"Dude.... Wait, what?"

Maybe it's me, but I think being referred to as this:



is less offensive than this:

TFA speaks for itself! Done in Zero!

Jesus farking christ.. The link is to a Daily Fail article about a video that isn't even embedded in their article. Instead I have to click a link in their article that takes me to the Gawker article about the same exact farking thing to see the actual video the Daily Fail article was about.

fark you, fark you, you're cool, fark you

Douche Sucks

...and he's married to the douchess.

"Sorry, I was thinking of Prince Harry there for a second."

Stupid British people with their royalty.

Now I gotta go, there is a special on the Kennedy family on TV, followed by an interview with Hillary Clinton and then one with Jeb Bush!

He knew what he was doing.

Douche, Douche, Douche
Douche of Earl, Douche, Douche
Douche of Earl, Douche, Douche

Ironically, the anchorman looks like a douche.

Hero Tag drunk, stoned, naked, and confused?

Diana was an attention whore. It was decided that he marry her as opposed to the woman he actually wanted to. He's a bastard for choosing the uglier of the two, who happens to be the one he actually loved, and must therefore be persecuted. Only attractive people are worthy!

The Duck of Death

Nice, subby. You brought back memories of Charles' interest in feminine hygiene I thought the booze had destroyed.

styckx: Jesus farking christ.. The link is to a Daily Fail article about a video that isn't even embedded in their article. Instead I have to click a link in their article that takes me to the Gawker article about the same exact farking thing to see the actual video the Daily Fail article was about.

fark you, fark you, you're cool, fark you

So. You now know why not to click on Daily Heil links on fark.

My young Padwan learner.

BillyRayBob: The Duck of Death

Douche. It's the Douche. The Douche of Death.

I know, understand, and love the fact that Fark is not news. But it bothers me immensely that the Daily Fail thought this was news.

Prince Charles is a bit of all right then.

_{Pop off, wankers.}

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entert ainment/video-news-anchor-rob-mo r rison-accidentally-calls-prince-willia m-douche

he said "doutch"

Meh, royalty = douche, there are zero exceptions. Also, FARK THE QUEEN!

thisisarepeat: Meh, royalty = douche, there are zero exceptions. Also, FARK THE QUEEN!

I'll leave that to the Douche of Edinburgh, assuming he took his v1@9®@ of course.

r1niceboy: Diana was an attention whore. It was decided that he marry her as opposed to the woman he actually wanted to. He's a bastard for choosing the uglier of the two, who happens to be the one he actually loved, and must therefore be persecuted. Only attractive people are worthy!

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You've seen attractive English women? I'm guessing you've got a better chance of seeing big foot.

 


has ALWAYS looked like she's suffering a horrendous case of burning anus.
Don't like either one of them - even though they've never said anything unkind about me, that I've heard of at least

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Maybe it's me, but I think being referred to as this:



Oh yes, a hot water bottle and all the attachments that most people throw away because all they really want is a hot water bottle.

The father was forced to marry a woman he didn't love, tried to protect historic buildings from demolition and replaced by hideous-looking office buildings, has organized charities for the environment....

His son has variously gone naked in public, and has worn a swastika armband as a lark. But the FATHER is a douche?? WTF?

Oh wait, the son is cute but the dad isn't; please disregard my complaint......

BolshyGreatYarblocks: The father was forced to marry a woman he didn't love, tried to protect historic buildings from demolition and replaced by hideous-looking office buildings, has organized charities for the environment....

His son has variously gone naked in public, and has worn a swastika armband as a lark. But the FATHER is a douche?? WTF?

Oh wait, the son is cute but the dad isn't; please disregard my complaint......

You say that like it's a bad thing.

MassAsster: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entert ainment/video-news-anchor-rob-mo r rison-accidentally-calls-prince-willia m-douche

he said "doutch"

This. He didn't mix up words, he mixed up a single sound and said a completely made up word that happened to be similar to douche.

Fissile: r1niceboy: Diana was an attention whore. It was decided that he marry her as opposed to the woman he actually wanted to. He's a bastard for choosing the uglier of the two, who happens to be the one he actually loved, and must therefore be persecuted. Only attractive people are worthy!

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You've seen attractive English women? I'm guessing you've got a better chance of seeing big foot.

I know what you mean. So hideous.

    

kg2095: Fissile: r1niceboy: Diana was an attention whore. It was decided that he marry her as opposed to the woman he actually wanted to. He's a bastard for choosing the uglier of the two, who happens to be the one he actually loved, and must therefore be persecuted. Only attractive people are worthy!

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You've seen attractive English women? I'm guessing you've got a better chance of seeing big foot.

I know what you mean. So hideous.

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ENGLISH WOMEN!!! I think your face would be clawed off if you went up to Shirley Manson and called her English.

skinink: kg2095: Fissile: r1niceboy: Diana was an attention whore. It was decided that he marry her as opposed to the woman he actually wanted to. He's a bastard for choosing the uglier of the two, who happens to be the one he actually loved, and must therefore be persecuted. Only attractive people are worthy!

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You've seen attractive English women? I'm guessing you've got a better chance of seeing big foot.

I know what you mean. So hideous.

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ENGLISH WOMEN!!! I think your face would be clawed off if you went up to Shirley Manson and called her English.

Fear not - the Scotch love to be mistaken for English.

And why wouldn't they? Let's face it, it must be positively dreadful to be Scotch - the bright orange hair, the corpse white skin with bright red cheeks, the big noses, and to top it off that horrible accent. The least we can do is mistake them for English. Oh, and not stare at them of course.