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28 Nov 2012 05:00 PM   |   18012 clicks   |   Gawker
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toraque    [TotalFark]  
Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.

28 Nov 2012 04:34 PM
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Galileo's Daughter     

toraque: Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers.


Yeah, this.

28 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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cgraves67     
He'd better arm himself with spackle and a trowel next.

28 Nov 2012 05:03 PM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
trap it in a glass jar, and remove 1 leg per day. take notes.

28 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
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lousyskater    [TotalFark]  
Obligatory for spider threads:

25.media.tumblr.com

28 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
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ggecko     
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!

28 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
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SirTanon     
www.ufunk.net

...or you could just use one of these

28 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
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GCD     
WTF did he think would happen when he punched drywall with brass knuckles on?

You can bust drywall easily enough with your own first, no brass required.

This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.

28 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
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Maud Dib     

What a puss....MOM!!!! Mom....
WTF, someone that old living at home?

That wasn't a spider...now THIS is a spider.
Came home tipsy from the pub, hit the porch light, and ...


OH HAI!!!

i865.photobucket.com

28 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
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natas6.0    [TotalFark]  
MooOOMM!

C'mon, it's a spider.
cup, paper, release.

I rarely have to kill them, it's a sure sign to me that they won't come get me when I sleep

28 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
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BeerGraduate     
Looks like he got caught in his own web of 'sticky situations'.

28 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
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jigger     
There was no reason to kill that spider. Roaches, ants, and the like are your enemy. Spiders are your friend.

28 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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HBK     
It's funny how he nonchalantly panned over his pistol, which was just laying on the floor.

28 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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justanotherfarkinfarker     
Who the shiat has those and gun mags lying around on the floor. Is he prez of the fark.com ITG squad.

28 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.

ecx.images-amazon.com


hotlink

28 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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Fear the Clam     
i286.photobucket.com

28 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face.

/And screw you clock spider.

28 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

GCD: WTF did he think would happen when he punched drywall with brass knuckles on?

You can bust drywall easily enough with your own first, no brass required.

This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.


I think his landlord's been trolled. That was not Mom's basement.

28 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
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God-is-a-Taco     

GCD:
This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.


Jesus Christ. Stop using "trolled" and "troll" to mean every single thought or action.


The video does seem a bit contrived, the "mom" bit especially.

28 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
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justanotherfarkinfarker     

HBK: It's funny how he nonchalantly panned over his pistol, which was just laying on the floor.


It's just a mag cover shot.

28 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
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crzybtch     
I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

28 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
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LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  

jigger: There was no reason to kill that spider. Roaches, ants, and the like are your enemy. Spiders are your friend.


Not when you wake up with a couple dozen bites on your back. Painful and my muscles ached underneath the bites for a few weeks. I don't have roaches here, and we spray for ants. Spiders can stay outside, or face death inside.

When I lived in a location with roaches (Okinawa), we kept a skink in the room, which eliminated the issue (even if we rarely saw the little guy).

28 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
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WalMartian    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face.

/And screw you clock spider.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

U mad?

28 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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david_gaithersburg     
Living in mom's basement....what's his Fark handle.

28 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.


You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.

*clicks profile.

Never mind.

28 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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Kibbler     
"In other news, no, I don't have a date this Saturday. Can't imagine why. Maybe Mom will know."

28 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
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Cythraul     
Ha haha! I love that, "Ah shiat, I just farked up" look on his face.

28 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
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Zombie DJ     
I knew where this was going when I saw the Motor Trend and Handgun magazines on the floor next to the Xbox in the basement.
It cemented my opinion of his intelligence when he said "Brass Knucks"

28 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 222x212]


hotlink


I kept thinking you were talking in the third person, was really confused there for a moment.... also fevered, so.

28 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

WalMartian: blatz514: Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face.

/And screw you clock spider.

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 200x152]

U mad?


Yep, was waiting for that. Except I was expecting the pic of the big o' spider in the corner with all the baby bastards.

28 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
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lousyskater    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: WalMartian: blatz514: Farking spider threads. I was hoping it was going to jump on "bass knucks" face.

/And screw you clock spider.

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 200x152]

U mad?

Yep, was waiting for that. Except I was expecting the pic of the big o' spider in the corner with all the baby bastards.


Ask and ye shall receive:

comedybro-z.webs.com

28 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
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browntimmy     

crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.


I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug. And all they do is hang out and look ugly, they're intruders and they must die.

28 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

natas6.0: MooOOMM!

C'mon, it's a spider.
cup, paper, release.

I rarely have to kill them, it's a sure sign to me that they won't come get me when I sleep


catch this

28 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
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Oldiron_79     
toraque: Brass knuckles?

Spiders that big are why we invented flamethrowers Nukes.

FTFY

28 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
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UDel_Kitty     
I'll tell you why I wouldn't use brass knuckles to kill a spider: it would require my body coming waaaaay too close to it.

Bathroom? I'm thinking hairspray + match.

28 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
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Pair-o-Dice     
A fly swatter would've sufficed just fine.

28 Nov 2012 05:26 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  

browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug


No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.

28 Nov 2012 05:26 PM
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styckx     
This is the dumbest thing I've seen all day and I've already been to the politics tab twice.

28 Nov 2012 05:26 PM
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satanorsanta     

blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.

*clicks profile.

Never mind.


I have a nice scar on my hand from a Brown Recluse. The ER had to cut out the necrotic flesh.

/in northern Ohio

28 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
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browntimmy     

dahmers love zombie: browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug

No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.


If I've been killing the spiders, how are they killing the other bugs?

28 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
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forteblast     

KrispyKritter: Bugstik - you stay away from Kritter, pull handle Kritter gets caught in bunched up netting. Take outside, smack handle, netting unfurls, Kritter takes off unharmed. i've given many of these as gifts, people love them. love i tell you, love them.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 222x212]


hotlink


Nice idea in theory, but when my girlfriend sends me after a spider she wants me to kill the motherfarker.

28 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
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ZzeusS     

GCD: WTF did he think would happen when he punched drywall with brass knuckles on?

You can bust drywall easily enough with your own first, no brass required.

This guy is either a gigantic moron or we've all be trolled.



I'm hoping ironic setup - for his sake. Otherwise the ITG gun mags and shiatbeard spell early prison life.

28 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
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Ego edo infantia cattus     
I love how he punched it twice, then took a long pause to reflect on it before coming to the conclusion that he did something stupid.

28 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

dahmers love zombie: browntimmy: I get about 10 times as many spiders in my house than I do flies, mosquitos, or any other type of bug

No, you only SEE the spiders. They kill all the rest of the bugs. Say thank you.


I want to adopt a large wolf or camel spider and let him crawl around my house... I live in the deep woods near a large creek and get the palmetto roaches. Don't minds spiders at all, but I squeal when I see a roach.

28 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

satanorsanta: blatz514: crzybtch: I will never understand people who kill spiders. Anything that eats flies and mosquitos is a friend of mine! I always put them a glass over them and slide a piece of paper between them and the wall and take them outside. At one point I took some nice big spiders out to my garden for release and now every night there are webs all over the place. (Well before it got cold anyway) Better than inseciticide any day.

You go ahead and keep catching them Brown Recluses. Thankfully I'm too far north for those bastards.

*clicks profile.

Never mind.

I have a nice scar on my hand from a Brown Recluse. The ER had to cut out the necrotic flesh.

/in northern Ohio


Cripes, they're making it more north?? I heard of them crawling into open luggage and getting taken for a ride.

28 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
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wingnut396     
I don't see the problem. I assume a guy so manly that he subscribes to Handgunner and MotorTrend, have 'brass nucks' stowed away and a picture of a land navigation compass as his wallpaper can easily repair dry wall.

28 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
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gweilo8888     
Newsflash: dumb people do dumb things. Dumb people who want to get "popular" on YouTube do intentionally even dumber things.

Dude knew what was going to happen before he hit the wall, hit it expecting the hole (hence didn't act in the least surprised after the initial hit), and had his "reaction" all prepared and rehearsed, right down to "Mom".

I call fake.

28 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
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laid back w/bud light     
I hate spiders they freak me out worse than snakes. One day I'm standing in my garage when this huge spider marches in and stops about 5 feet away on the concrete floor. Hundreds of baby spiders start jumping off her back and spreading out on the floor in all directions. I figure my house is going to be infested if I don't do something. So I grabbed my MAPP gas torch with a trigger starter and burned them all into coal dust.

28 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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satanorsanta     

blatz514:
Cripes, they're making it more north?? I heard of them crawling into open luggage and getting taken for a ride.


I was working on a old car and got a spider bite. A few days later my hand was so swollen I couldn't touch my thumb to my ring finger. Plus there was a hole the diameter of a pencil down to the muscle. The ER doc said they have seen bites from Michigan too

28 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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natas6.0    [TotalFark]  
blatz514

can't see it at work, I'll check it in a bit at home.

-expecting creepy monster goodness-

28 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
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