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   The Duchess of Cambridge looks pretty damn good for someone who has been reported to be pregnant for the last seven months

28 Nov 2012 10:09 AM   |   19617 clicks   |   The Sun
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sodomizer     
He shouldn't impregnate her.

She's a commoner, and acts like it.

28 Nov 2012 10:11 AM
dv-ous     
A $1400 dress she wore a year ago? Oh my god!

...

She must like the dress.

28 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
abhorrent1     
1 year old makes it an old dress? I probably have jeans older than her.

/my lawn
//off

28 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
Cormee     
Is that a man in a dress?

28 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
Fissile     
She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.

28 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
Hack Patooey    [TotalFark]  

abhorrent1: 1 year old makes it an old dress? I probably have jeans older than her.

/my lawn
//off


I definitely have a leather jacket older than her.

28 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
Smeggy Smurf     

abhorrent1: 1 year old makes it an old dress? I probably have jeans older than her.

/my lawn
//off


Every piece of clothing I own is older than her. I have a t-shirt I bought back in the summer of 1992 that's in better shape than she is.

28 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
PYROY     
It must suck to be a celebrity and not be able to wear clothes twice.

28 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
abhorrent1     

Cormee: Is that a man in a dress?


Way below your standards?

/[studmam69.jpg]

28 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
Angry Buddha     
English-pretty.

28 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
THX 1138     
She's usually pretty decent looking but damn, that dress makes her look frumpy.

28 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere     

sodomizer: He shouldn't impregnate her.

She's a commoner, and acts like it.


British troll?

28 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
Cormee     

abhorrent1: Cormee: Is that a man in a dress?

Way below your standards?

/[studmam69.jpg]


I don't date men, no.

28 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
Milk D     

THX 1138: She's usually pretty decent looking but damn, that dress makes her look frumpy.


i'd totally pump this frump.

28 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
Cheron     
more Pippa please

28 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
oldfarthenry     
She needs to pump out an heir & a spare - pronto - before Prince Willy's willy wanders.

28 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
Surly U. Jest     

Cormee: abhorrent1: Cormee: Is that a man in a dress?

Way below your standards?

/[studmam69.jpg]

I don't date men, no.


Thats not what I heard

28 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
b3x     
she is a beautiful woman, but I would give her some more sammiches ... about 15 pounds of sammiches

28 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
JustHereForThePics     
She kinda has a Karen Allen thing going on.

Raiders Allen, not Skull Allen.

28 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
ObscureNameHere     

Fissile: She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.


Ya know, I was going to make a crack about 'Studman69' and such... but then I decided to look at the pics in the article.

And yes, the last year of living in the Royal SnowGlobe *really* seems to be weighing on her. She looks exhausted and running on adrenaline. "Must.... SMILE... It is what is expected!"

28 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
farker99     
See the thing is. If you are of that class you can't wear any outfit twice.

If you do then 1 of 2 things happens:
1 - People notice you are wearing something you wore before
2 - People don't notice you are wearing something you wore before.

In the first case people remembered it so you should not be wearing it again.
In the second case the outfit wasn't good enough to be noticed, so you shouldn't wear it again.

/upper crust issues
//i don't have them.

28 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Cormee     

Surly U. Jest: Cormee: abhorrent1: Cormee: Is that a man in a dress?

Way below your standards?

/[studmam69.jpg]

I don't date men, no.

Thats not what I heard


Ah man, comedy gold, that

28 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
Helena Handbasket     
That is NOT her color.

28 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
Coastalgrl     
Other than this particular dress, I'll take everything she wears. Its so hard to find professional looking clothing in the states that doesn't make one look 10 years older or just plain frumpy. The clothing she wears looks professional, elegant and classic, never trashy. I detest fashion but Ive learned that I need to dress the part of a professional to get anywhere. I, however, cannot afford anything she wears except maybe the shoes.

Apparently, every time she wears something it sells out in the UK in seconds.

/poor writing, I know
//second day of no coffee
///working on getting the body in 26 min.

28 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
Mad Scientist     
We have so much in common. She wore the same dress twice in one year. I wore the same shoes for one year.

28 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
timswar     

dv-ous: A $1400 dress she wore a year ago? Oh my god!

...

She must like the dress.


This. "OMG Kate Middleton has a dress she likes enough to wear twice! This is impotent news!"

/ It's a typo, but I'm leaving it as is.

28 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
octopied     
It's either hilarious or sad that these tabloids know what Kate wore last year. Of course she's occasionally going to wear something twice, what's she supposed to do, give away anything she wore once?

Personally,most of my clothes are worn several times before I donate them to the poor unwashed masses so that they too might have a proper gown. :P

28 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Cheron: more Pippa please


28 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
JackieRabbit     
Is that really Kate? Please tell her to turn around and someone turn on the wind machine, so that we can be sure.

28 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
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I enjoy these pictures.

28 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
shiryatsya     
Damn it, and Harry can't do any better cause he's not actually Charles son.

fark.

28 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
Coastalgrl     

Mad Scientist: We have so much in common. She wore the same dress twice in one year. I wore the same shoes for one year.


She actually wears the same pair of shoes over and over again. The simple non-stripper height heels.

I wear the same shoes for one year all the time. Flip flops get replaced every 6 mos unfortunately. Reef! Why dont your shoes last years like they used to! I have blown out a flip flop and it hurts like a SOB.

28 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
grokca    [TotalFark]  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 400x615]

[i48.tinypic.com image 760x1140]

I enjoy these pictures.


Cheeky bugger.

28 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
Mog32Kupo     
Say what you want, but I find the Duchess prime hot, plus she has the accent and non-british teeth.

Good for her recycling a dress, maybe trying to promote a less spending royal family...who does exactly what for the country that funds them?


/sharp knees be damned, she's got purty eyes
//swoon

28 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
Zombie Eater     

Hack Patooey: abhorrent1: 1 year old makes it an old dress? I probably have jeans older than her.

/my lawn
//off

I definitely have a leather jacket older than her.


Mine's only 17, but I guarantee you she'll look much older than it within the next few years.

28 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
Litig8r     

Fissile: She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. She was quite attractive -- but now all of a sudden she's looking like her skin is drawn over her bones and, like you said, dessicated. But like shiny and dessicated at the same time. Very odd for someone that age. That's usually much more of a south florida 60 y/o look.

28 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
ObscureNameHere     

Litig8r: Fissile: She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. She was quite attractive -- but now all of a sudden she's looking like her skin is drawn over her bones and, like you said, dessicated. But like shiny and dessicated at the same time. Very odd for someone that age. That's usually much more of a south florida 60 y/o look.


It is from all of the topless running around in the sunny parts of the Empire.

28 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
Fissile     

ObscureNameHere: Litig8r: Fissile: She's not aging well. I guess Prince Billy the Idiot takes after his dad, Prince Charlie the Moran, and goes for that dessicated old crone look.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. She was quite attractive -- but now all of a sudden she's looking like her skin is drawn over her bones and, like you said, dessicated. But like shiny and dessicated at the same time. Very odd for someone that age. That's usually much more of a south florida 60 y/o look.

It is from all of the topless running around in the sunny parts of the Empire.


=================

It's a well known scientific fact that sunlight on bare boobies will dry out a woman. I'm sure it's got nothing to do with English women losing out on the genetic lottery.

28 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
JonnyG     
This woman is not good looking. The poor thing doesn't even have a nice rack to prop her up.

28 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
The gestation period for royalty and horses is about eleven months.

This joke would be funnier if it were about the Duchess of Lancaster rather than the Duchess of Cambridge.

28 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
SomethingToDo     
How is hieir formed? How princess get pragnent?

/they need to do way instain republics

28 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
lharvey     
Only sevens months? Link

28 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
kg2095     

shiryatsya: Damn it, and Harry can't do any better cause he's not actually Charles son.

fark.


He also has a head like a smacked arse.

28 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  

JustHereForThePics: She kinda has a Karen Allen thing going on.

Raiders Allen, not Skull Allen.


Too bad it's not Animal House Answering Boone's Knocking at the Door Allen.

28 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
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