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   As if Staten Island doesn't have enough to worry about after Hurricane Sandy, now there are zebras and ponies running wild in the streets with rainbows coming out of their backsides

29 Nov 2012 02:20 AM   |   3611 clicks   |   New York Daily News
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
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Released a statement through his lawyer:

"My client does not deal in warm blooded animals."

28 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

Zebra Trap:

Post signs around town that read as follows:


Rhyming Challenge
Please complete the following rhymes:

1. There once was a rose that started to bloom....

2. Roses are read, violets are blue....

3. See now the lily, all black and orange....




You'll find the Zebras stuck in front of the signs or sobbing quietly nearby.

28 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
jbuist     
Well, welcome to Obama's America!

28 Nov 2012 09:20 PM
2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
When I was a kid, horses running loose in my neighborhood of SI happened fairly often. But that was way back before the island became the shiat hole that it s today. People don't believe me when I tell them that I grew up within city limits with horses.

28 Nov 2012 09:21 PM
AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  

2xhelix: When I was a kid, horses running loose in my neighborhood of SI happened fairly often. But that was way back before the island became the shiat hole that it s today. People don't believe me when I tell them that I grew up within city limits with horses.


When I bought my house in 1998, the people across the street used to stick a stake in the ground for Wilber. He got loose all the time and would graze in my yard and poke his head in my window. Always welcome

I had to fetch him a few times a year because he wandered a lot.

28 Nov 2012 09:37 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
<i>It remains unclear what happened next, but the New York Times reports that the animals have since been captured and returned to a petting zoo at Victory Boulevard and Travis Avenue.

There is no zoo, however, listed in that area.</i>

The owners:

<img src="http://img213.imageshack.us/img21 3/6826/articlezebra31128.jpg" width="635" height="423">
<i>Rozzi, the zebra, stands with his owners, John Schirripa and Rocco Schirripa, as well the runaway horse Casper.</i>

I'm sure it's all legit, instead of an unlicensed company that rents animals to local parties for kids.

28 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
WTF? Let's try this again...

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28 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
For the love of all things holy MATE zebrapony MATE like the wind!
 
Now more than ever, Staten Island needs wild rampaging herds of corgi zebras.

28 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  

Lsherm: WTF? Let's try this again...

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The very reason why we from Jersey frown upon these people.

28 Nov 2012 10:11 PM
SarahDiddle     
Pony thread?

28 Nov 2012 11:08 PM
dbirchall     
"...pursued by two men clad in dark suits wielding lassos..."

And so, we get our very first spoiler about the plot of the "Men in Black" / "Madagascar" crossover movie!

28 Nov 2012 11:37 PM
BronyMedic     
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Do they speak in iambic pentameter too?

28 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
GAT_00     

SarahDiddle: Pony thread?


It is NEVER a pony thread.

28 Nov 2012 11:52 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

SarahDiddle: Pony thread?


Eeyup.

29 Nov 2012 12:37 AM
UsikFark     
Someone fed them too many skittles.

29 Nov 2012 02:21 AM
Gyrfalcon     

jbuist: Well, welcome to Obama's America!


Then there'd be unicorns too.

29 Nov 2012 02:23 AM
LaughingRadish     
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29 Nov 2012 02:34 AM
BronyMedic     

Gyrfalcon: Then there'd be unicorns too.


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LOOK UPON ME EQUESTRIAAMERICA, FOR I AM RARITYOBAMA!

29 Nov 2012 02:42 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: Gyrfalcon: Then there'd be unicorns too.

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LOOK UPON ME EQUESTRIAAMERICA, FOR I AM RARITYOBAMA!


You gotta shoop it a bit for the gag to work.

29 Nov 2012 02:44 AM
Mitch Mitchell     
How does this affect New York? The asshole ratio has not been altered.

29 Nov 2012 02:47 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
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29 Nov 2012 02:52 AM
BronyMedic     

doglover: [i25.photobucket.com image 799x494]


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29 Nov 2012 02:58 AM
othmar     
next.

29 Nov 2012 03:34 AM
SwiftFox     
Zebra foal and pony buddy. Little easier to pet than something adult of a species that deals with hyenas and lions for a living.

29 Nov 2012 03:56 AM
sexorcisst     
Jaywalkers.

29 Nov 2012 03:56 AM
wildcardjack     

SwiftFox: Zebra foal and pony buddy. Little easier to pet than something adult of a species that deals with hyenas and lions for a living.


I'd have to talk to an equestrian friend about it, but I'd bet a zebra makes a better exotic pet than just about everything else out there.

29 Nov 2012 04:03 AM
AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  

brap: For the love of all things holy MATE zebrapony MATE like the wind!
 
Now more than ever, Staten Island needs wild rampaging herds of corgi zebras.


I can picture a herd running over the hills of the Fresh Kills National Wildlife Preserve.

29 Nov 2012 07:07 AM
Satanic_Hamster     
What ponies running wild might look like:
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29 Nov 2012 07:51 AM
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29 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Still not seen: one lion, one giraffe, and one hippo.

29 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
RidgeRunner5     

BronyMedic: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 390x360]

Do they speak in iambic pentameter too?


Beware, beware, you New York folk.
Runaway horses are no joke.

29 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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