Released a statement through his lawyer:

"My client does not deal in warm blooded animals."

Zebra Trap:

Post signs around town that read as follows:

Rhyming Challenge
Please complete the following rhymes:

1. There once was a rose that started to bloom....

2. Roses are read, violets are blue....

3. See now the lily, all black and orange....




You'll find the Zebras stuck in front of the signs or sobbing quietly nearby.

Well, welcome to Obama's America!

When I was a kid, horses running loose in my neighborhood of SI happened fairly often. But that was way back before the island became the shiat hole that it s today. People don't believe me when I tell them that I grew up within city limits with horses.

2xhelix: When I was a kid, horses running loose in my neighborhood of SI happened fairly often. But that was way back before the island became the shiat hole that it s today. People don't believe me when I tell them that I grew up within city limits with horses.

When I bought my house in 1998, the people across the street used to stick a stake in the ground for Wilber. He got loose all the time and would graze in my yard and poke his head in my window. Always welcome

I had to fetch him a few times a year because he wandered a lot.

<i>It remains unclear what happened next, but the New York Times reports that the animals have since been captured and returned to a petting zoo at Victory Boulevard and Travis Avenue.

There is no zoo, however, listed in that area.</i>

The owners:

<img src="http://img213.imageshack.us/img21 3/6826/articlezebra31128.jpg" width="635" height="423">
<i>Rozzi, the zebra, stands with his owners, John Schirripa and Rocco Schirripa, as well the runaway horse Casper.</i>

I'm sure it's all legit, instead of an unlicensed company that rents animals to local parties for kids.

WTF? Let's try this again...

For the love of all things holy MATE zebrapony MATE like the wind!
 
Now more than ever, Staten Island needs wild rampaging herds of corgi zebras.

Lsherm: WTF? Let's try this again...

[img716.imageshack.us image 635x423]

The very reason why we from Jersey frown upon these people.

Pony thread?

"...pursued by two men clad in dark suits wielding lassos..."

And so, we get our very first spoiler about the plot of the "Men in Black" / "Madagascar" crossover movie!

Do they speak in iambic pentameter too?

SarahDiddle: Pony thread?

It is NEVER a pony thread.

SarahDiddle: Pony thread?

Eeyup.

Someone fed them too many skittles.

jbuist: Well, welcome to Obama's America!

Then there'd be unicorns too.

 

Gyrfalcon: Then there'd be unicorns too.



LOOK UPON ME EQUESTRIAAMERICA, FOR I AM RARITYOBAMA!

BronyMedic: Gyrfalcon: Then there'd be unicorns too.

[images.wikia.com image 850x478]

LOOK UPON ME EQUESTRIAAMERICA, FOR I AM RARITYOBAMA!

You gotta shoop it a bit for the gag to work.

How does this affect New York? The asshole ratio has not been altered.

doglover: [i25.photobucket.com image 799x494]

slowclap.jpg

next.

Zebra foal and pony buddy. Little easier to pet than something adult of a species that deals with hyenas and lions for a living.

Jaywalkers.

SwiftFox: Zebra foal and pony buddy. Little easier to pet than something adult of a species that deals with hyenas and lions for a living.

I'd have to talk to an equestrian friend about it, but I'd bet a zebra makes a better exotic pet than just about everything else out there.

brap: For the love of all things holy MATE zebrapony MATE like the wind!
 
Now more than ever, Staten Island needs wild rampaging herds of corgi zebras.

I can picture a herd running over the hills of the Fresh Kills National Wildlife Preserve.

What ponies running wild might look like:

Still not seen: one lion, one giraffe, and one hippo.

BronyMedic: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 390x360]

Do they speak in iambic pentameter too?

Beware, beware, you New York folk.
Runaway horses are no joke.