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   Vader man accused of fatally injuring father

27 Nov 2012 09:37 PM   |   4344 clicks   |   SeattlePI
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Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

27 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
davidphogan     
It must really suck to kill your own dad. Unless he's evil. But in that case, you'd already be half evil, so maybe it would still suck? Or would it be good? I'm not good with my evil calculations.

27 Nov 2012 09:42 PM
wisewerds     
I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

27 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
Bubba_the_Hutt     
Doesn't master what they charge him with because he'll just alter the deal.

27 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     

wisewerds: I live near Vader.


Is your name TK-421?

27 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
smokescreen     
dnrtfa, but nuff said

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27 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
Fluorescent Testicle     

wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.


Mostly moisture farmers, I presume?

27 Nov 2012 09:47 PM
MrHappyRotter     
Live long and prosper.

27 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

27 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
Tsar_Bomba1     
I thought he had no father...

27 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  
who hit his head on the ground during a confrontation.

I thought it was the electricity, I didn't realize he hit his head.

27 Nov 2012 10:01 PM
dogboy360     
I know a family named Vader.
Really nice people too.

27 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
Forbidden Doughnut     

Fluorescent Testicle: wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

Mostly moisture farmers, I presume?


Doubtful, western Washington State has FAR too much moisture, IMHO

27 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
Apos     
The true instigator:

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27 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
DarkSoulNoHope     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.


Not if the lightsaber immediately cauterizes the wound.

27 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
It's weird because Vader means "Father."

27 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
DarkSoulNoHope     

DarkSoulNoHope: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Not if the lightsaber immediately cauterizes the wound.


Nevermind, I didn't see the word "without" you used.

/fail

27 Nov 2012 10:17 PM
Kaolian     
I once rented a space in vader.

27 Nov 2012 10:21 PM
Gyrfalcon     

Kaolian: I once rented a space in vader.


What was your high score?

27 Nov 2012 10:50 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
Disney is going to send a cease & desist letter.

27 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
Gwyrddu     
He should have just let him go to Tosche station to pick up those power convertors.

27 Nov 2012 11:00 PM
Miss Stein     
Oh dear. I wonder if it's the same Michael Myers I used to work with, some years ago. We went out a few times too. He's in his early 50s, with a son in his mid-20s.

/Seattleite

27 Nov 2012 11:23 PM
InternetSecurityGuard     
Fifty-two-year-old Michael K. Myers suffered a head injury and later died at a Seattle hospital.

They should keep a close eye on that body for a while to make sure he doesn't come back.

27 Nov 2012 11:27 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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27 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
thisiszombocom     

wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.


would that make Seattle Mos Eisley?

27 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
Harry_Seldon     

Fluorescent Testicle: wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

Mostly moisture farmers, I presume?


Too many of "those people." You know... protocol droids.

27 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
you are a puppet     
it's TIME! it's TIME!

27 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
TheManofPA     
Was Dumb-Ass-Monkey there as an eyewitness to anything caught on camera?

27 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
SnarfVader     
And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog!

28 Nov 2012 12:11 AM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

Harry_Seldon: Fluorescent Testicle: wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

Mostly moisture farmers, I presume?

Too many of "those people." You know... protocol droids.


They're fine. It's the sand people I can't tolerate.

You run them out of your store, but they always come back, and in greater numbers.

28 Nov 2012 12:17 AM
dudemanbro     

thisiszombocom: would that make Seattle Mos Eisley?


Well, it is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

28 Nov 2012 12:24 AM
Gyrfalcon     

SnarfVader: And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog!


What you get for running around with Cheetarah behind Lion-o's back.

28 Nov 2012 12:45 AM
CDN_Kodiak     
Let's just hope his ghost image isn't shopped into a more youthful appearance. Really it was for the fans George ?

28 Nov 2012 12:51 AM
imgod2u     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.


Lightsabers cauterize the wound

28 Nov 2012 01:03 AM
Medic Zero     

wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.


Is it near Winlock and Toledo?

/ Out there.

28 Nov 2012 01:06 AM
Fano     
"It was the Boogey Man."
"As a matter of fact, it was."

28 Nov 2012 01:09 AM
Fano     

CDN_Kodiak: Let's just hope his ghost image isn't shopped into a more youthful appearance. Really it was for the fans George ?


Much as I dislike the Prequels, I believe in my heart that George thought he was giving the fans exactly what they wanted, eg the badass clone army(who are to become the stormtroopers) is a bunch of clones of Boba Fett's dad. One more example: Yoda bouncing like a pinball as some amazing swordsman. We could go all night, but i can't think of one clumsy revelation that didn't begin wih ""As i bet the fans will like this!"

28 Nov 2012 01:13 AM
SnarfVader     

Medic Zero: wisewerds: I live near Vader. It's a rural little town.

Is it near Winlock and Toledo?

/ Out there.


Yes. That's one of the exits you would take from I5 to get there.

28 Nov 2012 01:24 AM
KickahaOta     
I learned something new tonight. All this time I thought that Vader was split in half by Interstate 5, and that it was an incredibly small town. Now I know that it's about two miles west of I-5, and that it's just a really small town.

28 Nov 2012 01:37 AM
RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
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R.I.P., Vedder Man

28 Nov 2012 02:16 AM
I sound fat     

dogboy360: I know a family named Vader.
Really nice people too.


If my last name were Vader, I would perpetually have a dog named Darth.

28 Nov 2012 03:31 AM
SnarfVader     

KickahaOta: I learned something new tonight. All this time I thought that Vader was split in half by Interstate 5, and that it was an incredibly small town. Now I know that it's about two miles west of I-5, and that it's just a really small town.


I thought that area split by I5 was too until I explored around that area. Turns out it's not even a town, but it's closest to Toledo.

28 Nov 2012 03:42 AM
SnarfVader     

I sound fat: dogboy360: I know a family named Vader.
Really nice people too.

If my last name were Vader, I would perpetually have a dog named Darth.


My dog's name is Dudley. Turns out the rest of the family aren't fans of Star Wars.

28 Nov 2012 03:44 AM
Doc Daneeka     

DarkSoulNoHope: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Not if the lightsaber immediately cauterizes the wound.


imgod2u: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Lightsabers cauterize the wound


Neither of you have very good reading comprehension.

28 Nov 2012 06:32 AM
Tanthalas39     
No irony police douchebags yet!?

28 Nov 2012 06:36 AM
vinniethepoo     
Irony rusts in western WA.

28 Nov 2012 07:19 AM
machoprogrammer     

smokescreen: dnrtfa, but nuff said

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came for this. Leaving satisfied

28 Nov 2012 08:27 AM
kobrakai     

The All-Powerful Atheismo: wisewerds: I live near Vader.

Is your name TK-421?


He probably won't respond what with his communication problem.

28 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
DarkSoulNoHope     

Doc Daneeka: DarkSoulNoHope: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Not if the lightsaber immediately cauterizes the wound.

imgod2u: Zarquon's Flat Tire: See, when you cut someone's hand off without a light saber, they farking bleed out.

Lightsabers cauterize the wound

Neither of you have very good reading comprehension.


Hey, I apologized afterward! Besides, my reading skills can be excused by my problematic ADD which can prevent me fro... OH LOOK A BUNNY!!

28 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
brimed03     

InternetSecurityGuard: Fifty-two-year-old Michael K. Myers suffered a head injury and later died at a Seattle hospital.

They should keep a close eye on that body for a while to make sure he doesn't come back.


Came for this, leaving satisfied

28 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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