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28 Nov 2012 11:22 AM   |   6388 clicks   |   Denver Post
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kimwim    [TotalFark]  
I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

28 Nov 2012 07:16 AM
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naughtyrev    [TotalFark]  
Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

28 Nov 2012 08:25 AM
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Coolfusis     

kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.


Add honey. You're welcome.

28 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
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jmadisonbiii     
memecrunch.com

28 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
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somedude210    [TotalFark]  
Works every time

28 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
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Snarfangel     

kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.


I can't stand cow cud, but I drink lots of green tea.

/I'm full of flavonoids.

28 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
I'm weird about green tea. I don't like it until I drink it. Then I like it, then I forget I liked it the last time until I give in and have it again.

28 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  

naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.


I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.

28 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
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somedude210    [TotalFark]  

Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.


She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy

28 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
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t3knomanser     
I've been reading about theanene supplements, which is the part of green tea that's supposed to be the smart-making bit. Reddit loves it, but that doesn't really mean much.

28 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
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karnal     
That headline is racist.....I'm calling the Reverend JJ

28 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
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purdeyisa10     
Worse than Robin Hood Ale?

28 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
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Random Anonymous Blackmail     
Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.

28 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.


www.nationmaster.com

28 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
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cgraves67     

somedude210: Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.

She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy


There was Mace Windu, but he ran afoul of Palpatine and Anakin. Is it genocide when you killed 50% of a galaxy's black people, but they only had two to begin with?

28 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
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Mirrorz     
Boone's Farm and MD 20/20 do wonders though.

28 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
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the-meter-man     
So that explains why Asians as so good at math...

28 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
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the-meter-man     
*are

/shoulda had green tea this morning

28 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
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funk_soul_bubby     
Anybody remember this stuff? Made with real ginseng!

res.cloudinary.com
IMG pops

28 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
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tolallorti     

somedude210: Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.

She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy


i46.tinypic.com
/Forgetting someone?

28 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
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eKonk     

cgraves67: somedude210: Mugato: naughtyrev: Billy Dee Williams begs to differ.

I don't know, Vader swindled him pretty good. And he obviously sucks at cards if he lost his ship to Solo. And he got nowhere with Leia.

She just wasn't sure about going black, since you can never go back and he's the only black guy in the galaxy

There was Mace Windu, but he ran afoul of Palpatine and Anakin. Is it genocide when you killed 50% of a galaxy's black people, but they only had two to begin with?


AND both were dudes. I know "life...uhh...finds a way" and all that, but I don't think that was going to happen.

28 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
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dragonchild     

t3knomanser: I've been reading about theanene supplements, which is the part of green tea that's supposed to be the smart-making bit. Reddit loves it, but that doesn't really mean much.


Even IF there was something to it, it's analogous to a protein shake. If you don't utilize it right away, the body's going to either use it elsewhere or just get rid of it. It's called a "supplement" for a reason; it's supposed to meet a need created by activity; it doesn't work the other way. Thing is, most people who try to solve their activity shortcomings with supplements aren't the most active to begin with -- physically or mentally. So the research could be 100% credible but theanene still wouldn't be any more effective than a placebo to its enthusiasts.

28 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
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karnal     
Ok - Names....I need names
1.bp.blogspot.com

28 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
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Cheron     

Coolfusis: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

Add honey. You're welcome.


Or my favorite jasmine green tea

28 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
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Lost Thought 00     
Green Tea might have some good properties when it's fresh, but by the time you get your hands on it and it's gone through 12 different processing plants and warehouses, most of the beneficial stuff is gone because all of it is in the volatile oils.

28 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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Shadow Blasko     

Because People in power are Stupid: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.

[www.nationmaster.com image 171x504]


And... PTSD flackbacks... argh

28 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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Lost Thought 00     

Coolfusis: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

Add honey. You're welcome.


And Bacon, while you're at it

28 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar     
i6.photobucket.com

got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long

28 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
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Thats_Not_My_Baby     

A Terrible Human: ♫ Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale,skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will ♫
/I wonder whatever happened to Afroman?


He does frat parties now. Recently played at a bar here in good ol' Columbia, SC.

28 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
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darth_badger     
www.starwarped.net

It was the free 40 oz. that was the problem.

28 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
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movieman_1979     

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [i6.photobucket.com image 500x273]

got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long


"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, IT'S CRIZAAAAAPY!!!"

28 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
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Shadow Blasko     
upload.wikimedia.org

A challenger appears.

28 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
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ButterMule     
Boone's Farm is for high schoolers who can't stand liquor.

Thunderbird and Cisco, however...

28 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
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signaljammer     
Try yerba mate.

28 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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Pennsylvania Dutch Oven     
images.businessweek.com3.bp.blogspot.com

I guess the real question is which is WORSE for your brain: Colt 45 or Old English

28 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
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JFC     
Does the trick.

littlegun.info

28 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
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max_pooper     
There's only one malt liquor that will get you head humming.
Cold Cock's the one you'll never see coming.

28 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
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CygnusDarius     

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.


That would be Night Train. Either that, or your too wasted to care anymore.

Shadow Blasko: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x363]

A challenger appears.


God, that thing is vile.

28 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
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spentshells     
45 was good year

28 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.


www.healthmart2000.com

28 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
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I Browse    [TotalFark]  

karnal: Ok - Names....I need names

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 311x400]



Maybe if you try the joke a 3rd time it'll be funny.

28 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

Snarfangel: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

I can't stand cow cud, but I drink lots of green tea.

/I'm full of flavonoids.

wat noids?
s15.postimage.org

28 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
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SirEattonHogg     
Will it be able to make me read Fark threads twice as fast AND automatically detect trolls?

28 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
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ZzeusS     
Ran out of coffee so I'm going through the old tea supplies back in the cupboard.

Feels pretty good. Green tea. Orange Pekoe. Oolong. English Breakfast. Mint.

No idea where I got all this crap but it's working out OK for me. The mint is very relaxing. If I have a mug or two late at night, it puts me right out.

28 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
This is ok though, right?

www.blatzbeer.com

28 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
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Layzerd     

Coolfusis: kimwim: I can't stand green tea anything. It reminds me of cow cud. Can't drink it, wash my hair with it, can't stand the ice cream version, don't like it.

Add honey. You're welcome.


Also works with light Agave nectar

28 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
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CptnSpldng     

Because People in power are Stupid: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Colt 45 does not even improve street cred anymore.

[www.nationmaster.com image 171x504]


thirstyblogger.my

28 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
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nmemkha     
upload.wikimedia.org

Pussies

28 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

ZzeusS: Ran out of coffee so I'm going through the old tea supplies back in the cupboard.

Feels pretty good. Green tea. Orange Pekoe. Oolong. English Breakfast. Mint.

No idea where I got all this crap but it's working out OK for me. The mint is very relaxing. If I have a mug or two late at night, it puts me right out.


i.ytimg.com

did u give the mint to Jollo??

28 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
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Stone Meadow     
Oh yeah...that reminds me!

*makes cuppa Tetley Green Tea*

Sipping it right now, so getting kicks, etc.

28 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
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