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27 Nov 2012 08:31 PM   |   10171 clicks   |   Seattle Times
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brap    [TotalFark]  
Poor Susan.

27 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
That's a croc of shiat.

27 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
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dickfreckle     
...life has new meaning to me

27 Nov 2012 08:15 PM
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Apos     
Deleted Live And Let Die scene?

27 Nov 2012 08:38 PM
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mbillips     
Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes, for criyi.

/Another pop music reference? Seriously, I have no clue on this stuff.

27 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
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The Angry Hand of God     
Protect the pile, crocodile.

27 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
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The Angry Hand of God     

mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes, for criyi.

/Another pop music reference? Seriously, I have no clue on this stuff.


This should explain everything

27 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
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Shadow Blasko     
Interior Crocodile Alligator...

27 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
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Bill_Wick's_Friend     
All around?

B - bursting balloons

27 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
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jimmyego    [TotalFark]  
The Aristocrocs?

27 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
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BlackMtnMan     
Growl/op, opp, opp.

27 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
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ficklefkrfark     
What are the odds this dude has a ponytail?

27 Nov 2012 08:45 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Why don't we just legalize growing and selling and using marijuana and do away with all this bullshiat violence that surrounds it because it's illegal, man?

27 Nov 2012 08:47 PM
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ficklefkrfark     
If only he would've installed the shark filled moat, this shiat wouldn't went down.

27 Nov 2012 08:49 PM
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djslowdive     

AverageAmericanGuy: Why don't we just legalize growing and selling and using marijuana and do away with all this bullshiat violence that surrounds it because it's illegal, man?


Actually it will be legal here in about 2 weeks (at least having up to an ounce will be)

27 Nov 2012 08:51 PM
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mbillips     

The Angry Hand of God: mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes, for criyi.

/Another pop music reference? Seriously, I have no clue on this stuff.

This should explain everything


Dude, did you just rickroll me? 1998 just called, and .... what? Yes, I told them about 9/11, do you think I'm crazy?

27 Nov 2012 08:52 PM
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Apos     

brap: Poor Susan.



*golf clap*

27 Nov 2012 08:53 PM
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mbillips     

Bill_Wick's_Friend: All around?

B - bursting balloons


C - catching cold.

D - doing dishes.

/Carole King FTW

27 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
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digitalrain     

mbillips: Bill_Wick's_Friend: All around?

B - bursting balloons

C - catching cold.

D - doing dishes.

/Carole King FTW


E - entertaining elephants

/ Carole King, indeed!

27 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
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r0Be     
Suddenly Seymour?

27 Nov 2012 09:15 PM
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NephilimNexus     
"The 41-year-old suspect, who was arrested for investigation of attempted murder, offered to help the detectives corral his gators. He managed to get them into a nearby bathroom where they were left in the water-filled bathtub. Because it wasn't clear how long the alligators would be there, they were left with some raw chicken parts to gnaw on, Elwin said."

But if had been a six week old puppies they would have just emptied their magazines into them.

27 Nov 2012 09:21 PM
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scalpod     

djslowdive: AverageAmericanGuy: Why don't we just legalize growing and selling and using marijuana and do away with all this bullshiat violence that surrounds it because it's illegal, man?

Actually it will be legal here in about 2 weeks (at least having up to an ounce will be)


How about gators? How many and how big can they be?

/whips out pad and pencil

27 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
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Need_MindBleach     
i69.photobucket.com

27 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
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gerbilpox     
TFA's original title was better:

Two alligators, a pole dancer and pot at Olympia area shooting scene


"That's a quiet Saturday night 'round here!"
/oblig

27 Nov 2012 09:26 PM
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miltonbabbitt     

mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes...



Yea, I'm thinking the same thing. Maybe 4 foot tip to tip. There are, however, big gators with stripes LINK

I'm around big gators every week, but I've never seen a big gator with stripes in my area.

27 Nov 2012 09:41 PM
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Roja Herring     

Shadow Blasko: Interior Crocodile Alligator...


I hate you so hard right now.

27 Nov 2012 09:42 PM
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maltedmothball     

ficklefkrfark: If only he would've installed the shark filled moat, this shiat wouldn't went down.


but would he go for the "laser" attached to their frigging heads?

/is that too much to ask for?

27 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
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thesloppy     
If those are 5-foot long aligators, then that dude is rolling with a 7-foot wide bathtub. I suppose he did have a stripper pole and a stripper to go with it, so maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubt.

27 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
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Sexpun T'Come     
"Two alligators, a pole dancer and pot at Olympia area shooting scene"

Sounds like the setup to a bad joke.

/or a good one

27 Nov 2012 10:29 PM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
TThis would never happen to Amos Moses

/named him after a man of the cloth

27 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
That's actually a pretty good idea.

Although my plan has always been 6' rattlesnakes. Or king cobras.

27 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
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skink     

Sexpun T'Come: "Two alligators, a pole dancer and pot at Olympia area shooting scene"

Sounds like the setup to a bad joke.

/or a good one


I told Carl this one was too farfetched.

27 Nov 2012 11:11 PM
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ransack.     
This guy clearly is smart enough to recognize that pit bulls are more dangerous to him as a guard animal than these gators.

Gators take a month to get hungry and are more loyal and loving to their human masters. This is because alligators have been around for 200 million years and have had time to chill out. Pitbulls were invented in 1962 and love only murder.

27 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
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ransack.     
"This guy" is the marijuana cultivator, in case I left that ambiguous. Which I did.

28 Nov 2012 12:02 AM
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chaoticcrash     

miltonbabbitt: mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes...


Yea, I'm thinking the same thing. Maybe 4 foot tip to tip. There are, however, big gators with stripes LINK

I'm around big gators every week, but I've never seen a big gator with stripes in my area.


I've lived in the area most of my life, and don't usually see Northwest alligators. Who says they can't have stripes? Have you ever visited this area? Stripes would not surprise me.

28 Nov 2012 12:10 AM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Ticktockticktockticktock

28 Nov 2012 12:17 AM
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ladyfortuna     
"The gators apparently were there to protect the owner's marijuana"

Whatever happened to just having a couple of guard dogs? They're a lot faster and more useful on dry land...

28 Nov 2012 12:32 AM
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Gyrfalcon     

ladyfortuna: "The gators apparently were there to protect the owner's marijuana"

Whatever happened to just having a couple of guard dogs? They're a lot faster and more useful on dry land...


Harder to corrupt a couple of gators with a big steak and a friendly pat on the head.

28 Nov 2012 12:44 AM
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belhade     

Sexpun T'Come: "Two alligators, a pole dancer and pot at Olympia area shooting scene"

Sounds like the setup to a bad joke.

/or a good one


Or a 90s rap video.

28 Nov 2012 12:54 AM
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JustinCase     

The Angry Hand of God: mbillips: Five-foot alligators, my ass. Those babies are 3 feet, tops. They've still got stripes, for criyi.

/Another pop music reference? Seriously, I have no clue on this stuff.

This should explain everything


You bastard.

*shakes tiny fist*

28 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
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