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  • wikicheats.gametrailers.comView Full Size


    excuse me, but did you say 'snowglobes'?

     
  • I fill mine with Everclear anyway.
    /where's my straw?

     
  • they won a long time ago

     
  • The terrorists won in 2008 when you jackasses elected a Muslim

    /doubleplusungoodderp

     
  • moothemagiccow: they won a long time ago


    As evidenced by the fact that we have headlines like "The TSA has relaxed the rules on traveling with snow globes"

     
  • TSA still gropes the round globe.

     
  • How can adults take this chit seriously? How can the media continue to enable the derp?
    Won't somebody think of the future children and stop this maddness.
    This is so as stupid does.

    TSA MUST DIE!

     
  • Terrific! Now I can finally do all of those snow globe mid flight bombings I was preparing for until 911 happened!

     
  • Snow Globe Central of Denver points out the TSA allows only snow globes that appear to "contain less than 3.4 ounces

    And I'm sure TSA "Officer" Sha'Ni-Kqwaa is absolutely superb at converting diameter to volume and figuring out what "appears" to contain the right amount of liquid.

     
  • Need a Dispenser Here: Terrific! Now I can finally do all of those snow globe mid flight bombings I was preparing for until 911 happened!


    Operation ROSEBUD is a go!

     
  • Prank Call of Cthulhu: Snow Globe Central of Denver points out the TSA allows only snow globes that appear to "contain less than 3.4 ounces

    And I'm sure TSA "Officer" Sha'Ni-Kqwaa is absolutely superb at converting diameter to volume and figuring out what "appears" to contain the right amount of liquid.


    Not to worry.
    Chertoff is making a machine to check them.
    A bargain at any price!

     
  • Still no cure for my hot sauce that was apprehended in Austin...

     
  • Snow globes still not forgiven for the ending of St. Elsewhere and the Syfy Original Movie 'Ice Quake'.

     
  • Now if you are under 12, you don't have to take your shoes off to clear security. Because you know terrorists would never hide shiat on their kids.

    /the TSA is a bad joke

     
  • Fark has relaxed the rules on repeats?

    /yes, I know there are no such rules

     
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    /hot like 1.6 was!!!

     
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    Don't fark with a man's snow globe.

     
  • I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.

    My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.

    And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.

     
  • tonguedepressor: I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.

    My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.

    And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.


    Da fuq?

     
  • The terrorists will be "winning" as long at those absolutely spineless politicians refuse to do the right thing by dissolving the TSA, tearing up the so-called "Patriot Act" and throwing Bush and Cheney in prison for high treason.

    But it won't happen. Too many favors to call in.

     
  • oh good. getting ready for the 'snow globe christmas bomb terrorist' story to break about dec 23rd. cmon cnn!

     
  • Random Anonymous Blackmail: Still no cure for my hot sauce that was apprehended in Austin...


    Hey, hot sauce can be a weapon of mass destruction in the wrong hands.

    /mmm, hot sauce
    //Relax the restrictions on ALL liquids already

     
  • THANK YOU THANK YOU oh great rulers!
    Thank you for your kindness....can we also have another lump of coal??

     
  • Snow globes seem like an interesting way to smuggle illegal substances.

    <3 David Bowie in Labyrinth, so hawt.

     
  • fill it with cocaine dissolved in water

    so if u say it's a snow globe your not actually lying.

     
  • tonguedepressor: I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.

    My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.

    And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.


    Um. Ok.

     
  • TSA are the terrorists

    Remember Obama pledging to build a private army within the United States to rival the US Military?

    There you go

     
  • Tomorrow's headline: Terrorists blow up plane with snow-globe bomb.

    Wut?

     
  • Haven't they seen Sons of Anarchy? Those things are deadly, man!

     
  • Good. Now I won't have to shove my snow globe up my ass to get it through security.

     
  • moothemagiccow: they won a long time ago


    Yup. Still winning.

     
  • old news is old

     
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    "Marvelous. Then I shall find the snow globe that contains The Nameless Beast, and use its power to destroy the universe!"

     
  • sethen320: tonguedepressor: I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.

    My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.

    And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.

    Um. Ok.


    Ya see car lighters are activated by electricity and nothing more than lil hunks of metal until they're plugged into the lighter repository.

    And goldfish in a baggie are obviously alive and therefore can't be swimming in anything remotely dangerous.

     

  • Day_Old_Dutchie

    The terrorists will be "winning" as long at those absolutely spineless politicians refuse to do the right thing by dissolving the TSA, tearing up the so-called "Patriot Act" and throwing Bush and Cheney in prison for high treason.

    But it won't happen. Too many favors to call in.

    Yeah allll buuuush's fault. Obama hasn't expanded searches to physically grabbing your crotch -oh... yes he did-. Hasn't expanded spying on Americans -- oh wait, he did that to. Hasn't set up a "report your neighbor" website -- oh.. he did that too didn't he. Well at least he hasn't expanded spying on "We the People" without warrents --Nope, he did that too.

    but hey..... it's only wrong when bush did it.. Right?

    // diaf.

     
  • OnlyM3: Day_Old_Dutchie

    The terrorists will be "winning" as long at those absolutely spineless politicians refuse to do the right thing by dissolving the TSA, tearing up the so-called "Patriot Act" and throwing Bush and Cheney in prison for high treason.

    But it won't happen. Too many favors to call in.
    Yeah allll buuuush's fault. Obama hasn't expanded searches to physically grabbing your crotch -oh... yes he did-. Hasn't expanded spying on Americans -- oh wait, he did that to. Hasn't set up a "report your neighbor" website -- oh.. he did that too didn't he. Well at least he hasn't expanded spying on "We the People" without warrents --Nope, he did that too.

    but hey..... it's only wrong when bush did it.. Right?

    // diaf.


    When did Obama do all of that? Did he personally tell TSA to resort to crotch-grabbing? And yes, we can blame Bush for it, because he's the one who originally made it.

     
  • Weird that this was my first thought:
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  • Prank Call of Cthulhu: Snow Globe Central of Denver points out the TSA allows only snow globes that appear to "contain less than 3.4 ounces

    And I'm sure TSA "Officer" Sha'Ni-Kqwaa is absolutely superb at converting diameter to volume and figuring out what "appears" to contain the right amount of liquid.


    I certainly hope so. Everyone knows that 3.5 ounces of clear liquid is enough to make a bomb while 3.4 is perfectly safe.

     
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