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   New bacon shaving cream guarantees you'll be manlier than your friends, eaten by a bear

28 Nov 2012 10:51 AM   |   3930 clicks   |   WPTV
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SmackLT    [TotalFark]  
+1 subby, I laughed

28 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
JackieRabbit     
This bacon stuff has gone beyond stupid.

28 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk     

JackieRabbit: This bacon stuff has gone beyond stupid.


Seriously

/I mean, why buy shaving cream when you can just smear bacon grease on your face?

28 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
ChipNASA     

JackieRabbit: This bacon stuff has gone beyond stupid.


YOU SHUT YOUR FAT PIEHOLE JACKIERABBIT

BACON WAS GIVEN TO US BY GOD! ALL HAIL BACON!


BACON LAND!

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28 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
BullBearMS     
Eaten by a bear, you say?

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28 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
Thisbymaster     
I don't think that having salt near a place where I could have lots of little cuts sounds like something I want.

28 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
Dissociater     
Why do you need cream to shave bacon?

Also, why do you need to shave bacon?

28 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
uncleacid     
Someone may slap you in the head with two slices of toast.

28 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
maxandgrinch     
I don't use the stuff, so I'm looking for a female volunteer.

FARK: You guys know any women?

28 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
Gaseous Anomaly     
If you use it every day, will you always look keen?

28 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
bigxnyc     
Perfect if you have egg on your face.

28 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
Wile_E_Canuck     
Who wants to smell bacon when there is no bacon to eat? I know if I come into a room and it smells like bacon, there better farking well be bacon there.

Y'know, the victim in the bath salts face eating case could've been one of their product testers...

28 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
CygnusDarius     
Or a pack of dogs.

28 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
Farkbert     
Why would he need his own special shaving cream? Seems like a pretty limited market for your product.....

28 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
NutWrench     
The guys, who call themselves "Bacontrepreneurs," claim it is best used "after a hot shower or before an important date."

Do women really want a guy who smells like bacon?

28 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
pheelix     
FTA: The guys, who call themselves "Bacontrepreneurs," claim it is best used "after a hot shower or before an important date."



...with a horny boar.

28 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
Evil Mackerel     

ChipNASA: JackieRabbit: This bacon stuff has gone beyond stupid.

YOU SHUT YOUR FAT PIEHOLE JACKIERABBIT

BACON WAS GIVEN TO US BY GOD! ALL HAIL BACON!

BACON LAND!

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Isn't that in Canada?

28 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
ATRDCI     
Who doesn't love to eat some bacon?
I'll never get tired of it
But my faith in the world has been shaken
Cause they came out with bacon shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaving cream
Be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always look keen

28 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
OtherLittleGuy     

ATRDCI: Who doesn't love to eat some bacon?
I'll never get tired of it
But my faith in the world has been shaken
Cause they came out with bacon shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaving cream
Be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always look keen


Leaving satisfied.

28 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
Teufelaffe     
I don't think I'll ever understand all this bacon flavored/scented stuff. I loves me some bacon, but the only thing that I want to smell or taste like bacon is my damn bacon.

28 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk     
If you'd like
The ladies to rave
Start every day
With Bacon Shave

/also available in thick sliced and peppered

28 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
morg     
Now the two guys who started the bacon craze are launching a new product, Bacon Shaving Cream.

Justin and Dave, the men behind J&D Foods


Citation needed.

28 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
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I prefer a nice butter shave myself.

28 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
DupeOfURL    [TotalFark]  
Hannibal Lector - not available for comment.

29 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
Homer's Oddity     
Ordered some as soon as I saw this. It'll be a Christmas gift!

29 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
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