+1 subby, I laughed

This bacon stuff has gone beyond stupid.

JackieRabbit: This bacon stuff has gone beyond stupid.

Seriously

/I mean, why buy shaving cream when you can just smear bacon grease on your face?

JackieRabbit: This bacon stuff has gone beyond stupid.

YOU SHUT YOUR FAT PIEHOLE JACKIERABBIT

BACON WAS GIVEN TO US BY GOD! ALL HAIL BACON!

BACON LAND!

Eaten by a bear, you say?

I don't think that having salt near a place where I could have lots of little cuts sounds like something I want.

Why do you need cream to shave bacon?

Also, why do you need to shave bacon?

Someone may slap you in the head with two slices of toast.

I don't use the stuff, so I'm looking for a female volunteer.

FARK: You guys know any women?

If you use it every day, will you always look keen?

Perfect if you have egg on your face.

Who wants to smell bacon when there is no bacon to eat? I know if I come into a room and it smells like bacon, there better farking well be bacon there.

Y'know, the victim in the bath salts face eating case could've been one of their product testers...

Or a pack of dogs.

Why would he need his own special shaving cream? Seems like a pretty limited market for your product.....

The guys, who call themselves "Bacontrepreneurs," claim it is best used "after a hot shower or before an important date."

Do women really want a guy who smells like bacon?

FTA: The guys, who call themselves "Bacontrepreneurs," claim it is best used "after a hot shower or before an important date."



...with a horny boar.

ChipNASA: JackieRabbit: This bacon stuff has gone beyond stupid.

YOU SHUT YOUR FAT PIEHOLE JACKIERABBIT

BACON WAS GIVEN TO US BY GOD! ALL HAIL BACON!

BACON LAND!

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Isn't that in Canada?

Who doesn't love to eat some bacon?
I'll never get tired of it
But my faith in the world has been shaken
Cause they came out with bacon shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaving cream
Be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always look keen

ATRDCI: Who doesn't love to eat some bacon?
I'll never get tired of it
But my faith in the world has been shaken
Cause they came out with bacon shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaving cream
Be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always look keen

Leaving satisfied.

I don't think I'll ever understand all this bacon flavored/scented stuff. I loves me some bacon, but the only thing that I want to smell or taste like bacon is my damn bacon.

If you'd like
The ladies to rave
Start every day
With Bacon Shave

/also available in thick sliced and peppered

Now the two guys who started the bacon craze are launching a new product, Bacon Shaving Cream.

Justin and Dave, the men behind J&D Foods

Citation needed.

I prefer a nice butter shave myself.

Hannibal Lector - not available for comment.

Ordered some as soon as I saw this. It'll be a Christmas gift!