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   Turns out the woman who called 9-1-1 to report she trapped a burglar in a box was probably just drunk

28 Nov 2012 01:26 PM   |   2392 clicks   |   Cleveland Plain Dealer
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Englebert Slaptyback     

she trapped a burglar in a box


Was the burglar's name Jack?

28 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
occamswrist     
Maybe she caught a duck. And then the duck jumped out and got away.

28 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
Vash's Apprentice     
SNAAAAKE!

28 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
BronyMedic     
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It's not a box.

28 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
strangeguitar     
Maybe trapped in her box?

28 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Hector Remarkable     
Cats like boxes. Maybe it was a cat.

28 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
omgbears     

BronyMedic: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

It's not a box.


Yes, I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.

28 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
uncleacid     
Maybe it was a burger in a box.

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28 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
BronyMedic     

omgbears: Yes, I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself.


You might find out it's a little bigger on the inside. :)

28 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
cgraves67    [TotalFark]  
Schrodinger's burglar?

28 Nov 2012 01:43 PM
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen     
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Intrigued.

28 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
Somaticasual     
Probably just as well - can citizens even legally detain someone, even if they place them under citizen's arrest? Wasn't boy george arrested for unlawful detainment for this very reason (granted, different circumstances..)

28 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
SweetSaws     

strangeguitar: Maybe trapped in her box?


You're thinking of a booby trap

28 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
biglew99     
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... and that's the way you DO it!

/hotter than July

28 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
Skywolf Philosopher     

biglew99: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 622x470]


... and that's the way you DO it!

/hotter than July


Alphanumeric input device. You owe a new one.

28 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
UseTheForksLuke     
Justin Wilson... an old woman in Baton Rouge called down to the police station to report a naked man, this was back when Baton Rouge only had one policeman. The policeman showed up to the old lady's home and looked all around and said "I don't see no naked man, all I see is a man next door shaving in the bathroom window". The old lady says "Get up here, you have to stand up on this box."

28 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
"The woman said that due to ongoing problems at the apartment complex, she was planning to move out of the state."

And be surprised when the same problems appear at her new home.

28 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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28 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
apt311     
To be fair though, all of us in Brunswick are drunk.

28 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
Gyrfalcon     

SweetSaws: strangeguitar: Maybe trapped in her box?

You're thinking of a booby trap


Without pics, there's no way to tell.

28 Nov 2012 03:36 PM
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