     
Was she hot?

/can't believe it wasn't used yet..

27 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
L33t Squirrel     
His lawyer's name is McCurry? Hunh, I guess he doesn't like Indian food.

27 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
powhound     

strutin: Was she hot?

/can't believe it wasn't used yet..


Closer to room temperature.

27 Nov 2012 11:08 PM
Shaun of the Dead     
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/obscure?

28 Nov 2012 01:12 AM
ko_kyi     
thank goodness that sous vide thing is a passing fad.

28 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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