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   If you lost your liquid LSD somewhere in Pennsylvania, the police would like a word with you, and two boys, 7 and 10, would like to borrow your Allman Brothers CDs

29 Nov 2012 04:44 AM   |   7842 clicks   |   Fox News
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Omahawg     
fark, i miss that shiat

29 Nov 2012 04:46 AM
Another Government Employee     
Good taste in environment, Subs.

29 Nov 2012 04:49 AM
txchad     
Put those delinquent little bastards in jail

29 Nov 2012 04:56 AM
SpinStopper    [TotalFark]  
Is this real life?

29 Nov 2012 05:00 AM
log_jammin     
Morganelli says the boys, ages 7 and 10, were foaming at the mouth and hallucinating after arriving at Bangor Elementary School on Sept. 24.

You're a teacher, at work on an average day when suddenly two kids walk through the door, foaming at the mouth and acting crazy. There as to be a second where you have the urge to run home, board up the doors and windows, and fill the bath tube up with water.

29 Nov 2012 05:01 AM
puffy999     
Hand the kids a coloring book and see what comes up.

29 Nov 2012 05:02 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Always with the live-in boyfriend. Why do people live in sin like this?

29 Nov 2012 05:04 AM
Knight without armor     
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/approves

29 Nov 2012 05:04 AM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     
So THAT'S where I left my LSD!

Sorry kids. Lesson learned about not eating stuff you find on the sidewalk, though, eh?

29 Nov 2012 05:05 AM
adragontattoo    [TotalFark]  

SpinStopper: Is this real life?


Is this just fantasy?

29 Nov 2012 05:12 AM
You are Borg     

AverageAmericanGuy: Always with the live-in boyfriend. Why do people live in sin like this?


Dad? I didn't know you posted on Fark.

29 Nov 2012 05:13 AM
Joe The Plumber     
allman brothers? for PA kids, some Ween would be more apropos. then cream's disraeli gears (b side first) at the peak, and negativland a big 10-8 place to bring them back to earth orbit.

29 Nov 2012 05:13 AM
SpinStopper    [TotalFark]  

adragontattoo: SpinStopper: Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?


I have four fingers ;)

29 Nov 2012 05:15 AM
mutterfark    [TotalFark]  
Road trip?

29 Nov 2012 05:19 AM
Gawdzila    [TotalFark]  

log_jammin: There as to be a second where you have the urge to run home, board up the doors and windows, and fill the bath tube up with water.


Bath tubes?
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29 Nov 2012 05:21 AM
Dahnkster     

29 Nov 2012 05:28 AM
dbirchall    [TotalFark]  

log_jammin: fill the bath tube up with water.


Okay, now you have me wanting one of these for my house.

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29 Nov 2012 05:30 AM
wildcardjack     
If it was 3 and 6 no one would have noticed.

29 Nov 2012 05:30 AM
Gordon Bennett     
Allman Brothers? No no no.

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29 Nov 2012 05:31 AM
log_jammin     

Gawdzila: Bath tubes?


my tube cleans me well. I love my tube.

29 Nov 2012 05:31 AM
Dahnkster     
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29 Nov 2012 05:32 AM
Smidge204     

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Lesson learned about not eating stuff you find on the sidewalk, though, eh?


You'd think that would be a lesson that wouldn't require hands-on experience...
=Smidge=

29 Nov 2012 05:33 AM
styckx     
God I hated LSD. The build up was way too long, the trip was nice then the awful come down where all your joints stiffin up and you feel 90.

Shrooms on the other hand I would sit around eating that shiat like Oreos.. Shroom tea is good too.

29 Nov 2012 05:38 AM
ComicBookGuy     
8/27/72

I'm sure someone will know what that means!! :)

29 Nov 2012 05:38 AM
cherryl taggart     
For pity's sake, subby, anyone old enough to remember the Allman Brothers and LSD is not going to have CD's. Vinyl all the way, baby.

29 Nov 2012 05:42 AM
F22raptom     

Omahawg: fark, i miss that shiat


oh god. me too. not long goes by without me thinking of sliding a fat shot of ice into my arm. then spend the whole night in my room jacking off to porn. ill never forget the time i took so much ecstacy i lost my perception of size. I felt like everything was 1cm big, like I was in a tiny world.

THAT TRIP was better than any trip on acid, ever. The hallucination felt way more real. LSD is nice but 6 pills put me on pandora.

29 Nov 2012 05:53 AM
djslowdive     
They found my eye drops bottle! Awesome.

It's actually been awhile since I tried it last, unfortunately.

29 Nov 2012 06:16 AM
Nick Nostril     
Ummm, Pink Floyd?

29 Nov 2012 06:17 AM
Glenechocreek     

puffy999: Hand the kids a coloring book and see what comes up.


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29 Nov 2012 06:26 AM
jimjazz     
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29 Nov 2012 06:31 AM
You'd turn it off when I was halfway across     

Smidge204: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Lesson learned about not eating stuff you find on the sidewalk, though, eh?

You'd think that would be a lesson that wouldn't require hands-on experience...
=Smidge=


Kids today get most of their knowledge from video games.

29 Nov 2012 06:35 AM
Precision Boobery     
Drooling as a result of your brain having melted, that I could see. Foaming at the mouth? How much did they take? They thought it was breath mint drops, they presumably weren't swigging it.

29 Nov 2012 06:41 AM
SDRR     
Stupid kids, they should have asked for your Pink Floyd albums.

29 Nov 2012 06:47 AM
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  

29 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
Lemmy Kilmister     
if you live in Easton, taking LSD is a vast improvement over your daily life

/shiathole

29 Nov 2012 06:57 AM
thismomentinblackhistory     

styckx: God I hated LSD. The build up was way too long, the trip was nice then the awful come down where all your joints stiffin up and you feel 90.

Shrooms on the other hand I would sit around eating that shiat like Oreos.. Shroom tea is good too.


Acid is the Matrix and shrooms is The Lord of the Rings.

29 Nov 2012 07:10 AM
log_jammin     

Ghastly: Don't put it in your mouth.


on the bright side, that managed to remove the "call me maybe" tune from my brain after 10 hours.

29 Nov 2012 07:12 AM
Albert911emt     

SpinStopper: adragontattoo: SpinStopper: Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

I have four fingers ;)


Way to mess up the Queen reference. Allow me:

Caught in a landslide,
no escape from reality
open your eyes,
look up to the sky and seeeee.....

29 Nov 2012 07:18 AM
untaken_name     

SpinStopper: adragontattoo: SpinStopper: Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

I have four fingers ;)


They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing....oh, there they go.

29 Nov 2012 07:25 AM
jimjazz     

Albert911emt: SpinStopper: adragontattoo: SpinStopper: Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

I have four fingers ;)

Way to mess up the Queen reference. Allow me:

Caught in a landslide,
no escape from reality
open your eyes,
look up to the sky and seeeee.....


I think SpinStopper was trying to reference David After Dentists

29 Nov 2012 07:28 AM
Bob The Nob     

Knight without armor: /approves


Were they barrel-shaped?

/ teacher should have given them a beer

29 Nov 2012 07:35 AM
OldManDownDRoad     
Allman Bros? Please. Kids these days. The Allmans are for when you are relaxing with some buds and suds.

If these kids wanted the retro experience, try some Floyd followed by Robin Trower's "Bridge of Sighs" and end it with some spacey fusion, like, say, Santana's "Borboletta."

Otherwise, hit 'em up with some Younger Brother or some Kasabian, maybe freak with a little Neko Case just to hear a voice.

29 Nov 2012 07:52 AM
Electric_Banana     
They "found" the LSD? Well, that's believable. After all, I used to find beer all the time in PA. At least, that's what I told the cops where I got it every time they busted me.

29 Nov 2012 08:01 AM
moothemagiccow     
Is that what makes five minute guitar solos listenable? I had no idea

29 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
Notagamer     
Man, that ambulance ride must've been one hell of a trip for the kids.

29 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
b3x     
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29 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
Make More Hinjews     
a) This should be HOTW, at least.

b) You're goina hell, boy! (/ girl!)

c) A fish.

29 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
Sea Monkey     
Article: Morganelli says the boys, ages 7 and 10, were foaming at the mouth and hallucinating

I've seen people go insane on LSD. I've never seen anyone foam at the mouth from it.

29 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
sodomizer     

AverageAmericanGuy: Always with the live-in boyfriend. Why do people live in sin like this?


Without dysfunctional homes, we wouldn't have Democrats. Can't have that.

29 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
shastacola     

OldManDownDRoad: Robin Trower's "Bridge of Sighs"


I forgot about that album.I feel high just seeing it referenced.

29 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
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