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28 Nov 2012 09:05 PM   |   6014 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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Creoena     
On the next episode of Mythbusters....

28 Nov 2012 09:07 PM
vodka     
Sounds likes she got lucky, implants or not.

28 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
LordOfThePings     

vodka: Sounds likes she got lucky, implants or not.


Hope she bought Powerball tickets.

28 Nov 2012 09:10 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Umm, they didn't save her. The bullet wouldn't have hit anything vital even if they were her real tets.

Grazed her right arm, went through the two implants, then through her left arm. There isn't anything vital there.

28 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Creoena: On the next episode of Mythbusters....


Well, I remember one episode where they showed water really does slow a bullet.

28 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
aremmes     
Also saving women from auto accidents since 2006.

Bulgarian airbags

28 Nov 2012 09:13 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
A case of life imitates Crank 2, I guess.

28 Nov 2012 09:16 PM
haws83     
She said she jumped from the still-running car and made her way to a nearby restaurant, before she was airlifted by STARS to Foothills Hospital.

What a STARS airlift might look like:
static.moviefanatic.comView Full Size

28 Nov 2012 09:21 PM
Tyranicle     
Feels like sand.

28 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
Salmon     
Repeat

28 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
karmaceutical     
Like those stress squeeze balls attached to a large source of stress.

28 Nov 2012 09:25 PM
LovingTeacher     
Maybe I should get some of those. Sure I'd look funny with breasts and a beard and it would confuse the kids but hey it's my life we're talking about here.

28 Nov 2012 09:25 PM
JerkStore     
What a bulletproof woman might look like:

www.oddballdaily.comView Full Size

28 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
AW claims her silicone saved her life, in reality, the bullets trajectory had no life threatening potential.

/meh, next!

28 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     
Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.

28 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
The Ghost of Tom Ace     
Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

lh3.googleusercontent.comView Full Size

28 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

Tyranicle: Feels like sand.


Do you know how I know you're a virgin?

28 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:


Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

28 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
skinink     

""My implants took the brunt of the force," Eileen Likness said at the man's trial."


AKA The Magic Boobies Theory.


28 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
dustman81    [TotalFark]  
So bazookas can stop bullets. Good to know

28 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

dustman81: So bazookas can stop bullets. Good to know


It's like rock/paper/scissors, only bawdier.

28 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
Apos     

Salmon: Repeat


Ahhh....But a good one, though.

28 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
thecpt     
This is one of those threads...
Flounder?

This is gonna be great!

28 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
Apos     
This thread is now officially bookbmarked.

28 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     

Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.


Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

28 Nov 2012 09:43 PM
ZMugg    [TotalFark]  
Yawn. Petra Verkaik's real breasts saved her from a falling Volkswagen.

4th paragraph.

28 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
"She said the projectile, which entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and exited her left breast, destroyed her implants."

I'll bet was feeling deflated ever since.

28 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

Keizer_Ghidorah:
Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


I heard a theory that we're seeing more Japanese women with large breasts now because the Japanese diet has changed to include more protein and dairy, infused with tons of hormones. I have no idea if that's plausible or not.

28 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


Ewww. Eye bleach, please. Point taken. You win, but in a bad way.

28 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.


I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.

28 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
Coco LaFemme     

JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]


I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.

28 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Keizer_Ghidorah:
Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

I heard a theory that we're seeing more Japanese women with large breasts now because the Japanese diet has changed to include more protein and dairy, infused with tons of hormones. I have no idea if that's plausible or not.


Possible. Might also be simply getting more meat and dairy (additional protein allowing for more growth), inter-mixing of Asian with other races passing on genetics for larger breasts, or a period of recessive large breast genes becoming more dominant.

Mark Ratner: Ewww. Eye bleach, please. Point taken. You win, but in a bad way.


Hmph. There are others, google search large-breasted Asian/Japanese/whatever women, most of them should be more easy on your sensitive eyes.

28 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Coco LaFemme: JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]

I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.


For real be smart don't start and go get a therapist for those issues.

28 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.

I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.


You're not a member. Looks like you have a healthy shadow on your white shirt in your profile pic. You're fine.

28 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
The Ghost of Tom Ace     

Coco LaFemme: JerkStore: What a bulletproof woman might look like:

[www.oddballdaily.com image 500x578]

I feel sorry for women who do that to themselves. Something inside them is broken. That goes for any woman who gets extreme amounts of plastic surgery. They're not doing it for money, or for fame, or even for the attention. They're desperately trying to make themselves match on the outside, what the picture they have of themselves is on the inside. The boobs aren't big enough, the nose isn't pointy enough, the hair isn't blonde enough, the butt isn't big enough, the face isn't taut enough....it'll never be "enough."

It's enough to make you get all stabby.


Well said, and I agree. ^^See Above^^

28 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)


I don't know about Hitomi but that dude in the movie looked like he stuck his dick in the Cuizinart.

/Hitomi has set of fugly fun sacks.

28 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
ZzeusS    [TotalFark]  
ssooooo

not a boobie thread

28 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
Breasts could stop a shotgun, face could scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck.

plasticsurgerystar.comView Full Size

28 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
Omahawg     
natural always better.

NSFW

NSFW

24.media.tumblr.comView Full Size

28 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
Omahawg     

tinfoil-hat maggie: Keizer_Ghidorah: Implants still make breasts look, move, and feel awful. I'll take the tiniest natural titties over silicone-inflated fishbowl boobs any day.

I agree 100%, and yea I'm a member of the IBTC and I'll stay that way.


and you're hot just the way you are

don't go try changing my billy joel singing

no, hot just the way you are

28 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     
I'll post some for an easy start to the searching.

Yoko Matsugane:
fashion.blogorganization.comView Full Size


Rio Natsume:
www.famtic.comView Full Size


Nonami Takizawa:
www.plunderguide.comView Full Size


Mai Nishida:
cdn01.cdn.egotastic.comView Full Size

28 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     

Prey4reign: Keizer_Ghidorah: Mark Ratner: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

Those can't be real. She's Asian. You'd be surprised how natural looking and natural feeling a good set of silicone implants can be. It has to be done right.

Being Asian doesn't automatically mean they're small.

Hitomi Tanaka, natural-breasted Japanese model and porn star. (NSFW)
And a video of her to show it's not a Photoshop (NSFW)

I don't know about Hitomi but that dude in the movie looked like he stuck his dick in the Cuizinart.

/Hitomi has set of fugly fun sacks.


That's called "mosaic censoring", his penis doesn't really look like a bunch of boxes.

28 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
EsteeFlwrPot     
Pointy or round?

28 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     
Here's some good looking women who wouldn't have unfortunately placed scars.

24.media.tumblr.comView Full Size


NSFW

25.media.tumblr.comView Full Size

28 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     

Omahawg: natural always better.

NSFW


The first one, loving her puffy aerolas and nipples. Bet those would be heaven to suck.

28 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
ZzeusS    [TotalFark]  
Happy Birthday!

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28 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Omahawg: natural always better.

NSFW

The first one, loving her puffy aerolas and nipples. Bet those would be heaven to suck.


Too puffy for my standards. Would not bang.

28 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
queen biatch of the universe     

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 426x640]


I say this with no snark at all - if you find a women to love, I truly hope she never gets breast cancer and needs a mastectomy. They leave horrible scars and while fake, at least implants replace in some fashion what you have lost and hides the scarring from the world.

/boyfriends knows they are both fake
//he doesn't care

28 Nov 2012 10:13 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah     

queen biatch of the universe: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Breast implants, saving women from helping men dodge major bullets since...

/seriously, I will no longer date a women who has them or plans on getting them. Major personal issues there (not all, but most).
//Will still sleep with them, obviously.
///There's nothing better than a set of au naturale's, regardless of size.
////And just because I like slashies and boobies:

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 426x640]

I say this with no snark at all - if you find a women to love, I truly hope she never gets breast cancer and needs a mastectomy. They leave horrible scars and while fake, at least implants replace in some fashion what you have lost and hides the scarring from the world.

/boyfriends knows they are both fake
//he doesn't care


If from cancer, accident, or other horribleness, I won't bemoan trying to get back what she once had. Stuffing them because of pride, shame, or any other reason, though, and I say "No, leave those babies like they are".

28 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

I May Be Crazy But...: Here's some good looking women who wouldn't have unfortunately placed scars.



NSFW


Dude, let us know when those girls at least graduate from junior high. The first one isn't a day older than sixteen, pedo bear.

28 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
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