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   After they illegally shot a deer, poachers stab it to death in their vehicle when it suddenly snaps back to life and ultimately they get arrested after people notice blood dripping from the SUV. They should have called The Wolf

28 Nov 2012 03:21 AM   |   3536 clicks   |   Gainesville Sun
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
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28 Nov 2012 12:49 AM
SnakeLee    [TotalFark]  
This needs the Florida tag urgently

28 Nov 2012 12:55 AM
AntonSzandorLaVey    [TotalFark]  
Cause storin' dead stags ain't my farking business!

28 Nov 2012 01:18 AM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently


Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.

28 Nov 2012 01:25 AM
Cup Check    [TotalFark]  
Over in one.

/Come on subby, you're better than that

28 Nov 2012 02:03 AM
SnarfVader     
The Aristocrats!

28 Nov 2012 02:37 AM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
The Wolf? I think they should have called The Jackal.

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28 Nov 2012 03:14 AM
styckx     
Over in one

28 Nov 2012 03:23 AM
phrawgh     

SnarfVader: The Aristocrats!


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28 Nov 2012 03:24 AM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     
I assume "Atlantis" by Donavan was playing on the radio at the time.

28 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
Ivo Shandor    [TotalFark]  
No, they should have called for a Bambulance.

28 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
harryhardhat     
Subby gets my vote.

28 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
othmar     
i hope and pray they don't get a pay raise.

28 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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Wanted for questioning.

28 Nov 2012 03:31 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  

SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently


Lake Tahoe? Boy are you lost.

28 Nov 2012 03:31 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: [blondesearch.ru image 480x360]


Is that Jeb Bush in the passenger seat?

28 Nov 2012 03:33 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently

Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.


I can rectify this. Just lemme borrow a buddy's truck, bowie knife and shotgun and drive to Florida.

28 Nov 2012 03:34 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  
Not that it matters, but while Lee could be Chinese or Korean or Anglo, Saechao is Lao.

28 Nov 2012 03:35 AM
Metalithic     
Just think- if this had been a couple of teenagers instead of a deer, the gentlemen in question would garner the slobbering appreciation of half of Fark.

28 Nov 2012 03:36 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently

Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.


Shingle Springs is a bit Northeast (I think, go up I-80, you'll find it) of us, but if they're SacTown dudes, I am not surprised. The stupid here can be incredibly strong. We have state legislators and the like here, ya know. Don't even get me started about the various actors that come up from SoCal and buy homes in the foothills for the "serenity". Bite me. Go away, you dbags. These things all add to the stupid, which is apparently highly contagious.

/SoCal refugee to Norcal/SacTown suburbanite
//also has the stupid, just a different kind of stupid

28 Nov 2012 03:37 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

Kevin72: Not that it matters, but while Lee could be Chinese or Korean or Anglo, Saechao is Lao.


Oh! So not just SacTown, but from South Sac, most likely! Which reminds me, I need to go to Sun market out there and buy some more Tom Yum Shrimp ramen cups because they are yummy and cheap (an entire case for less than five bucks, dudes!). Even I don't always feel like cooking.

28 Nov 2012 03:40 AM
CT_Kirk     
Did it bite him in the neck?

28 Nov 2012 03:40 AM
ladyfortuna     
They got most of what they deserved. Really they deserved to total their vehicle and perhaps some injuries, but it's a good start.

I have absolutely no problem with hunting deer during the normal season (after all, they're delicious, and vermin around here), but poaching and inept hunters/inept butchering indicates they need to be removed from the gene pool. No deer for you!

28 Nov 2012 03:51 AM
Mitch Mitchell     

Kevin72: Not that it matters, but while Lee could be Chinese or Korean or Anglo, Saechao is Lao.


Thanks for that. Next time I'm on who wants to be a millionaire,,,,

28 Nov 2012 04:04 AM
0Icky0     
Probably a couple of dorks.

28 Nov 2012 04:04 AM
borg    [TotalFark]  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Bathia_Mapes: SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently

Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.

Shingle Springs is a bit Northeast (I think, go up I-80, you'll find it) of us, but if they're SacTown dudes, I am not surprised. The stupid here can be incredibly strong. We have state legislators and the like here, ya know. Don't even get me started about the various actors that come up from SoCal and buy homes in the foothills for the "serenity". Bite me. Go away, you dbags. These things all add to the stupid, which is apparently highly contagious.

/SoCal refugee to Norcal/SacTown suburbanite
//also has the stupid, just a different kind of stupid


Shingle Springs is on HWY 50. near Red Hawk Casino. I pass it all the time in the winter on the way to the family compound in Tahoe.

28 Nov 2012 04:05 AM
log_jammin     
we're they in a motherfarkin phone booth? we're they minding their own god damn business?

28 Nov 2012 04:09 AM
Mitch Mitchell     

log_jammin: we're they in a motherfarkin phone booth? we're they minding their own god damn business?

What?

28 Nov 2012 04:25 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     
While I have never had a deer come alive in a car. I have them get up and try to get away when walking up to them after thinking I made a clean kill

28 Nov 2012 04:29 AM
log_jammin     

Mitch Mitchell: log_jammin: we're they in a motherfarkin phone booth? we're they minding their own god damn business?
What?


Link

It's been played on every radio morning show since forever.

28 Nov 2012 04:33 AM
0Icky0     

Mid_mo_mad_man: r thinking I made a clean kill


Deer have a different view on cleanliness I hear.

28 Nov 2012 04:34 AM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

borg: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Bathia_Mapes: SnakeLee: This needs the Florida tag urgently

Normally I would agree with you, but according to the article this happened in Sacramento.

Shingle Springs is a bit Northeast (I think, go up I-80, you'll find it) of us, but if they're SacTown dudes, I am not surprised. The stupid here can be incredibly strong. We have state legislators and the like here, ya know. Don't even get me started about the various actors that come up from SoCal and buy homes in the foothills for the "serenity". Bite me. Go away, you dbags. These things all add to the stupid, which is apparently highly contagious.

/SoCal refugee to Norcal/SacTown suburbanite
//also has the stupid, just a different kind of stupid

Shingle Springs is on HWY 50. near Red Hawk Casino. I pass it all the time in the winter on the way to the family compound in Tahoe.


This is part of the reason why I do not drive. Not only do you end up with a strangely dressed wench blasting some unholy Pagan or black metal from assorted Nordic countries in front of your house asking for directions, I'll ask you things like "what highway is this near? where am I? hey, what's a good place to eat 'cuz I'm kinda hungry!? are there any cool museums or tourists traps nearby? Oh, hey, hey, hey what kind of dog is that next door??" *hops around with great excitement while drinking coffee* An adventure! Awesome!

The ADHD and weirdness are so strong in me, I don't think I could live anywhere except California. I'm happy, though. Yay! California rocks!

Well, OK, I could probably live in Oregon. I hear they're pretty weird up there as well. Maybe even Seattle or Tacoma. Then I could hunt bigfoot in Washington. (not that I'd actually want to meet one - scary!)

/yeah, that ADHD thing is kicking in again
//still wouldn't shoot or stab a deer in any season, though 
///you do it, I'll cook it, no probs dude

28 Nov 2012 04:41 AM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

Kevin72: Bathia_Mapes: [blondesearch.ru image 480x360]

Is that Jeb Bush in the passenger seat?


Chris Farley. Movie is "Tommy Boy".

28 Nov 2012 04:43 AM
skinink     
Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the farking SUV.

28 Nov 2012 04:44 AM
ekdikeo4    [TotalFark]  

Cup Check: Over in one.

/Come on subby, you're better than that


yeah, the pulp fiction reference was reaching.

28 Nov 2012 04:54 AM
LowbrowDeluxe     

Metalithic: Just think- if this had been a couple of teenagers instead of a deer, the gentlemen in question would garner the slobbering appreciation of half of Fark.


I honestly don't even understand what point you think you're trolling. Not a clue.

28 Nov 2012 04:56 AM
Mega Steve     

LowbrowDeluxe: Metalithic: Just think- if this had been a couple of teenagers instead of a deer, the gentlemen in question would garner the slobbering appreciation of half of Fark.

I honestly don't even understand what point you think you're trolling. Not a clue.


I thought it was just me. I've seen posts by Meow Said the Dog that make more sense

28 Nov 2012 05:15 AM
KrispyKritter     

Metalithic: Just think- if this had been a couple of teenagers instead of a deer, the gentlemen in question would garner the slobbering appreciation of half of Fark.


stand your teen

28 Nov 2012 05:29 AM
kayanlau     
Deer in question:

Link

28 Nov 2012 06:02 AM
The Ghost of Tom Ace     
harryhardhat: Subby gets my vote.

/Come on, it was well played. Just because you submitted a better headline or came up with one in your head retrospectively doesn't mean it was better.

28 Nov 2012 06:18 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Does Mr. Wallace look like a doe?

28 Nov 2012 06:39 AM
Albert911emt     
Say what?

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28 Nov 2012 06:40 AM
Dog Welder     
You gotta remember to put one in his BRAIN. Your first shot puts him down, then you put one in his BRAIN. Then he's dead. Then we go home.

28 Nov 2012 06:40 AM
meintx2001     

Ivo Shandor: No, they should have called for a Bambulance.


Came for a Bambulance reference. ;-)

28 Nov 2012 06:47 AM
Mad Mark     

meintx2001: Ivo Shandor: No, they should have called for a Bambulance.

Came for a Bambulance reference. ;-)


Been forever since I heard that. :)

28 Nov 2012 06:50 AM
HighlanderRPI     
This is still a better love story than Twilight

28 Nov 2012 07:21 AM
MythDragon     
That deer was a mushroom cloud laying motherfarker.

28 Nov 2012 07:38 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, antler-rattlin' bucks, who'll go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get odocoileus on your ass.

28 Nov 2012 07:42 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
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'Bengo!' *spits*

28 Nov 2012 07:47 AM
katerbug72     

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

'Bengo!' *spits*


Thank you. I love that flick. Karen and Jeff were both hot in it.

28 Nov 2012 08:00 AM
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