Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.

Sturdy!

FREE THE FLOPFIELD 52!
 
- I'm medicated and bored.

How about how hot the student is?

Makh: She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase.

Nice.

Good lord! Man the harpoons port side and slay that beast!

Makh: Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.

that

12 year old 5th graders?

fap fap fap

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What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...

baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?

12 year old Filth graders. Filth, not fifth.

What he graded her though, I dunno.

Jeez, even when I was twelve I had standards.

Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.

Shock probation? Wut?

Even as a horny 12 year old that was spanking it thrice a day, i wouldn't have hit that. A bj maybe...if she swallowed and bought me McDonalds. Otherwise, no.

baorao:

12 year old 5th graders?

In Texas. Where everything's bigger.

Anyway. A teacher, male or female, farking any 12 year old of either sex is something I can't get behind. Sorry. There are some things that are just too much.

Porker.

How many meanings does it have?

Maybe she has a nice personality. She has room for several.

Makh: Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.

TFA said the father chased them and the cops were able to pull them both over. Not that it makes a bit of difference in the end.

Schwing!

Igor Jakovsky: Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.

Shock probation? Wut?

From wikipedia:
"Shock probation is the policy by which a judge orders a convicted offender to prison for a short time then suspends the remainder of the sentence in favor of probation. It is hoped that the initial experience of prison will provide an effective deterrent from recidivism." 

it was probably part of the plea deal.

Somebody better make sure that kid doesn't go after the family bulldog.

Igor Jakovsky: Shock probation? Wut?

Ship you to prison for 2-3 months to get a taste and then pop you out on probation with the rest of the time hanging over your head. It's known as Judicial Release in some states.

Makh: Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.

Forget if a hot teacher would have gotten probation. Would a male teacher who slept with a 12 year-old female student even have been offered a deal?

Dad: I'm proud of you son. That was a pretty big job you took on.

Son: I tried to get away dad but she wouldn't let go of the back of the truck.

Princess Ryans Knickers: fap fap fap

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What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...

So you need to wait till she loses weight? But I bet she was indeed hot when she was younger. ;-) Anyways, older women farking young boys is old news. Remember the Bengals cheerleader who bonked a minor and got indicted?

damn, kid should be convicted for having sex with it

As "hot" is now synonymous with "hideous" in these stories, I don't disagree.

Wow. Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Igor Jakovsky: Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.

Shock probation? Wut?

From wikipedia:
"Shock probation is the policy by which a judge orders a convicted offender to prison for a short time then suspends the remainder of the sentence in favor of probation. It is hoped that the initial experience of prison will provide an effective deterrent from recidivism." 

it was probably part of the plea deal.

Oh well that's a bummer. I was hoping for an actual shock every once in awhile. Bzzzt! Just seeing if you were paying attention!

OMG poor kid! His sex teacher encounter was from the female version of that big beardy guy from Harry Potter :(

I hope this doesn't ruin the guy's view of women. He might think "All women have handful of dirt under their boobs and fat rolls!"

hot and hot

GreenSun: I hope this doesn't ruin the guy's view of women. He might think "All women have handful of dirt under their boobs and fat rolls!"

"Alright, here's the deal. You ever look behind your mom's TV set, where the home entertainment system is and all that stuff is. You ever look behind there? Well, if you did, you'd see a whole gaggle of wires back there with connections and stuff -- there's inputs and there's outputs, and -- and it's kinda like your interior pleasure center. Like, your brain is wired directly to your penis, okay? So, you have all these inputs and outputs and if you put the wrong input in the wrong output, next thing y'know your brain is sending the wrong signal to your dick and you can get completely screwed up, okay? So it's okay now when you're 18 years old and you're bangin' a hot 38 year old Mrs. Turbody -- but then you can turn into a 45 year old man -- my age, and then all of a sudden you wanna bang 70 year old broads, okay? You want that, huh? You ever seen your grandmother naked? Well, I'm talkin' about seein' her and wantin' to bang her. You want that?" - Denis Leary, Rescue Me

Dogsbody
Wow. Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.

That isn't fair, his hair is deeper conditioned.

Was she tried as a man?

/Cause it looks like man...
//FU Judges - you should treat women looking men, and men looking men, and women looking women, men and women looking all the same.

I think the judge was just jealous he wasn't cut off a slice.

Could someone do a photo list of the ones who have gotten probation and this one who get 10 years? I'm really busy over on the free porn tubes right now.

/Thanks!

Acharne: baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?

12 year old Filth graders. Filth, not fifth.

What he graded her though, I dunno.

The best part?

There are twelve of them.

The One True TheDavid: Anyway. A teacher, male or female, farking any 12 year old of either sex is something I can't get behind. Sorry. There are some things that are just too much.

True. Getting in front works much better.

I would hit it, even if she only had one leg.

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That's big enough. I'll go with "Hide".

Ban subby for two days for omitting the eye bleach warning.

did you look at the size of that woman? She's lucky she wasn't charged with attempted murder.

"I'd hit it."

As a 12-year- old, I would have willingly stuck my dick in damn near anything. But not that.

Dad: "You had sex with the teacher? My boy's a MAN! I'm gonna buy you that bike you've been begging for! Get in the car."
Son: "Gee, thanks Dad!"

Later, at the bike store,

Dad: "Well, there it is, son. Do you wanna ride it home?"
Son: "I dunno Dad. My ass is still pretty sore."

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Dad: "You had sex with the teacher? My boy's a MAN! I'm gonna buy you that bike you've been begging for! Get in the car."
Son: "Gee, thanks Dad!"

Later, at the bike store,

Dad: "Well, there it is, son. Do you wanna ride it home?"
Son: "I dunno Dad. My ass is still pretty sore."

Must've been an UFIA

Makh: Even she got off easy.

I see what you did there.

baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?

5th / 6th

harrydorcas: Princess Ryans Knickers: fap fap fap

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What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...

So you need to wait till she loses weight? But I bet she was indeed hot when she was younger. ;-) Anyways, older women farking young boys is old news. Remember the Bengals cheerleader who bonked a minor and got indicted?

Ya, but didn't she have sex with a girl?

Did she have sex with the kid or try to eat the kid...she looks like she probably tried to eat the kid or actually did eat the kid. If you have not clicked the link...imagine Lady GaGa plus 200 pounds in a man's overcoat and save yourself from looking......

To possible outcomes:

"Your honor! As you can plainly see, the defendant is fat & ugly! She must be sent to prison."

"Your honor! As you can plainly see, the defendant is remarkably beautiful! You must acquit."