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   There is absolutely no correlation between how hot a female teacher is, and whether she gets probation or prison time for having sex with her student

28 Nov 2012 10:15 PM   |   18969 clicks   |   My San Antonio
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Makh    [TotalFark]  
Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.

28 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
BSABSVR     
Sturdy!

28 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
FREE THE FLOPFIELD 52!
 
- I'm medicated and bored.

28 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
AverageAmericanGuy     
How about how hot the student is?

28 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

Makh: She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase.

Nice.


28 Nov 2012 10:17 PM
LegacyDL     
Good lord! Man the harpoons port side and slay that beast!

28 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
Igor Jakovsky     

Makh: Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.


that

28 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
baorao     
12 year old 5th graders?

28 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
Princess Ryans Knickers     
fap fap fap

...

What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...

28 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
Acharne     

baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?


12 year old Filth graders. Filth, not fifth.

What he graded her though, I dunno.

28 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
jaytkay     
Jeez, even when I was twelve I had standards.

28 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
Igor Jakovsky     
Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.

Shock probation? Wut?

28 Nov 2012 10:21 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Even as a horny 12 year old that was spanking it thrice a day, i wouldn't have hit that. A bj maybe...if she swallowed and bought me McDonalds. Otherwise, no.

28 Nov 2012 10:26 PM
The One True TheDavid     
baorao:

12 year old 5th graders?

In Texas. Where everything's bigger.

Anyway. A teacher, male or female, farking any 12 year old of either sex is something I can't get behind. Sorry. There are some things that are just too much.

28 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
luktti     
Porker.

How many meanings does it have?

28 Nov 2012 10:30 PM
Impasse     
Maybe she has a nice personality. She has room for several.

28 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
Philbb    [TotalFark]  

Makh: Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.


TFA said the father chased them and the cops were able to pull them both over. Not that it makes a bit of difference in the end.

28 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
the_chief     
Schwing!

28 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman     

Igor Jakovsky: Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.

Shock probation? Wut?


From wikipedia:
"Shock probation is the policy by which a judge orders a convicted offender to prison for a short time then suspends the remainder of the sentence in favor of probation. It is hoped that the initial experience of prison will provide an effective deterrent from recidivism." 

it was probably part of the plea deal.

28 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
Somebody better make sure that kid doesn't go after the family bulldog.

28 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
Anderson's Pooper     

Igor Jakovsky: Shock probation? Wut?


Ship you to prison for 2-3 months to get a taste and then pop you out on probation with the rest of the time hanging over your head. It's known as Judicial Release in some states.

28 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  

Makh: Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.


Forget if a hot teacher would have gotten probation. Would a male teacher who slept with a 12 year-old female student even have been offered a deal?

28 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
luktti     
Dad: I'm proud of you son. That was a pretty big job you took on.

Son: I tried to get away dad but she wouldn't let go of the back of the truck.

28 Nov 2012 10:45 PM
harrydorcas     

Princess Ryans Knickers: fap fap fap

...

What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...


So you need to wait till she loses weight? But I bet she was indeed hot when she was younger. ;-) Anyways, older women farking young boys is old news. Remember the Bengals cheerleader who bonked a minor and got indicted?

28 Nov 2012 10:46 PM
Spanky_McFarksalot     
damn, kid should be convicted for having sex with it

28 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
Apos     
As "hot" is now synonymous with "hideous" in these stories, I don't disagree.

28 Nov 2012 10:52 PM
Dogsbody     
Wow. Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.

28 Nov 2012 10:58 PM
dejavoodoo64     

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Igor Jakovsky: Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.

Shock probation? Wut?

From wikipedia:
"Shock probation is the policy by which a judge orders a convicted offender to prison for a short time then suspends the remainder of the sentence in favor of probation. It is hoped that the initial experience of prison will provide an effective deterrent from recidivism." 

it was probably part of the plea deal.


Oh well that's a bummer. I was hoping for an actual shock every once in awhile. Bzzzt! Just seeing if you were paying attention!

28 Nov 2012 10:58 PM
GreenSun     
OMG poor kid! His sex teacher encounter was from the female version of that big beardy guy from Harry Potter :(

I hope this doesn't ruin the guy's view of women. He might think "All women have handful of dirt under their boobs and fat rolls!"

28 Nov 2012 11:00 PM
godxam     
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hot and hot

28 Nov 2012 11:05 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

GreenSun: I hope this doesn't ruin the guy's view of women. He might think "All women have handful of dirt under their boobs and fat rolls!"


"Alright, here's the deal. You ever look behind your mom's TV set, where the home entertainment system is and all that stuff is. You ever look behind there? Well, if you did, you'd see a whole gaggle of wires back there with connections and stuff -- there's inputs and there's outputs, and -- and it's kinda like your interior pleasure center. Like, your brain is wired directly to your penis, okay? So, you have all these inputs and outputs and if you put the wrong input in the wrong output, next thing y'know your brain is sending the wrong signal to your dick and you can get completely screwed up, okay? So it's okay now when you're 18 years old and you're bangin' a hot 38 year old Mrs. Turbody -- but then you can turn into a 45 year old man -- my age, and then all of a sudden you wanna bang 70 year old broads, okay? You want that, huh? You ever seen your grandmother naked? Well, I'm talkin' about seein' her and wantin' to bang her. You want that?" - Denis Leary, Rescue Me

28 Nov 2012 11:05 PM
Random Anonymous Blackmail     
Dogsbody
Wow. Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.

That isn't fair, his hair is deeper conditioned.

28 Nov 2012 11:06 PM
Phony_Soldier     
Was she tried as a man?

/Cause it looks like man...
//FU Judges - you should treat women looking men, and men looking men, and women looking women, men and women looking all the same.

28 Nov 2012 11:07 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
I think the judge was just jealous he wasn't cut off a slice.

28 Nov 2012 11:18 PM
illannoyin     
Could someone do a photo list of the ones who have gotten probation and this one who get 10 years? I'm really busy over on the free porn tubes right now.

/Thanks!

28 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
JustHereForThePics     

Acharne: baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?

12 year old Filth graders. Filth, not fifth.

What he graded her though, I dunno.


The best part?

There are twelve of them.

28 Nov 2012 11:23 PM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers     

The One True TheDavid: Anyway. A teacher, male or female, farking any 12 year old of either sex is something I can't get behind. Sorry. There are some things that are just too much.


True. Getting in front works much better.

28 Nov 2012 11:31 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
I would hit it, even if she only had one leg.

28 Nov 2012 11:37 PM
jtown     
VIEW: Larger | Hide

That's big enough. I'll go with "Hide".

28 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
armoredbulldozer     
Ban subby for two days for omitting the eye bleach warning.

28 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
Marcintosh     
did you look at the size of that woman? She's lucky she wasn't charged with attempted murder.

28 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
Amos Quito     
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"I'd hit it."

29 Nov 2012 12:07 AM
Cyberluddite    [TotalFark]  
As a 12-year- old, I would have willingly stuck my dick in damn near anything. But not that.

29 Nov 2012 12:20 AM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER     
Dad: "You had sex with the teacher? My boy's a MAN! I'm gonna buy you that bike you've been begging for! Get in the car."
Son: "Gee, thanks Dad!"

Later, at the bike store,

Dad: "Well, there it is, son. Do you wanna ride it home?"
Son: "I dunno Dad. My ass is still pretty sore."

29 Nov 2012 12:39 AM
DeathByGeekSquad     

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Dad: "You had sex with the teacher? My boy's a MAN! I'm gonna buy you that bike you've been begging for! Get in the car."
Son: "Gee, thanks Dad!"

Later, at the bike store,

Dad: "Well, there it is, son. Do you wanna ride it home?"
Son: "I dunno Dad. My ass is still pretty sore."


Must've been an UFIA

29 Nov 2012 01:57 AM
Fark Me To Tears    [TotalFark]  

Makh: Even she got off easy.


I see what you did there.

29 Nov 2012 02:05 AM
faeriefay     

baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?


5th / 6th

29 Nov 2012 02:18 AM
faeriefay     

harrydorcas: Princess Ryans Knickers: fap fap fap

...

What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...

So you need to wait till she loses weight? But I bet she was indeed hot when she was younger. ;-) Anyways, older women farking young boys is old news. Remember the Bengals cheerleader who bonked a minor and got indicted?


Ya, but didn't she have sex with a girl?

29 Nov 2012 02:20 AM
NeoBad     
Did she have sex with the kid or try to eat the kid...she looks like she probably tried to eat the kid or actually did eat the kid. If you have not clicked the link...imagine Lady GaGa plus 200 pounds in a man's overcoat and save yourself from looking......

29 Nov 2012 02:54 AM
socoloco     
To possible outcomes:

"Your honor! As you can plainly see, the defendant is fat & ugly! She must be sent to prison."

"Your honor! As you can plainly see, the defendant is remarkably beautiful! You must acquit."

29 Nov 2012 04:40 AM
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