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   Hey everybody, maybe the terrorists aren't winning after all. The TSA has relaxed the rules on traveling with snow globes

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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
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excuse me, but did you say 'snowglobes'?

28 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
ChipNASA     
I fill mine with Everclear anyway.
/where's my straw?

28 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
moothemagiccow    [TotalFark]  
they won a long time ago

28 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
Smeggy Smurf     
The terrorists won in 2008 when you jackasses elected a Muslim

/doubleplusungoodderp

28 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
someguy945     

moothemagiccow: they won a long time ago


As evidenced by the fact that we have headlines like "The TSA has relaxed the rules on traveling with snow globes"

28 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
Deep Contact     
TSA still gropes the round globe.

28 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
How can adults take this chit seriously? How can the media continue to enable the derp?
Won't somebody think of the future children and stop this maddness.
This is so as stupid does.

TSA MUST DIE!

28 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
Need a Dispenser Here     
Terrific! Now I can finally do all of those snow globe mid flight bombings I was preparing for until 911 happened!

28 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
Snow Globe Central of Denver points out the TSA allows only snow globes that appear to "contain less than 3.4 ounces

And I'm sure TSA "Officer" Sha'Ni-Kqwaa is absolutely superb at converting diameter to volume and figuring out what "appears" to contain the right amount of liquid.

28 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     

Need a Dispenser Here: Terrific! Now I can finally do all of those snow globe mid flight bombings I was preparing for until 911 happened!


Operation ROSEBUD is a go!

28 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Snow Globe Central of Denver points out the TSA allows only snow globes that appear to "contain less than 3.4 ounces

And I'm sure TSA "Officer" Sha'Ni-Kqwaa is absolutely superb at converting diameter to volume and figuring out what "appears" to contain the right amount of liquid.


Not to worry.
Chertoff is making a machine to check them.
A bargain at any price!

28 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
Random Anonymous Blackmail     
Still no cure for my hot sauce that was apprehended in Austin...

28 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
WizardofToast     
Snow globes still not forgiven for the ending of St. Elsewhere and the Syfy Original Movie 'Ice Quake'.

28 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
ha-ha-guy     
Now if you are under 12, you don't have to take your shoes off to clear security. Because you know terrorists would never hide shiat on their kids.

/the TSA is a bad joke

28 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
AliceBToklasLives     
Fark has relaxed the rules on repeats?

/yes, I know there are no such rules

28 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
jagarr     
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/hot like 1.6 was!!!

28 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
RussianPooper    [TotalFark]  
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Don't fark with a man's snow globe.

28 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
tonguedepressor     
I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.

My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.

And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.

28 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  

tonguedepressor: I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.

My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.

And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.


Da fuq?

28 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
The terrorists will be "winning" as long at those absolutely spineless politicians refuse to do the right thing by dissolving the TSA, tearing up the so-called "Patriot Act" and throwing Bush and Cheney in prison for high treason.

But it won't happen. Too many favors to call in.

28 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
wantingout     
oh good. getting ready for the 'snow globe christmas bomb terrorist' story to break about dec 23rd. cmon cnn!

28 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Arctic Phoenix     

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Still no cure for my hot sauce that was apprehended in Austin...


Hey, hot sauce can be a weapon of mass destruction in the wrong hands.

/mmm, hot sauce
//Relax the restrictions on ALL liquids already

28 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
p51d007     
THANK YOU THANK YOU oh great rulers!
Thank you for your kindness....can we also have another lump of coal??

28 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
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28 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
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28 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
Myria     
Snow globes seem like an interesting way to smuggle illegal substances.

<3 David Bowie in Labyrinth, so hawt.

28 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
fill it with cocaine dissolved in water

so if u say it's a snow globe your not actually lying.

28 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
sethen320     

tonguedepressor: I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.

My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.

And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.


Um. Ok.

28 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
TSA are the terrorists

Remember Obama pledging to build a private army within the United States to rival the US Military?

There you go

28 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
Fear the Clam     
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About time.

28 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
Mobutu     
Tomorrow's headline: Terrorists blow up plane with snow-globe bomb.

Wut?

28 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
StinkyFiddlewinks     
Haven't they seen Sons of Anarchy? Those things are deadly, man!

28 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
Cybernetic     
Good. Now I won't have to shove my snow globe up my ass to get it through security.

28 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
runescorpio     

moothemagiccow: they won a long time ago


Yup. Still winning.

28 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Allegrita    [TotalFark]  
old news is old

28 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     
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"Marvelous. Then I shall find the snow globe that contains The Nameless Beast, and use its power to destroy the universe!"

28 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
tonguedepressor     

sethen320: tonguedepressor: I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.

My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.

And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.

Um. Ok.


Ya see car lighters are activated by electricity and nothing more than lil hunks of metal until they're plugged into the lighter repository.

And goldfish in a baggie are obviously alive and therefore can't be swimming in anything remotely dangerous.

28 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
OnlyM3     

Day_Old_Dutchie

The terrorists will be "winning" as long at those absolutely spineless politicians refuse to do the right thing by dissolving the TSA, tearing up the so-called "Patriot Act" and throwing Bush and Cheney in prison for high treason.

But it won't happen. Too many favors to call in.

Yeah allll buuuush's fault. Obama hasn't expanded searches to physically grabbing your crotch -oh... yes he did-. Hasn't expanded spying on Americans -- oh wait, he did that to. Hasn't set up a "report your neighbor" website -- oh.. he did that too didn't he. Well at least he hasn't expanded spying on "We the People" without warrents --Nope, he did that too.

but hey..... it's only wrong when bush did it.. Right?

// diaf.

28 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     

OnlyM3: Day_Old_Dutchie

The terrorists will be "winning" as long at those absolutely spineless politicians refuse to do the right thing by dissolving the TSA, tearing up the so-called "Patriot Act" and throwing Bush and Cheney in prison for high treason.

But it won't happen. Too many favors to call in.
Yeah allll buuuush's fault. Obama hasn't expanded searches to physically grabbing your crotch -oh... yes he did-. Hasn't expanded spying on Americans -- oh wait, he did that to. Hasn't set up a "report your neighbor" website -- oh.. he did that too didn't he. Well at least he hasn't expanded spying on "We the People" without warrents --Nope, he did that too.

but hey..... it's only wrong when bush did it.. Right?

// diaf.


When did Obama do all of that? Did he personally tell TSA to resort to crotch-grabbing? And yes, we can blame Bush for it, because he's the one who originally made it.

28 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
NullReferenceException     
Weird that this was my first thought:
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28 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Perducci     

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Snow Globe Central of Denver points out the TSA allows only snow globes that appear to "contain less than 3.4 ounces

And I'm sure TSA "Officer" Sha'Ni-Kqwaa is absolutely superb at converting diameter to volume and figuring out what "appears" to contain the right amount of liquid.


I certainly hope so. Everyone knows that 3.5 ounces of clear liquid is enough to make a bomb while 3.4 is perfectly safe.

28 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
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