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   A rock star renowned for his previous drug abuse insists he has all the proof you need to believe in aliens that look like Star Wars Storm Troopers coming down from the sky on old-style pogo sticks

28 Nov 2012 08:31 AM   |   15710 clicks   |   The Sun
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Harry Freakstorm     
This sounds like a Photoshop challenge

28 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
ristst     
Stay classy Shaun....ya go from Ozzy to Shirley McLaine....good one!

28 Nov 2012 08:34 AM
The Ghost of Tom Ace     
Definitively unidentifiable.

28 Nov 2012 08:34 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
LEGENDARY drug user Shaun Ryder

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/Who?

28 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
sandbar67     
I'm convinced

28 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
SDRR     

Prank Call of Cthulhu: LEGENDARY drug user Shaun Ryder

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/Who?


28 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
THX 1138     
I'm waiting to hear what Bez has to say on the subject.

28 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
InternetSecurityGuard     
That's a really odd pose. It's like he is being probed somewhere we can't see.

28 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
timharrod    [TotalFark]  
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28 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
Herr Morgenstern     
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh..... I have no idea who you are.

28 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
Crewmannumber6     
Has the definition of 'Rock star' changed recently?

28 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
Loaf's Tray     
Did they drop from some kind of craft that looked remarkably like a DC-8?

28 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
eltejon     
To the everlasting glory of the infantry
Shines the name, shines the name of Rodger Young!

28 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
abhorrent1     
Rock star huh? Never heard of him or his band.

28 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
timharrod    [TotalFark]  
Look, let's not pile on this guy until we've at least seen the footage.

28 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
LewDux     
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28 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
undulat     

28 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
eltejon     
Oh. Happy Mondays. Yeah, bigger deal in the late 80's and early 90's alt/post modern scene from Factory Records. See 24 Hour Party People.

Yes, this guy was a massive user. And I like there stuff from that period.

28 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
karnal     
A few months back I was standing out on the back deck....it is around 9 or 10pm at night. No clouds and the sky is full of stars. I am looking up - trying to spot constellations - when I see this large dark V shape object fly overhead - silent, blocking out stars as it goes by. My heart races. I am tempted to run in and tell my wife to come out and witness this when I hear a faint sound: ronk. I strain to hear better as I watch the object float over: Ronk. Ronk. And then I see it.... it is a gaggle of geese flying at night in near perfect V formation. Boy - was I glad I didn't go running in the house to get my wife.

28 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
That guy looks like he's crapping in his pants.

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28 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
eltejon     

eltejon: And I like there their stuff from that period.


ooops

28 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
LDM90     
I want to believe that guy was in a band.

28 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
for good or for awesome     
Did the aliens do that to his face?

28 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
ranak     
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Here they come

28 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
Lord_Dubu     
FTFA: where he filmed his forthcoming History Channel show Shaun Ryder On UFOs

Goddammit so much

28 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
weirdneighbour     
Thought for sure it was going to be the guy who took over for Roth in Van Halen(cant remember his name), he claimed to have seen UFO.s also.

28 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
redTiburon     
Star?

28 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
biyaaatci     
Kinky Afro is a great song.

28 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
WhippingBoy     

Crewmannumber6: Has the definition of 'Rock star' changed recently?


Let's see:

Ke$ha = Rock Star
Justin Bieber = Rock Star
Nickelback = Rock Star

It sure has, Billy. It sure has.

28 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
Molavian     

LDM90: I want to believe that guy was in a band.


Go listen to some of their stuff on Youtube. It's like a bad '80s movie montage.

28 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
Two16     

timharrod: [i235.photobucket.com image 480x360]


Are. You. Kidding. Me?

28 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
weirdneighbour     
Sammy Hagar, thats his name.
/ 9:30 am already? time for nap

28 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     

WhippingBoy: Crewmannumber6: Has the definition of 'Rock star' changed recently?

Let's see:

Ke$ha = Rock Star
Justin Bieber = Rock Star
Nickelback = Rock Star

It sure has, Billy. It sure has.


that's one thing I can say that irritates me to no end.
Black Sabbath/Pink Floyd/Led Zeppelin/RUSH/etc.... those are Rock

28 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
HindiDiscoMonster     
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28 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
swahnhennessy     

HindiDiscoMonster: Black Sabbath/Pink Floyd/Led Zeppelin/RUSH/etc.... those are Rock


You know, there was music made after 1976.

28 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
Fuggin Bizzy     
I just watched "24-Hour Party People," so I'm getting the obligatory kick...

It wasn't a great movie, but at least I've heard of Shaun and Bez.

28 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
WhippingBoy     

swahnhennessy: HindiDiscoMonster: Black Sabbath/Pink Floyd/Led Zeppelin/RUSH/etc.... those are Rock

You know, there was music made after 1976.


Yeah. Some of the best music of our, or any generation was made by these guys:

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If that's not rock, I don't know what is!

28 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
You're twisting my melon, man.

28 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
TV's Vinnie     
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28 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
swahnhennessy     

WhippingBoy: If that's not rock, I don't know what is!


Yes, because everything in the last 30 years is auto-tuned pap, and nothing during the heyday of rock was bubblegum.

28 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
LewDux     
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28 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
LewDux     

swahnhennessy: WhippingBoy: If that's not rock, I don't know what is!

Yes, because everything in the last 30 years is auto-tuned pap, and nothing during the heyday of rock was bubblegum.


Forget it, he's rolling in wheelchair

28 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
imtheonlylp     

abhorrent1: Rock star huh? Never heard of him or his band.


28 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
furterfan     
"well, we've got a definite maybe from Nimoy"
"Not again!"
"OK, what about Shatner?"
"God no! Is he even still alive"
"I guess there's always Takei..... He'll do anything these days"
"Which one was he?"
"Uhura...err...Chekov.....I don't know, but the UFO nuts will get it"
"they're all too old hat, they have been around for ever doing voice overs for anything. I want..... I want someone new... Hip.... Someone the kids can dig..... how about a Rock and roll star?"
"We'll there's this one guy on the books,,,,,,, an ex-druggie singer from the 'Happy Sundays'.... he's up for any old carp these days. I hear they even sent him to Australia to eat bugs"
"Great..... we may even be able to swing the ex-druggie angle in our favour....... get me the newspapers"
"Newspapers? really?"
"No, maybe you're right........ get me 'The Sun', instead"

28 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
Grand PBUH     
Rock star?
Is this like one of those things where British call it a lift, but Americans call it an elevator?

28 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
nytmare     

Grand PBUH: Rock star?
Is this like one of those things where British call it a lift, but Americans call it an elevator?


That is a funny name. I'd have called him a chazzwazzer.

28 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
i wanna be a legendary milk drinker like Mitt Romney or Jay Cutler

28 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
Cee_Jay     
Maybe the rockstar link comes from his voice acting on GTA San Andreas?

28 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
Otto's_Jacket     

TV's Vinnie: [img.thesun.co.uk image 310x296][bp0.blogger.com image 400x226]




Goddamnit - I'm finally getting over the flu and didn't need that unexpected coughing fit...

28 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
snowybunting    [TotalFark]  
I just finished his autobiography and he seemed like a pretty straight shooter, so I'm thinking this is just a headline grabber for him, either to promote the Mondays tour or he has a UFO special coming out. Or the drug abuse has taken hold and he's bonkers. Either way, meh.

I have a "Madchester" playlist (Mondays, Stone Roses, Inspiral Carpets, Charlatans) locked and loaded at all times on my ipod. Some of the best music ever produced, IMHO.


/ecstasy, it's a helluva drug

28 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
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